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  • #1

    NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

    Friends, I'd just like to point out reason #27363 why WE are the one True Church of Christ. Specifically, God blesses us with enough money to buy a decent sign, and enough letters to put on it. As a result our church sign is always written properly, with no cheap txt-sp33k shortcuts, like this one:
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    Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

    Probably one of those churches that use an "easy to understand bible" (not capitalized on purpose) because the KJV is just too hard with all of its big words.

    Do they really think God enjoys seeing his language Bastardized like this? We have foreigners on this board that speak better English!
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    • #3
      Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

      Those idiots will go to H3ll for sure!
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      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

        We can also afford a decent photography teacher to show the kids how NOT to take a picture with his own shadow on top of the subject of the photo. C'mon.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

          We can also afford a decent photography teacher to show the kids how NOT to take a picture with his own shadow on top of the subject of the photo. C'mon.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

            And we teach people not to double-post

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            • #7
              Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

              Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
              And we teach people not to double-post

              Oh.
              It's not his fault, playing lots of farmville makes people go clickityclickclickclickity all the time. The same sort of phenenom makes me snort when I laugh.
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              • #8
                Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Those idiots will go to H3ll for sure!
                I wonder how they'll react when God says, "ur dmnd kthxbai."
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                • #9
                  Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

                  Why would people use that way of speaking anyway?

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                  • #10
                    Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

                    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                    Why would people use that way of speaking anyway?
                    Texts had a character limit and so people would write like this so they can write more, and it's also quicker. Quickness is why it's used online. And the church did it so they can get more people into religion and attend church. Believe it or not, but if every church followed how you think church should be masses of churches will be shut down. Also English is not gods language.

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                    • #11
                      Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

                      Originally posted by FRISHY#2 View Post
                      Quickness is why it's used online.
                      No it is not. It is because people are lazy. God does not like that: Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
                      Believe it or not, but if every church followed how you think church should be masses of churches will be shut down.
                      So?
                      Also English is not gods language.
                      Yes it is. Why else would His Holy KJV1611 Bibly be in English?
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                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #12
                        Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

                        Well if it wasn't quicker and more efficient, you couldn't they wouldn't do it and you can't call them lazy. I would comment more but I'd be wasting my breath.

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                        • #13
                          Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

                          Originally posted by FRISHY#2 View Post
                          Well if it wasn't quicker and more efficient, you couldn't they wouldn't do it and you can't call them lazy. I would comment more but I'd be wasting my breath.
                          So if they would not be lazy I would not call them lazy? How many braincells did you need to burn to reach that conclusion?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #14
                            Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

                            Originally posted by FRISHY#2 View Post
                            Texts had a character limit and so people would write like this so they can write more, and it's also quicker. Quickness is why it's used online. And the church did it so they can get more people into religion and attend church. Believe it or not, but if every church followed how you think church should be masses of churches will be shut down. Also English is not gods language.
                            You know who else belittled American-English as God's language, even though the Bible is written in it; Hitler.

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                            • #15
                              Re: NO txt-sp33k in True Christian Church signs!

                              You cant compare me(?) to Hitler...
                              American english originated from Britain, so american-english is not as pure as you are saying, and our english isnt gods language anyway since english wasnt spoke until centurys after jesus's time.

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