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    Buongiorno America!


    During my research to find a way to help straight men avoid getting sodomized during the Sodomite June, i found all the answers in the Saints of the Catholic Church. Here is the best example:





    The first one is, of course, St. Thomas Aquinas. He was a great theologian and one of the best philosophers the Catholic Church had, along with St. Augustine, St. Catherine of Siena and St. Theresa Benedicta of the Cross. One of his most famous works is the Summa Theologica. He was also a fat man that didn't need any muscles in the body, because his strenght comes from his brain.


    Do not be attached, therefore, to clothing and riches, because they divided my garments among themselves. Nor to honors, for he experienced harsh words and scourgings. Nor to greatness of rank, for weaving a crown of thorns they placed it on my head. Nor to anything delightful, for in my thirst they gave me vinegar to drink
    Of course the body shape that most Catholic monks have is the ideal for keeping away perverted sodomites from raping you. Bodybuilding, on the other hand, attracts them like flies with feces. Here is the proof (Warning: Disturbing Homoheretic content):





    This is Eugen Sandow, the father of Bodybuilding. He invented it in order to convince men to become like the Ancient Greek idols, in other words: self-idolatry. Now, it should not surprise you that he was a Godless sodomite. See the connection? He basically wanted to revive the Ancient Greece sodomy via Bodybuilding. What a pervert.



    Therefore, you should never visit a Gym if you don't want to become a target of sodomy. As many Christians know, the body is not important, we'll be too busy admiring Jesus in Heaven to care about abs or bicepts.


    Buona giornata!

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    Re: The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church

    Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
    During my research to find a way to help straight men avoid getting sodomized during the Sodomite June, i found all the answers in the Saints of the Catholic Church. Here is the best example:

    The first one is, of course, St. Thomas Aquinas. He was a great theologian and one of the best philosophers the Catholic Church had, along with St. Augustine, St. Catherine of Siena and St. Theresa Benedicta of the Cross. One of his most famous works is the Summa Theologica. He was also a fat man that didn't need any muscles in the body, because his strenght comes from his brain.
    But, but, but - aren't monks supposed to lead ascetic lives? The man in your picture seems like he enjoyed feasts every day, as well as snacking in between them. Is that another example of "do as I say and not as I do?"

    As many Christians know, the body is not important, we'll be too busy admiring Jesus in Heaven to care about abs or bicepts.
    Except for Jesus' biceps and six pack, of course. I apologize to my True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters for posting the picture of an idol, but it serves the purpose of showing our Savior's beautiful body:



    Have you repented for your sins yet, Romeo? It would be such a shame to see your pretty face burn in Hell for eternity.
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      Re: The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      But, but, but - aren't monks supposed to lead ascetic lives? The man in your picture seems like he enjoyed feasts every day, as well as snacking in between them. Is that another example of "do as I say and not as I do?"

      Except for Jesus' biceps and six pack, of course. I apologize to my True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters for posting the picture of an idol, but it serves the purpose of showing our Savior's beautiful body:



      Have you repented for your sins yet, Romeo? It would be such a shame to see your pretty face burn in Hell for eternity.
      Amen, dear Sister Basilissa! It cannot be denied that the kept self in tip-top physical condition. Why, he would need those muscles in order to engage in combat with the devil!

      Ephesians 6:11, 12:
      11 Put on the whole armour of , that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
      12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

      I'll attach a picture that shows the muscles that would have had, and how each is so well-developed, so that He can fight -- triumphantly -- spiritual wickedness. I must apologize, however, for how this photograph is so colorfully drawn. One hopes that those "gay" perverts will not see this as some sort of "code" that accepts their sinful actions!

      (Mrs.) Isabella White

      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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      • #4
        Re: The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church

        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
        During my research to find a way to help straight men avoid getting sodomized during the Sodomite June
        Isn't this kind of like the fox giving the rabbit tips on how to avoid getting eaten? I'm not sure I trust your advice Mr. Ravioli. And no, I will not call you Father Ravioli because that would be a sin against the Almighty (Matthew 23:9).


        No, I suspect that to the Catholic clergy, the ideal body-shape is a lithe young boy on the cusp of adolescence. You people make me sick.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • #5
          Re: The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church

          Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
          Isn't this kind of like the fox giving the rabbit tips on how to avoid getting eaten? I'm not sure I trust your advice Mr. Ravioli. And no, I will not call you Father Ravioli because that would be a sin against the Almighty (Matthew 23:9).

          No, I suspect that to the Catholic clergy, the ideal body-shape is a lithe young boy on the cusp of adolescence. You people make me sick.
          Amen, dear Brother Lukes! This sort of abominable activity has been going on for centuries. It's high time that the Cathyolick priests stop sinning -- once and for all -- even though they want otherwise!
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          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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            Re: The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church

            Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
            Of course the body shape that most Catholic monks have is the ideal for keeping away perverted sodomites from raping you.
            Don't monks live in monasteries? I can see there'd be a problem in that direction of course but haven't you overlooked something? I'm writing in a language I'd hope you understood and God uses language in a similar way. To make sure everyone understood Him, He gave us William Tyndale to inspire King James' wonderful project and the KJV - but perhaps you're unaware that Tyndale was murdered by one of your "saints" on a long list of murders and whippings and something called the wheel which I had to look up

            THE WHEEL

            (also available with spikes)

            and burnings at the stake, alive of course, and murder is one way to prevent sodomy. It also financed the monasteries, since anyone murdered by papists had their property confiscated. So that's 3 things you may have forgotten:

            Saint Thomas More (murderer)
            The use of Latin by Aquinas (incomprehensible to most people)
            Murder (as a preemptive measure against sodomy)


            I hope that is helpful.

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            • #7
              Re: The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church

              I clicked on this thread with the assumption we'd be looking at women's figures. I was thinking this might be an opportunity to compare and contrast the ideal Baptist lady with whatever passes for a Catholic bride.
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              • #8
                Re: The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                I clicked on this thread with the assumption we'd be looking at women's figures. I was thinking this might be an opportunity to compare and contrast the ideal Baptist lady with whatever passes for a Catholic bride.
                My beloved Brother, I do not think female body shape can ever be the focus of the Catholic Church. That's not how the Catholic priests roll, if you catch my drift.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #9
                  Re: The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  I clicked on this thread with the assumption we'd be looking at women's figures. I was thinking this might be an opportunity to compare and contrast the ideal Baptist lady with whatever passes for a Catholic bride.
                  You have touched on the nub of the question in this thread. Catholics worship their pope. At present there are four popes. The main pope (depending on which heresy one follows) is either Frank or Theo. Here they are wearing their respective silly hats.
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                  First up, it's Frank. I picked out his head because there was so much bling it drowned out the hat. Next is Theo. He's pope #2 and like Frank uses a different name, as pope of the Copts. The third pope would probably be Joe aka Ben. However there's another group or groups calling themselves sedevacantists who consider there to have been no legit. popes since the death or insanity of the last actual pope some time in the past ¾ century. Which actual pope is a bit of a touchy point best avoided in conversation if you ever meet one. Some of them have elected their own pope, some consider the seat [sede] to still be vacant [vacant] and for all I know some of them may have elected a different different pope. So I put Joe 4th.
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                  Bit of a long preamble relating to your question so I'll try and finish off quickly for you. Catholicism is not good for brides. Enthusiastic at first coughing up money for the priest because someone died and needs to be advanced along from Limbo or Purgatory @ $so-much-per-inch, unless they're a protestant in which case add a 0 or for hindoo-communists better put an 8 in front, but all in all I think you'd find bride #1 personable. Of course it's difficult to know what you're looking for [would be looking for -ed.] but eventually the bride runs out of money. I knew one who married a protestant who [allegedly -ed.] wound up in Purgatory and she had to mortgage the farm. That all went, along with the jewellery I'd assume, then eventually the priest advised yes her ol' man had finally made it to Heaven: bride #2. The 3rd example is a nebulous two-headed thing, perhaps akin to the sedevacantists, who'd be coming at you from both directions at once. But imagine if she'd lost a child? The house mightn't have been enough. The jewellery? The car? Her own reputation? Anything to get the child out of Limbo. And then one day she gets the good news: there never was a Limbo. This is the inner woman of bride #4.

                  The contrast is extreme.
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                    Re: The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    My beloved Brother, I do not think female body shape can ever be the focus of the Catholic Church. That's not how the Catholic priests roll, if you catch my drift.
                    Well, actually we also have the ideal look for women in order to stay virgin:

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                    • #11
                      Re: The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church

                      Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                      Well, actually we also have the ideal look for women in order to stay virgin:
                      Why do you want your women to burn in Hell? Females can only get into paradise if they've had at least one child (1 Timothy 2:15). Preferably a son. All of those nasty old hags will get what's coming to them for blasphemously claiming to be MARRIED to JESUS! Ha! And I'm married to the Queen of Sheba. So Jesus is some kind of polygamist Mormon patriarch with a giant harem of ugly and/or elderly women? Talk about delusions of grandeur.


                      What a bunch of retards.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      • #12
                        Re: The perfect body-shape according to the Catholic Church

                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        feasts every day
                        Easy when you're spending other people's money. Duck. Swan. Port (did port exist when Aquinas did?) or Madeira: it would be the good stuff or Tokaji. Pâté de foie gras. Ice-cream. Eels. Suckling pig. Udder pie. Mead. Lobster.


                        Made using ice brought down from mountains and stored in ice houses.


                        Boiled and sliced with tongue and mixed with raisins ... tasty hot or cold.

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