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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-30-2014, 11:14 PM

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As you're responding to a post that's 7 years old (this week's winning necropost, congrats), from a forum member who hasn't visited since 2009, why don't you just go ahead and hold your breath waiting for an answer?
Women don't have the brains God gave a chicken! Exactly why they require a stern master to issue commands, otherwise they'd all drown in rainstorms for want of someone to tell them to shut their pie holes.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-18-2017, 12:34 PM

I hope you people go to jail for domestic abuse, and get raped in the butt by big black guys, and have God send you to hell for being homosexual.

You people are proud with beating your wives? Seriously, what is wrong with you? No wonder she wants to knife him. Probably an abusive bastard. I hope she gets away with killing him too. His golf performance is so much more important than his wife not being beaten, do you not see a problem with this? You people are sick. Rot in a dumpster.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 01-16-2020, 05:02 AM

I’m needing help with a rebellious, undisciplined wife. I’d like to find a mentor for me and disciplinarian for her until I’m able to handle her on my own. I’m about to have surgery on my let’s which will leave me unable to keep tabs on her and give her the discipline and obedience training she so desperately needs.
Any help will be very much appreciated.
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Prayer Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 01-16-2020, 12:00 PM

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I’m needing help with a rebellious, undisciplined wife. I’d like to find a mentor for me and disciplinarian for her until I’m able to handle her on my own. I’m about to have surgery on my let’s which will leave me unable to keep tabs on her and give her the discipline and obedience training she so desperately needs.
Any help will be very much appreciated.
Mr. Bobby,

How is it possible that you've let things get out of hand? Could it be that you've neglected to follow the KJV Bible to the letter? Let us see:
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... I’m about to have surgery on my let’s which will leave me unable to keep tabs on her...
I have absolutely no idea what your let's are but they seem to be related to unnatural fornication. But that is unimportant. The main issue is why you should consult the physicians and not simply Pray?

2 Chronicles 16: 12-13
And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease [was] exceeding [great]: yet
in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.


Do you need atheist medical interventions because of THIS?

John 9:31
Now we know that
God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.


...or perhaps because of THIS:

Luke 17:6
And the Lord said,
If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.


I'd say that you need to consult your own Spiritual state first. If that is in order, everything else will follow naturally. Based on your post and my initial assessment you need to accept Jesus and become a Christian. Matthew 7:20 tells us that you have a long way to go but we'll certainly help you and Pray for you (and our Prayers, unlike yours, do work). So please persist and keep on contributing to God's favorite Forum!


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 01-16-2020, 02:58 PM

Mr. White,


Thank you for you intelligent and thoughtful response. You are correct. We have both been astray for way too long. We have now come to the church work with God and the leaders and mentors of the church to change our lives, become good Christians and learn the discipline and obedience it takes to have a proper Christian marriage. I know this will take time and lots of effort on our part. We understand it may be a long and sometimes painful journey but know now that it's the right way and the only way it should be.


Thank you again for taking the time to help us begin.


(by the way, in my original post, "let's" was a typo. it should have read "legs". Both knees will be worked on. )
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