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Default Is it okay for men to share a luffa in the showers at the gym? - 04-09-2020, 01:56 AM

I was sitting here watching Sean Hannity’s interview when a commercial of a local gym was wishing everyone health and safety during this fake pandemic and then I remembered I used to go visit that gym. Now yes, I would shower there but it was strictly for hygiene reasons because of 1 Corinthians 6:19. It’s one of those fancy gyms that poor black folk can’t normally afford. Anyway, I had a man pass by me offering to let me borrow his luffa. I’m sure it was just an offer of help but I still confused. Now I’m wondering what you nice white Christian folk have to say about two men sharing a luffa in the showers at the gym. What is the acceptable thing to do so that I’ll know if I ever get back to having a gym membership.
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Default Re: Is it okay for men to share a luffa in the showers at the gym? - 04-09-2020, 01:28 PM

What is luffa?
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Default Re: Is it okay for men to share a luffa in the showers at the gym? - 04-09-2020, 02:10 PM

Pardon my ignorance as I don’t own one myself and believe in keeping soap on a string personally. I seem to have misspelled loofah as “luffa”. How could I confuse a sponge with some jigaboo plant? Anyway, I found a verse Jeremiah 2:22 that leads me to question whether it’s okay to share soap and loofahs amongst others. For though thou wash thee with nitre, and take thee much soap, yet thine iniquity is marked before me, saith the Lord GOD.
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Default Re: Is it okay for men to share a luffa in the showers at the gym? - 04-09-2020, 02:59 PM

This suggestion is shocking, even for a Negroe.


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Exclamation Re: Is it okay for men to share a luffa in the showers at the gym? - 04-09-2020, 03:13 PM

Dear Mr. Rutherford: I do hope that you will not mind my expressing the need for a bit of caution here. You see, the offer of a "luffa" (or "loofah") may very well be "code" for something else. I shan't get into that, as it might be somewhat unsavory, and there is no place for such talk on ; however, I do think that if it's cleanliness that you seek, then you shall do no better than to rejoice once you've read this glorious passage from the :

Ezekiel 26:25 "Then will I sprinkle clean water upon you, and ye shall be clean: from all your filthiness, and from all your idols, will I cleanse you."

I do so hope that this clears up any confusion regarding your matters of personal hygiene, Mr. Rutherford.


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Default Re: Is it okay for men to share a luffa in the showers at the gym? - 04-09-2020, 03:37 PM

Gracious beautiful young smart and wonderful white Sister Isabella, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for explaining this ordeal for me and giving me the clearest answer. I ain’t gonna accept any loofah or luffa from any man. You White Christian folk have all the right answers from which I can only assume came because of The KJV Bible.
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Gracious beautiful young smart and wonderful white Sister Isabella, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for explaining this ordeal for me and giving me the clearest answer. I ain’t gonna accept any loofah or luffa from any man. You White Christian folk have all the right answers from which I can only assume came because of The KJV Bible.
Oh, dear Mr. Rutherford, kindly rest assured that you are as welcome as the flowers in May! It is my pleasure and privilege to impart wisdom to you from the blessed , and it is my prayer that you shall do your utmost, at all times, in following the beloved , in all that you do. May richly bless you -- now and always.


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Pardon my ignorance as I don’t own one myself and believe in keeping soap on a string personally. I seem to have misspelled loofah as “luffa”.
Are you speaking Arabic? Because neither one of these words sound American.
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