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  • just me

    my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
    i love spicy food and such


    Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

    have a good day
    I like frogs

  • #2
    Re: just me

    Have a good day to you too.

    I agree with most of your likes, especially being Christian. However, I cannot tolerate spicy food at my age. I propose to you this,


    Job 6:6 Can that which is unsavoury be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in the white of an egg?


    In the latter case, the answer is no.



    No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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    • #3
      Re: just me

      Originally posted by qweqweqwe View Post
      my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
      i love spicy food and such


      Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

      have a good day
      Hi sweetie, somehow you missed this:


      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • #4
        Hello

        Hello all,

        I have been tormented from the devil in so many ways that there are some days that I do no believe that I can go on. After finally finding this website, I believe that I can finally find some people who share my struggle.

        As a strong follower of the Bible (King James), I have become confused from the fact that us human have coexisted with dinosaurs.
        In Genesis 1:23-27, God tells us who/what He created on the sixth day of creation. Note that both man and the beasts of the earth were created on the sixth day. That means that Adam and Eve were created on the same day that dinosaurs and other land-dwelling creatures were created. According to the God who created us, and who was the only eye-witness to the beginning of the universe and creation of life, the evolutionary brainwashing that occurs in public schools about humans and dinosaurs living millions of years apart is a fairy tale.

        As an educated person, it is very hard for me to see the media and even my friends and family spreading lies and myths about how Adam and Eve were not surrounded by such dragoons. And now my kids are bringing back drawings from school of our family with no dinosaurs in the background or any symbols that may give tribute to our upbringing in the world. What should I tell the teacher? Surely she will not understand because I doubt she even read the bible, let alone understands the importance of our children.

        I need guidance, please help..
        I like frogs

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        • #5
          Re: just me

          Originally posted by Queequeg View Post
          ...Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone)...
          What makes you think Jesus loves everyone?

          Have you ever actually read the Bible?

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by qweqweqwe View Post
            lies and myths about how Adam and Eve were not surrounded by such dragoons.
            If that helps, I don't think there were any dragoons at the time of Adam and Eve - there simply were not enough people on earth yet to have armies.



            American Dragoons
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #7
              Re: just me

              While I wait patiently for this poster to give a proper introduction that honors the forum instructions, how about somebody ordering a batch of crab dragoons. Or is that contrary to Leviticus?
              Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
              “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

              Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
              Amen and Amen

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              • #8
                Re: just me

                Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                While I wait patiently for this poster to give a proper introduction that honors the forum instructions, how about somebody ordering a batch of crab dragoons. Or is that contrary to Leviticus?
                My Beloved Brother: crab 'goons are usually made with imitation crab meat, which is basically some low life fish. So yes, it's OK to eat them.


                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #9
                  Re: just me

                  Originally posted by qweqweqwe View Post
                  my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
                  i love spicy food and such


                  Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

                  have a good day
                  Good sir, I wonder if I might ask you for a phonetic spelling of your name. At a glance, its pronunciation is not apparent.

                  What is it that keeps you from using capital letters when referring to Christians and especially to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?


                  You say you're educated, but your writing so far suggests that is a work in progress, at least with regard to English and composition skills. Kindly work toward making your contributions here more readable and a complete and compliant introduction would be a good place to start.

                  Is your name of an origin south of the equator? Were you named after someone?

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                  • #10
                    Re: just me

                    Hello Mr. Queequeg and I bid you a cautious welcome! My husband and I have five strong young strapling soldiers for Christ in our quiver. How many have you and Mrs. Queequeg produced?
                    Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                    1 Corinthians 11:13

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                    • #11
                      Re: just me

                      Originally posted by qweqweqwe View Post
                      my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
                      i love spicy food and such


                      Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

                      have a good day
                      So?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #12
                        Re: just me

                        Originally posted by queef View Post
                        my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
                        i love spicy food and such


                        Im christian and looking to find someone with the same love jesus (aka everyone).

                        have a good day
                        I see I am noticing too late as you seemed to have changed your name to the pneumatic utterance from within the female canal.


                        However, your original name sounds rather Injun. Are you an Injun? Have you changed your primitive name in efforts to assimilate? Might I suggest Queenie?
                        No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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                        • #13
                          Re: just me

                          Originally posted by queef View Post
                          my chat name is "qweqweqwe" cuz i love 3 letters
                          Isn't that what Chocobos say? I think the Japanese cultural invasion has brainwashed you so successfully that you don't even remember what they did to you.



                          i love spicy food and such
                          John 19:39-40 : The corpse of Christ was anointed with spices, are you into some sort of Christ-cannibalism thing, A.K.A. Catholicism?

                          This is the true reason Mexicans eat spicy food. Also:

                          In Proverbs 7:17-18 a harlot seduces her victim with spice-scented bedsheets. Full sordid story: Proverbs 7:6-27
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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Did you intend your name to be "Queen of Beef"? You don't have to shorten your username, our forum software can handle that.

                            Originally posted by queef View Post
                            As an educated person, it is very hard for me to see the media and even my friends and family spreading lies and myths about how Adam and Eve were not surrounded by such dragoons.
                            I'm sure you mean "dragons" (As Adam and Eve would have no need for mounted infantry, what with angels and their omni-directional swords present, and the only enemy being a snake that can't even crawl yet).

                            Now, what you need is a field trip to a creationist museum. There is likely one near you:



                            If your kids hate road trips, Ken Ham has some good books:



                            Boy, I bet eating lettuce and lemons would be a lot easier with razor sharp teeth and vicious claws. And to think the stupid scientists mistook those creatures for carnivores!
                            Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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                            • #15
                              Re: just me

                              Omg I’ve always wanted to visit the Ark Encounter but tickets are so expensive :cry:
                              My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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