This is so completely off topic, I don't know if members of this Holy Board will even dignified this thread with their attention. But let's face it. There are abominations in this world. And Emmylou Harris' voice is one of them.
Emmylou Harris posseses an acidic vibrato that coats way-too-many country songs with her erection-killing 1 mm-thick condom... errrrr, my metaphor is mixed, but you get my point. (Do I need to mention that True Christians™ tap their toes to good clean country music, when they're not humming hymns?)
Anyway, it's impossible to listen to country music without encountering the aural specter of Emmylou Harris' vocal harmonies, embellishments, collaborations and excesses.
Why must she ruin so many good songs?
Am I the only one who's noticed this? or are others with me in wishing EH would never open her mouth again?
Emmylou Harris posseses an acidic vibrato that coats way-too-many country songs with her erection-killing 1 mm-thick condom... errrrr, my metaphor is mixed, but you get my point. (Do I need to mention that True Christians™ tap their toes to good clean country music, when they're not humming hymns?)
Anyway, it's impossible to listen to country music without encountering the aural specter of Emmylou Harris' vocal harmonies, embellishments, collaborations and excesses.
Why must she ruin so many good songs?
Am I the only one who's noticed this? or are others with me in wishing EH would never open her mouth again?
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