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  • #31
    Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

    Friend, why do you hate Christians so much? What have we ever done to you?
    First of all he doesnt hate christians and second of all you called canadian government a joke.

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    • #32
      Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

      Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
      First of all he doesnt hate christians and second of all you called canadian government a joke.
      Who is "he"? Why are you named after a toilet for fat people? You mean the Canadian government isn't a joke?
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      • #33
        Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

        You mean the Canadian government isn't a joke?
        exactly

        Why are you named after a toilet for fat people?
        and why do such horrible things of degration come forth out of your mouth

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        • #34
          Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

          Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
          and why do such horrible things of degration come forth out of your mouth
          What's "degration"? Are you one of those Frenchies who want to invade the US and infect us with your garlic-eating papist ways and hairy women?
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          • #35
            Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

            Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
            First of all he doesnt hate christians.
            Then why doesn't he tell us so himself, hmm?

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            • #36
              Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

              What's "degration"? Are you one of those Frenchies who want to invade the US and infect us with your garlic-eating papist ways and hairy women?
              My apologies if my grammer is too advanced for you. And NO, I am not one of those Frenchies.

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              • #37
                Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

                Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
                My apologies if my grammer is too advanced for you.


                And NO, I am not one of those Frenchies.
                Baisez mon queue, maudit anglais.

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                • #38
                  Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

                  Originally posted by big john 55 View Post
                  My apologies if my grammer is too advanced for you. And NO, I am not one of those Frenchies.
                  "Degration" is not a word in the English language, I am sorry to say. Did you mean "degradation"? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/degradation

                  You also don't seem to know the meaning of the word "grammar". Grammar is "the study of the way the sentences of a language are constructed; morphology and syntax" http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/grammar

                  The word you probably meant is "vocabulary".

                  Are you proud to be such an idiot?

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                  • #39
                    Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Friend, why do you hate Christians so much? What have we ever done to you?
                    Most Christians have not done a thing wrong to me, but some of the ones here are making fun of and insulting my country.

                    At least the leader of our country was born in our country.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

                      Originally posted by A Canadian View Post
                      Most Christians have not done a thing wrong to me, but some of the ones here are making fun of and insulting my country.

                      At least the leader of our country was born in our country.
                      Considering I was born in that liebral hell hole and actually kissed by Pierre Trudeau I think I have the right to make as much fun of it as I want to.

                      Praise the Landover pastors who helped fast track our green cards out of North Mexico.
                      Drama queen

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                      • #41
                        Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

                        Originally posted by A Canadian View Post
                        At least the leader of our country was born in our country.
                        At least we don't have a bunch of smelly french queers running our country.
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                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #42
                          Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

                          Actually Canada is a democracy. It is a constitutional monarchy and a representative democracy. The Queen is represented by the Governor General which is totally a token representation that is only ceremonial. That being said I'd be glad to get rid of that bunk.

                          We have, in the office of the Prime Minister of Canada, a nut job by the name of Stephen Harper whom I regard as a traitor because of some of the things he's said of Canada and of his puppy dog love for the USA.


                          Here are a few quotes:
                          From a speech to the Council for National Policy, a conservative American lobby group, June 1997, as reported by the CBC............ Please note: All statements (*), made by Stephen Harper!

                          *It may not be true, but it's legendary that if you're like all Americans, you know almost nothing except for your own country. Which makes you probably knowledgeable about one more country than most Canadians.

                          *[S]ome basic facts about Canada that are relevant to my talk... Canada is a Northern European welfare state in the worst sense of the term, and very proud of it.

                          *[The Liberal party is a] moderate Democrat, a type of Clinton-pragmatic Democrat. It's moved in the last few years very much to the right on fiscal and economic concerns, but still believes in government intrusion in the economy where possible, and does, in its majority, believe in fairly liberal social values.
                          ------I stand confused.

                          *Then there is the Progressive Conservative party, the PC party, which won only 20 seats. Now, the term Progressive Conservative will immediately raise suspicions in all of your minds. It should. It's obviously kind of an oxymoron.
                          (And now he leads the Conservatives aka Progressive Conservatives before)

                          *They (Conservatives) were in favour of gay rights officially, officially for abortion on demand... This explains one of the reasons why the Reform party has become such a power.


                          *"Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it less bilingual today than it has ever been. ... As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed." (I'll let you decipher that.)

                          *Speaking as head of the National Citizens Coalition, 1998
                          "Human rights commissions, as they are evolving, are an attack on our fundamental freedoms and the basic existence of a democratic society. It is in fact totalitarianism. I find this is very scary stuff." (Not big on human rights.)

                          CTV's Question Period, March 30, 2003
                          "I was asked to speak about Canadian politics. It may not be true, but it's legendary that if you're like all Americans, you know almost nothing except for your own country. Which makes you probably knowledgeable about one more country than most Canadians." (Bring on Sara Palin. Let her teach Harper about our world.)

                          National Citizens Coalition Overview, Fall 1998
                          "Whether Canada ends up as one national government, or two national governments, or several national governments or some other kind of arrangement is, quite frankly, secondary in my opinion." (HUH?)

                          We Will Not Listen! Our mind is made up. (It was meant that way)
                          "This party will not take its position based on public opinion polls. We will not take a stand based on focus groups. We will not take a stand based on phone-in shows or householder surveys or any other vagaries of pubic opinion." Stephen Harper

                          Iraq? An illegal war.
                          "We should have been there shoulder to shoulder with our allies. Our concern is the instability of our government as an ally. We are playing again with national and global security matters." We should have been there shoulder to shoulder with our allies. Our concern is the instability of our government as an ally. We are playing again with national and global security matters." Stephen Harper


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                          • #43
                            Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!



                            Are you still whining about the election? Just get over it already, He's the closest thing to a Christian your country has.
                            Drama queen

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                            • #44
                              Re: Canadian "election"? Pray for Canada to become a democracy!

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post


                              Are you still whining about the election? Just get over it already, He's the closest thing to a Christian your country has.
                              True. He did put the "host" in his pocket when his office required him to be at some church photo op.

                              *host -- definition: catlick cookie

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