[Lycia The Repentant]

As a True Christian™, I'm used to taking everything I read at face-value. In fact, sometimes its hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that, unlike the Bible, not everything we read should be taken as 100% literal truth.

That's why it SICKENS and DISGUSTS me that there are people out there who will lie about themselves on the Internet! It's a vile practice, and I'm not the only person who hates it. God does too!

"These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Proverbs 6:16-19

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8

So every time somebody gets on the Internet and lies about having a six-figure a year job, lies about being the master of a martial art, or lies about the number of people they've known (in the Biblical sense) it's just as if they're spitting in God's eye!

That said, there are two groups of liars that especially disgust me, and I think they especially disgust Jesus too. People who pretend to be a member of the opposite gender and Godmockers who pretend to be Christians in an attempt to subvert His word.

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." Deuteronomy 22:5

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Disgusting! Need I even say more?

"But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken? When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, but the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him." Deuteronomy 18:20-22

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Again, vile!

So, unsaved trash liars, even IF (and that's a big if) the DoF doesn't find out that you're a filthy liar, God will! And He won't be happy!

"For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." James 2:10

Just remember, in God's eyes, if you lie on the Internet, you're just as bad as a murderer!

[Levi Jones]

Preach it, sister!

I mean, if God will light a sopping wet pyre for Elijah, surely He will strike all these liars dead at their keyboard!

[JustGotSaved]

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant

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Disgusting! Need I even say more?

What? That harlot on the left was passing herself off as a christian MAN? That whoor!

[Bobby-Joe]

I hate people who lie about themselves on the internet. How sick can someone be to pretend they are something they are not?

Sister Talitha was just telling me what she would do if she meet an internet lair. It doesn't bear repeating but it was quite a mouth full she was planing to give them.

Internet lairs are just disgusting.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

I hate people who lie about themselves on the internet. How sick can someone be to pretend they are something they are not?

Sister Talitha was just telling me what she would do if she meet an internet lair. It doesn't bear repeating but it was quite a mouth full she was planing to give them.

Internet lairs are just disgusting.

AMEN Brother. Just the thought of someone pretending to be someone they are not on the internet makes my skin crawl. Who has the time for that? It seems like a colossal waste of time.

Also, how stupid would doing something like be when it will send you to HELL for lying?

I can't believe it, but people are finding new ways to suck and be bad!

[Cursed]

Is it wrong to smite deceivers like this?

I mean, I know it's wrong secularly, but it's not wrong to GOD as long as they are smited somewhere without secular law in place, is it? Or do they also need to be gay or something horrible like that before they can be smited?

I hate these people with a passion. Grrrr, I'm so mad! Why do they lie so much? Why do they have me send them money orders for airline tickets, and then they always get cancer or something and not show up? Why do I have money for airline tickets but I can't make rent? It's as if God arranges for money to fall in my normally dirt-poor lap when such an opportunity arises, just to belly laugh at my forthcoming heartbreak!

I know I deserve it, I'm sorry for complaining. I'd laugh at my heartbreak too if it wasn't mine. I hope I die any second, I want to laugh at someone like me with the LORD GOD!

[SUV]

Yet one more thing for our God to Hate!



Say....Isn't that my old beau Brian Peppers/Li'l Davey/Carny Guy?

[Bobby-Joe]

All I can say is PRAISE THE LORD I am a TRUE Christian™ and as real as the Love of Jesus. Atheists are just disgusting with their lies.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

All I can say is PRAISE THE LORD I am a TRUE Christian™ and as real as the Love of Jesus. Atheists are just disgusting with their lies.

Praise His glorious name, Brother! My faith in the Lord is every bit as real as He is and every bit as true as the Holy Bible is.

[Jet O'Niell]

Preach it, Sister Lycia. I would hope people wouldn't lie on the internet, but alas, they do. It sickens me. Now I feel like getting rid of this username and putting my true name on here, just to make sure there isn't a single thing I'm lying about at all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

All I can say is PRAISE THE LORD I am a TRUE Christian™ and as real as the Love of Jesus. Atheists are just disgusting with their lies.

Shout GLORY!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

There's a lot of liars with fake identities and exaggerated life stories on the internet. I think it's because they're a bunch of unemployed losers with nothing going for them in life that feel bad about themselves, so they have to invent all these wild stories about partying with college girls to impress people. You wouldn't believe how many times I meet these liars on the internet, claiming they own mansions, drive Mercedes-Benz convertibles, play golf on world-famous courses, drink 35 year old Scotch, have their own private Learjet, etc. I mean, really, people, how gullible do you think we are?

[BelieverInGod]

How many do we get on here who are PhD's, IQ's of 278, and MMA champions, but they seem incapable of spelling the simplest words.

Amazing isn't it.

[JustGotSaved]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

There's a lot of liars with fake identities and exaggerated life stories on the internet. I think it's because they're a bunch of unemployed losers with nothing going for them in life that feel bad about themselves, so they have to invent all these wild stories about partying with college girls to impress people. You wouldn't believe how many times I meet these liars on the internet, claiming they own mansions, drive Mercedes-Benz convertibles, play golf on world-famous courses, drink 35 year old Scotch, have their own private Learjet, etc. I mean, really, people, how gullible do you think we are?

Amen Rev Jim!

All i do is clean the Mission in Topeka. I scrap gum and crusty brown splatter from the toilets, and then head to the kitchento serve the men. Afterwards, during worship, i have to wake them or throw them out if they're too drunk. Does it look like I'm making THIS up? Is this some kind of trick to trick people and glorify myself? If it is, i wish i'd picked a better trick like, partying with those college girls day and night or being a drugged up rock star. (forgive me Jesus for wishing that for a moment!). No, instead i'm proud to server God with my low work at the mission. I think of it as polishing those crusty brown spots in the pews to shine like a pearl--as a gift for JeSUS!

Yeah, this is the RockStar life i made up for myself--Sheesh. /sarcasm

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

How many do we get on here who are PhD's, IQ's of 278, and MMA champions, but they seem incapable of spelling the simplest words.

Amazing isn't it.

Or some sedate coach potato claiming to be a 6'2" 200 lb killing machine with three black belts. It's just sicking what some people do on the internet. The only thing a TRUE Christian™ can do is shake their head and laugh at these losers.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

It just goes to show you what happens to a person who has no moral compass. I remember before I was saved, I would lie to anybody to get what I wanted. Before Jesus showed me the Truth, I lied my way into my first flying job. Faking a log book is actually REALLY easy. Then, I made up references from companies that didn't exist, and PRESTO! I was suddenly a commercial pilot with years of experience!

Then, after one of the other pilots I was working with crashed one of the company planes, the owners started checking all the references of the new employees. Just like the typical God-mocker that I was, I just quit and left without talking to anybody. I'm not sure, but I think they might have filed fraud charges.

That was years ago, and now that I'm Saved I would never claim to be something I'm not. And as a True Christian™, I would assume that any pending charges against me would be taken care of by the Lord or the Jew lawyers here at Landover AirJesus! Praise!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

What do those people hope to achieve by lying on the Internet about who they are? If a man pretends to be a woman, it'll be game over as soon as "she" meets "her" date at the coffee shop. Similarly, an atheist who pretends to be a True Christian™ (or, even worse, a pastor) will be found out pretty quickly when he can't quote the Bible correctly.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Or some sedate coach potato claiming to be a 6'2" 200 lb killing machine with three black belts. It's just sicking what some people do on the internet. The only thing a TRUE Christian™ can do is shake their head and laugh at these losers.

I know exactly what you mean! Take this jerk for instance...

Originally Posted by Some loser tard

look here you psycopath who doesnt deserve to live on this earth, im a black belt is jiu jitsu and wang chung, i would break both of your skinny little arms if i came across you. i train 4 days out of the week, ive fought professionally, i dont know who the hell you think you are, but you are super crazy. you need a doctor ASAP you sissy weirdo.

Just imagine if he had to meet you in real life. You'd have him in a submission hold within 5 seconds and make him eat his words.

[Lycia The Repentant]

What I really don't understand is why a man would pretend to be a woman (or the other way around) on the internet. I'll admit, sometimes I've wondered what life would be like for me if God had decided to make me a man instead of a woman (I promptly adjourn to the prayer closet when I get these thoughts, because I don't want God to think I'm second-guessing Him in any way), but I know my role in life is to become a help-meet for my future husband and provide babies for Jesus, and I can't imagine why a woman would ever fantasize otherwise or wish for anything more.

Personally, I think lying on the internet about your gender is just the first step on the slippery slope down to trannydom.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant

What I really don't understand is why a man would pretend to be a woman (or the other way around) on the internet. I'll admit, sometimes I've wondered what life would be like for me if God had decided to make me a man instead of a woman (I promptly adjourn to the prayer closet when I get these thoughts, because I don't want God to think I'm second-guessing Him in any way), but I know my role in life is to become a help-meet for my future husband and provide babies for Jesus, and I can't imagine why a woman would ever fantasize otherwise or wish for anything more.

Personally, I think lying on the internet about your gender is just the first step on the slippery slope down to trannydom.

I know, RIGHT!?

See, if you pretend you're a girl when you're really a guy, it means you're a gay, because girls do it with guys. So if you pretend you're a girl, it means you want to do it with guys, which make you gay! Unless you pretend you're a lesbo, but then you're still a gay, just a lesbo gay.









Tammi