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  • God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

    God's patience is often deemed eternal by those who have no true understanding of the issue. As humans, we live on a scale much smaller that that of the Lord. With few exceptions, such as Methuselah, people only live a hundred years or so. Thus, we often marvel that the Lord has, as an example, allowed the sin of San Francisco to continue these many years. But what seems a long time on the human scale may well be but the blink of an eye for the Lord.

    All the time we have been wondering why the Lord God has allowed the Romans of Italy to revel in their idol worship, He has been planning their ultimate destruction. Just lately, His retribution has begun in earnest. There have been four earthquakes in Italy in the last few months, including three in the last couple of weeks. An earthquake yesterday is said to have destroyed entire towns, including the birthplace of Benedict, him of the Benedictine order of homosexual monks. I expect these tribulations to continue until the entire country is a pile of used building materials.

    This should serve as a warning that the wrath of God cannot be escaped. His will be done.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

    The reasons for God to hate Italy are legion, I know. But one worth pointing out is their cheesy footwear*.


    Take a look at this nonsense:











    Sandals were good enough for Our Lord.


    Cobblerly Yours,
    Handmaiden


    * Their cheesy cheese is another matter.
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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      Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

      Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
      The reasons for God to hate Italy are legion, I know. But one worth pointing out is their cheesy footwear*.
      Indeed so, Sister. Whether or not the devil wears Prada, we know that some of his vicars on earth have.

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        Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
        Take a look at this nonsense:
        Heelys for whores! I know it's naughty of me to laugh at such things, but can you imagine the carnage on the Via Veneto?
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        • #5
          Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

          Ordinarily your run of the mill pope is hanging out in the Vatican holding "audiences" for the cultists so that they can be seen slobbering over kissing the pope's ring, and otherwise helping out the Italian / Vatican tourist trade.

          Well, not this "new" pope - he's off with the sex obsessed Swedes trying to "heal" the Lutonians and the Reformation schism. He's also about meddling in "climate change", preaching to the Venezuelans about their failed experiment in socialism, negotiating with the Chinese, trying to tell Trump what to do with our "illegals", ramping up the canonization of new "saints", appointing some new cardinals (as if they don't already have enough), doing photo ops with traitor Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, and riding a scooter. It's no wonder God is upset. You have to ask yourself - where's Jesus?

          Look for the LIEberal "new" pope lovers over at PBS to organize a trip over to Italy to dig through the rubble looking for items to feature in upcoming episodes of Antiques Road Show.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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          • #6
            Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

            This is going to happen to all the nations whose leaders did not congratulate Trump on his victory at the voting booths. God is sending a clear message to the world. Stand behind the Trump of God or be cast down.
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • #7
              Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

              I look forward to the return of Mr Berlusconi to power in Italy, now that he has endorsed Mr Trump and accepted the flattering (to Berlusconi) comparisons between them.

              Mr Berlusconi sounds like a man we can do business with. You will note from the link that he served FOUR terms as prime minister of Italy. Let's hope Mr Trump can exceed that.
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              • #8
                Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                I look forward to the return of Mr Berlusconi to power in Italy, now that he has endorsed Mr Trump and accepted the flattering (to Berlusconi) comparisons between them.

                Mr Berlusconi sounds like a man we can do business with. You will note from the link that he served FOUR terms as prime minister of Italy. Let's hope Mr Trump can exceed that.
                That's right! Mr. Berlusconi was indeed a great leader. He did indeed many good things during his time in politics:

                • He opposed adultery, homosexualiy, abortion and femminism.
                • He've always denounced communism.
                • He is a well educated and honest person.
                • He fought freemasonry and mafia.
                • He was able to being a friend with people who belonged to other religions, such as Putin and Gaddafi.
                • He is one of the most devouted Christian.
                • He always cared for his people.

                Berlusconi indeed will become a saint when he'll ascend to heaven. And he will indeed be one of the people who will sit at the right of Jesus Christ.


                If Berlusconi won't returin in power, well, Salvini has some good chances of being a better president for Italy.


                Let's hope that the Cultural Marxism regine of Italy ends, so that God will spare it's citizen. If not, well he will spare Vatican City anyway, since it is his holy country.

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                • #9
                  Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

                  Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                  ...God... will spare Vatican City anyway, since it is his holy country.

                  I believe you are quite mistaken. Vatican City is the epicenter of your idol worshipping cult and a place where the word of God is scoffed at by smug priests who think they know better than Him. I believe it will also be the epicenter of a very large earthquake sent by the Lord and soon. Once the Vatican is destroyed it is possible that the Lord will turn a more forgiving gaze on Italy. Until then, you must wallow in His hate.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

                    Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                    • He opposed adultery, homosexualiy, abortion and femminism.
                    • He've always denounced communism.
                    • He is a well educated and honest person.
                    • He fought freemasonry and mafia.
                    • He was able to being a friend with people who belonged to other religions, such as Putin and Gaddafi.
                    • He is one of the most devouted Christian.
                    • He always cared for his people.
                    Also, he was dumped by the Vatican, who then decided to support Monty.


                    On the sound basis that the enemy (Berlusconi) of our enemy (the Vatican) is our friend (Berlusconi again), this is good news indeed.
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                    • #11
                      Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

                      Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                      I believe you are quite mistaken. Vatican City is the epicenter of your idol worshipping cult and a place where the word of God is scoffed at by smug priests who think they know better than Him. I believe it will also be the epicenter of a very large earthquake sent by the Lord and soon. Once the Vatican is destroyed it is possible that the Lord will turn a more forgiving gaze on Italy. Until then, you must wallow in His hate.
                      Vatican City is in Vatican City, wich is a different country, not in Italy. It's like that god would punish Spain for the sins of Portugal.

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                        Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

                        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                        Vatican City is in Vatican City, wich is a different country, not in Italy. It's like that god would punish Spain for the sins of Portugal.

                        We are aware of the fact that the Pope and his army of Swiss mercenaries have seized the area around the Vatican and seceded from Italy, but don't expect God to be splitting hairs about who owns what. God hates Italy and God hates idol worshipping. His wrath is about to descend upon both.

                        God also hates Spain and Portugal, separately and in combination.
                        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • #13
                          Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

                          The Italians are having some sort of referendum to decide who knows what (I expect they care, but I certainly don't). The only thing of interest is this photo.




                          The caption reads "Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi casts his vote with his wife Agnese near Florence".

                          So it turns out that the role of the prime minister of Italy's wife is being played by Meryl Streep. Is he a gay?
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                          • #14
                            Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

                            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                            The Italians are having some sort of referendum to decide who knows what (I expect they care, but I certainly don't). The only thing of interest is this photo.




                            The caption reads "Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi casts his vote with his wife Agnese near Florence".

                            So it turns out that the role of the prime minister of Italy's wife is being played by Meryl Streep. Is he a gay?
                            The referendum is about a constitutional reform that will change Italy badly. And yes, is very likely that Mr. Renzi is an homosexual, since he acts as an authistic as well.

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                              Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!

                              Praise ! He is showing His Holy Wrath against Italy once again!

                              With the bulk of Italy's residents on coronavirus lockdown, a top infectious disease expert cautioned Thursday that the country is likely still two weeks away from seeing the deadly disease reach its peak.
                              Dr. Massimo Galli, head of the infectious disease unit at the overwhelmed Sacco Hospital in Milan, told ABC News that the hospital is receiving new patients every five minutes and that the facility is reaching a point of "complete saturation."
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

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