God Hates Bollivian Catholics!

[BrotherLarry]

The LORD JESUS came to me in a vision this morning. In the vision, He was standing on the border of Bolivia and Mexico, His hands outstretched as lightning emanated from them. He whispered, "Warn everyone against going to Bolivia for any reason, such as marriage, for example! Tell her - uh, them - that my wrath is soon to fall in the form of great storms, earthquakes, and pestilence. No one, especially flour dealers, will survive."


When I questioned why this was to be, He wept (John 11:35) and would say no more. Obviously it bothers Him very much to take this step against the papists and anyone else thinking of stepping foot in that barren wasteland, which, in the vision, He compared to Siberia. I thought of all the things that this country has brought to the world: The boll weevil (whose name even declares "evil"), Bolsheviks, Boll and Branch sheets, Bowling, Michael Bolton, and NONE of it is worthy of a True Christian's (TM) attention. In fact, it deserves our disdain. If the LORD plans to destroy it as He did Saddam and Tomorrow, then surely we must avoid all things Bolivian.


It was all so real and ominous that I just had to come on here and post about it as soon as I could. If you know ANYONE thinking of going there, please warn her - um, them - not to do it! Jesus has spoken, and when He speaks, what He says HAPPENS. Glory!

[Basilissa]

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That's very nice, beloved Brother. I especially like the comparison with Siberia. Have you ever been to Krasnoyarsk? Such a beautiful, elegantly desiged city! Oh, I hope your vision is right and Jesus will improve Bolivian highlands to look more like Siberia, especially making La Paz look more like Krasnoyarsk!

Krasnoyarsk, Siberia

[MitzaLizalor]

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These ancient trade routes, the silk road, the Ob-Irtysh river system, from Titicaca to the vice pits of Alaska, it's idolatry all the way. Mumbo-jumbo, belly-dancing, fancy cocktails and Turkish cigarettes: what Christian would ever pay heed to these? Yet for such nations to mock Him is the bedrock of their economies. No wonder Jesus will smite them! And when smitten, will they wail?

Revelation 18:12-14 The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble, and cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men. And the fruits that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Titicaca

No wonder Jesus sided with a bunch of Catlick Spaniards over those Inca beaners. They were a bunch of potty-mouth perverts!