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  • Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

    One of the fake Christian seminaries, Union Theological Seminary in New York City, so liberal it only mentions Jesus when the janitor hits his thumb with a hammer, conducted a session where students confessed to plants they had harmed the environment. Apparently, they asked the plants for forgiveness.

    Does anyone else think liberal tree huggers have gone bonkers? It's time for the white jacket crew to carry them to a mental hospital.

    I m all for environmental stewardship But I find it beyond ironic that a staunchly liberal seminary which supports a woman s right to abortion held a special chapel service to make confession to ...
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

    Greetings white people!

    Mr. Mayor I have very often been mystified by the antics of white people. This is a very fine example of the strange things they do. I don't know why they feel they have to apologize to the plants. They should be eating them instead. Jah has given us these plants for our food but we are not supposed to feel guilty about eating them and we should not feel that plants are superior to us and need an apology. Why do white people think these things? It is a wonder to me.

    Jah Guide!
    Trevor
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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      Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

      Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
      Greetings white people!

      Mr. Mayor I have very often been mystified by the antics of white people. This is a very fine example of the strange things they do. I don't know why they feel they have to apologize to the plants. They should be eating them instead. Jah has given us these plants for our food but we are not supposed to feel guilty about eating them and we should not feel that plants are superior to us and need an apology. Why do white people think these things? It is a wonder to me.

      Jah Guide!
      Trevor
      Dear Mr. Darkie Rastafari: Can you please explain how your rambling response pertains to white people? No? I didn't think so! And if I were you, I would be very careful of making such accusations, considering what the says about the appearance of our and :

      Revelation 1:14 " His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire".

      What makes you think that a nigra would not be involved in the situation that our dear Mayor Hold has mentioned? Might I suggest that rather than frittering your time by making such foolish statements, that you look into your own DARK neighborhoods to see multitudinous examples of truly bizarre behavior?

      Sincerely, Isabella W.


      P.S. Apart from causing aesthetic damages to the environment, in a most particularly gross manner, just what are these thugs doing? Helping themselves to a motor in broad daylight? And you have the nerve to talk about white people!
      (Mrs.) Isabella White

      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

        Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
        Greetings white people!

        Mr. Mayor I have very often been mystified by the antics of white people. This is a very fine example of the strange things they do. I don't know why they feel they have to apologize to the plants. They should be eating them instead. Jah has given us these plants for our food but we are not supposed to feel guilty about eating them and we should not feel that plants are superior to us and need an apology. Why do white people think these things? It is a wonder to me.
        Jah Guide!
        Trevor
        I Man, you have touched on the problem but come to the wrong conclusion. If you look at the link below you will learn that Union Theological Seminary has all but turned its back to the race native to the United States of American, the Nordic White Race. Barely half of the student body is white, the rest are of races foreign to the United States.

        There can be no doubt the notion of confessing sins to plants came from the non white races who get religious ideas after smoking what is called "weed." Once "weed" takes over one's life it is easy to see why it is worshiped and why students ask it for forgiveness.

        Union is a vibrant, inclusive institution committed to training people of all faiths traditions who are called to the work of social justice in the world.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

          Originally posted by Isabella White View Post

          Revelation 1:14 " His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire".

          And you have the nerve to talk about white people!
          Thank you Sistren and might I continue with the next verse?

          And His feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace...-Revelation 1:15.

          You see People of Color know that Jesus was a Black man and this is one of the verses that give us this information. It is Black men who have wooly hair and if they get a fright it may turn white. Also it is Black people who have skin like brass because we really aren't black. We are more of a high yellow/brown.

          Jah Guide!
          Trevor
          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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            Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

            Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
            Thank you Sistren and might I continue with the next verse?

            And His feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace...-Revelation 1:15.

            You see People of Color know that Jesus was a Black man and this is one of the verses that give us this information. It is Black men who have wooly hair and if they get a fright it may turn white. Also it is Black people who have skin like brass because we really aren't black. We are more of a high yellow/brown.

            Jah Guide!
            Trevor
            Dear Mr. Rastafari: I notice that you have chosen, rather conveniently, to ignore the photo of those two nigras who were stealing car parts whilst dressed inappropriately. Instead, you've turned this into a rant about the blessed , , being of dark skin. You can rest assured, dear lost soul, that He is not black, not at all, as you will see from the attachment that I am so graciously including for your benefit.

            Now, then, think of that wondrous verse about feet being like brass as a metaphor, meaning: He is the foundation of all that is righteous, the basis of Creation and of Salvation and of an eternal home in Heaven -- the Beginning and the End, forevermore. The is the foundation of the eternal security of beloved servants here at . Just as brass is hard metal, then so does the Church of Almighty have a very strong foundation.

            Revelation 22:13 "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last."

            Revelation 1:18 "I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death."

            Sincerely, Isabella W.
            (Mrs.) Isabella White

            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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              Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

              Originally posted by Isabella White View Post

              Sincerely, Isabella W.
              Thank you, Sister Isabella, for correcting this fellow who drifts in and out of our forum spreading misinformation. They say "One picture is worth a thousand words" and certainly it is true here. The picture you provided shows so clearly Jesus is a white man. How could anyone doubt after seeing this?
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                Thank you, Sister Isabella, for correcting this fellow who drifts in and out of our forum spreading misinformation. They say "One picture is worth a thousand words" and certainly it is true here. The picture you provided shows so clearly Jesus is a white man. How could anyone doubt after seeing this?
                Oh, you are very assuredly most welcome, dear Brother Mayor Hold. We must be ever vigilant -- on guard -- to ensure that such unsaved trash is accountable for the grievous things that they attempt to use against . And you are so correct that "one picture is worth a thousand words". I shall post another such photo, this time as a rebuke to the sinner who seeks to clutter our blessed forums with his dreary drivel. Mr. Rastafari, this is for YOU:


                Sincerely, Isabella W.
                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                  Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  One of the fake Christian seminaries, Union Theological Seminary in New York City, so liberal it only mentions Jesus when the janitor hits his thumb with a hammer, conducted a session where students confessed to plants they had harmed the environment. Apparently, they asked the plants for forgiveness.

                  Does anyone else think liberal tree huggers have gone bonkers? It's time for the white jacket crew to carry them to a mental hospital.

                  https://www.christianpost.com/voice/...to-plants.html
                  Pfft! You just know that some bratty kid is going to use this as an excuse not to eat his broccoli.
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                    Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

                    Every photo I have ever seen of our Lord and Saviour shows him to be a beautiful white man with flowing brunette locks and blue eyes.



                    Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                    1 Corinthians 11:13

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                      Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

                      I don't know if confessing your sin to a plant is good. In my opinion the priority order goes to:
                      1. Confessing your sins to a priest, a bishop, a monk, a cardinal, a patriarch or the Pope himself.
                      2. Confessing your sins to a nun.
                      3. Confessing your sins to a family member.
                      4. Confessing your sins to God via a statue, a rosary or any item that has been blessed.
                      5. Confessing your sins to God directly.

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                        Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

                        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                        I don't know if confessing your sin to a plant is good. In my opinion the priority order goes to:
                        1. Confessing your sins to a priest, a bishop, a monk, a cardinal, a patriarch or the Pope himself.
                        2. Confessing your sins to a nun.
                        3. Confessing your sins to a family member.
                        4. Confessing your sins to God via a statue, a rosary or any item that has been blessed.
                        5. Confessing your sins to God directly.
                        Very clever "Monsignor" Rovagnati. That is how all of you padres get away with your mischief. The first three are confessing sins to those who also sin. Their response is, "Gosh, I've done that too. It's OK if you do it."

                        The last two are done in secret where we don't know if you fessed up to your sins or not.

                        Sins need to be owned up to right here at Landover Baptist Church. We are experts at passing judgments on sin and correcting those who engage in it. We have saved countless souls here by requiring people to tell us of their sins and condemning them.

                        Your list is all about hiding sin. I suspect you drew it up so you could hide your own. We here at LBC are ready to hear your sins and put you on a better path.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

                          Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                          Confessing your sins to God via a statue, a rosary or any item that has been blessed.
                          Mr. Rovagnati: I'll just leave this here. Kindly do let us know if you can see the importance here.

                          Exodus 20:4 "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."



                          Sincerely, Isabella W.
                          (Mrs.) Isabella White

                          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                            Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

                            Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                            I don't know if confessing your sin to a plant is good. In my opinion the priority order goes to:
                            1. Confessing your sins to a priest, a bishop, a monk, a cardinal, a patriarch or the Pope himself.
                            2. Confessing your sins to a nun.
                            3. Confessing your sins to a family member.
                            4. Confessing your sins to God via a statue, a rosary or any item that has been blessed.
                            5. Confessing your sins to God directly.
                            Sister Isabella has already pointed out the most serious fallacy in your thinking, my dear Romeo. However, I'd like to also point out that this little list of yours really shows your priorities.

                            For you, this is the hierarchy:
                            1. You consider your church male officials to be the most important thing in the world.
                            2. You consider your church female officials to be the second most important thing in the world.
                            3. You consider your own family to be the third most important thing in the world.
                            4. You consider graven images and other material things to be the fourth most important thing in the world.
                            5. You consider God to be less important than people (including both church officials and own family) and material things.

                            Very telling indeed. Your true colors are finally showing. The only thing that surprises me on your priorities list, I thought that your lust for material things would go above your lust for people.

                            I continue to pray (1 Thess 5:17) for your soul, Romeo. I still have hope one day you will leave that pagan cult of yours, accept Jesus as your Savior, and became a Born Again True Christian™. A girl can dream - with that pretty face of yours, you will be quite a catch, once you become available!
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              Re: Liberal Seminary Students Confess Their Sins to Plants

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              Very telling indeed. Your true colors are finally showing. The only thing that surprises me on your priorities list, I thought that your lust for material things would go above your lust for people.

                              I continue to pray (1 Thess 5:17) for your soul, Romeo. I still have hope one day you will leave that pagan cult of yours, accept Jesus as your Savior, and became a Born Again True Christian™.
                              My goodness, you have said it all so very nicely, dear Sister Basilissa, but I'm afraid that this, most likely, will be lost on Mr. Rovagnati. Those Cathyolicks are very stubborn people. They will insist that their religion is "the mother church of all churches", or they will say that their pope is a continuation of when the told Peter that He () would build church.

                              Matthew 16:18 "And I also say to you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build My church, and the gates of Hades shall not prevail against it."

                              I'm afraid I don't see how this means that a wealthy monarchy was to be established, but I'm sure there are Cathyolicks who will very gladly explain their gobblygook and allegiance to me.

                              Now, what I do know is that this passage from Psalm 115:4-8 sheds a great deal of light and truth on the sad situation within that organization of rapists:

                              4 Their idols are silver and gold, the work of men's hands.
                              5 They have mouths, but they speak not: eyes have they, but they see not:
                              6 They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not:
                              7 They have hands, but they handle not: feet have they, but they walk not: neither speak they through their throat.
                              8 They that make them are like unto them; so is every one that trusteth in them.

                              Like you, I do pray for the lost soul of Mr. Rovagnati, but until he admits that he is in the clutches of the devil, then all we can do is wait upon the .

                              A blessed day to you, dear Sister Basilissa,
                              Sincerely, Isabella W.
                              (Mrs.) Isabella White

                              Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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