[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Friends, I'd just like to point out reason #27363 why WE are the one True Church of Christ. Specifically, God blesses us with enough money to buy a decent sign, and enough letters to put on it. As a result our church sign is always written properly, with no cheap txt-sp33k shortcuts, like this one:

[Seth Campbell]

Probably one of those churches that use an "easy to understand bible" (not capitalized on purpose) because the KJV is just too hard with all of its big words.

Do they really think God enjoys seeing his language Bastardized like this? We have foreigners on this board that speak better English!

[Cranky Old Man]

Those idiots will go to H3ll for sure!

[Nobar King]

We can also afford a decent photography teacher to show the kids how NOT to take a picture with his own shadow on top of the subject of the photo. C'mon.

[Nobar King]

We can also afford a decent photography teacher to show the kids how NOT to take a picture with his own shadow on top of the subject of the photo. C'mon.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

And we teach people not to double-post

Oh.

[Dr. Laurie PHD]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

And we teach people not to double-post

Oh.

It's not his fault, playing lots of farmville makes people go clickityclickclickclickity all the time. The same sort of phenenom makes me snort when I laugh.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Those idiots will go to H3ll for sure!

I wonder how they'll react when God says, "ur dmnd kthxbai."

[Dirk]

Why would people use that way of speaking anyway?

[FISHBRAIN#2]

Originally Posted by Dirk

Why would people use that way of speaking anyway?

Texts had a character limit and so people would write like this so they can write more, and it's also quicker. Quickness is why it's used online. And the church did it so they can get more people into religion and attend church. Believe it or not, but if every church followed how you think church should be masses of churches will be shut down. Also English is not gods language.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by FRISHY#2

Quickness is why it's used online.

No it is not. It is because people are lazy. God does not like that: Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."

Believe it or not, but if every church followed how you think church should be masses of churches will be shut down.

So?

Also English is not gods language.

Yes it is. Why else would His Holy KJV1611 Bibly be in English?

[FISHBRAIN#2]

Well if it wasn't quicker and more efficient, you couldn't they wouldn't do it and you can't call them lazy. I would comment more but I'd be wasting my breath.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by FRISHY#2

Well if it wasn't quicker and more efficient, you couldn't they wouldn't do it and you can't call them lazy. I would comment more but I'd be wasting my breath.

So if they would not be lazy I would not call them lazy? How many braincells did you need to burn to reach that conclusion?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by FRISHY#2

Texts had a character limit and so people would write like this so they can write more, and it's also quicker. Quickness is why it's used online. And the church did it so they can get more people into religion and attend church. Believe it or not, but if every church followed how you think church should be masses of churches will be shut down. Also English is not gods language.

You know who else belittled American-English as God's language, even though the Bible is written in it; Hitler.

[FISHBRAIN#2]

You cant compare me(?) to Hitler...
American english originated from Britain, so american-english is not as pure as you are saying, and our english isnt gods language anyway since english wasnt spoke until centurys after jesus's time.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by FRISHY#2

American english originated from Britain

No it did not. All languages where created by God! Genesis 11:9 "Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth."

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by FRISHY#2

Well if it wasn't quicker and more efficient, you couldn't they wouldn't do it and you can't call them lazy. I would comment more but I'd be wasting my breath.

Lazy and efficient? Sounds like a contradiction to me.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by FRISHY#2

You cant compare me(?) to Hitler...
American english originated from Britain, so american-english is not as pure as you are saying, and our english isnt gods language anyway since english wasnt spoke until centurys after jesus's time.

Friend, I don't know how you can say a country that has a larger GDP than that of China and Japan combined hasn't been blessed by the LORD.

1 Timothy 6:17-19 That they do good, that they be rich in good works, ready to distribute, willing to communicate; up in store for themselves a good foundation against the time to come, that they may lay hold on eternal life.

[FISHBRAIN#2]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

Friend, I don't know how you can say a country that has a larger GDP than that of China and Japan combined hasn't been blessed by the LORD.

1 Timothy 6:17-19 That they do good, that they be rich in good works, ready to distribute, willing to communicate; up in store for themselves a good foundation against the time to come, that they may lay hold on eternal life.

I would say its the people that affect this, not God. But we'll agree to disagree, and we'll let this thread carry on on what it's intended for rather than derailing it further when there's no need =].

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by FRISHY#2

You cant compare me(?) to Hitler....

If the Jack Boot fits,..

You know who else doesn't believe in American Uniqueness in World History? Barrack Obama. You keep company with Nazis like Obama, you are a Nazi Frishy.