[Old Man Hatchet]

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a long-running television special produced by Rankin/Bass that employs stop motion animation. It is also a gay recruitment video. Rent and Caligula have fewer homosexuals than Rudolph.



The title character, whose "nose" makes him different, meets a pretty doe. Any normal reindeer would marry her and raise fawns in a decent, Christian household after six to twelve months of platonic courtship. Rudolph, on the other hand, runs off with Hermey the Gay Elf, who wants to be a "dentist." If you can stomach it, watch how Hermey sings and prances about. Clearly he's interested in a different orifice than the mouth.

Rudolph and Hermey meet up with Yukon Cornelius, a "prospector." Throughout the show he throws his pickax into the snow, picks it up, and proceeds to obscenely sniff and lick it. I've never seen a more blatant reference to pecker-gobbling in my entire life. If you choose to watch the video below, make certain no children are in the room. It is positively pornographic.

The three gay protagonists must avoid being destroyed by the Abominable Snow Monster, who represents the "intolerant" religious right. They go to the Island of Misfit Toys, a safe haven for queers.



They end up defeating the Snow Monster and gaining acceptance back home. The Snow Monster even has a change of heart and becomes friends with them. To make matters worse, the program is narrated by a dandy snowman. He sashays around in the snow holding a closed umbrella, a phallic symbol if I've ever seen one. He also has beady, perverted eyes that make the viewer's skin crawl.



Of course, musical numbers abound, but not ONCE is baby Jesus mentioned. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer first aired in 1964. Since then there has been a gay explosion in our beloved nation. Coincidence? I think it's safe to say that gay pride parades, disco, rollerblading, environmental consciousness, and Jazzercise can all be traced back to this despicable show.

[SUV]

And to make matters even worse, we all know what "red nose" equates to:

I suspect there may be a communiss! in Santa's woodpile as well

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by SUV

And to make matters even worse, we all know what "red nose" equates to:

Indeed. Rudolph is the W.C. Fields of reindeer, only with much less wit and a lot more sodomy.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Seriously, I think we should organize a boycott of stores that play that song.

It's too late for this year, but maybe next.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Clarice: The North Pole's biggest fag hag.

[Iamacat]

Well, I'm not disagreeing with what's said, but for curiosity's sake, why does the way other people act affect you?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Iamacat

Well, I'm not disagreeing with what's said, but for curiosity's sake, why does the way other people act affect you?

God hates gays. The reckless and immoral homosexual lifestyle undermines Christian values and tarnishes society. Given sufficient time, it is wholly capable of destroying civilization. The influence of gays must be stopped at every level for the sake of our children and the future of our great nation. Plus it's just fun to pick on them.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Iamacat

Well, I'm not disagreeing with what's said, but for curiosity's sake, why does the way other people act affect you?

When queers have sodomistic fornication, they make a mockery of the conventional heterosexual act of reproduction. When a queer ejaculates inside another man's anus, how is that different from ejaculating directly into the open eye of the Baby Jesus? This subject makes me sick to my stomach. Please excuse me for a moment.

[Bible Student]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a long-running television special produced by Rankin/Bass that employs stop motion animation. It is also a gay recruitment video. Rent and Caligula have fewer homosexuals than Rudolph.



The title character, whose "nose" makes him different, meets a pretty doe. Any normal reindeer would marry her and raise fawns in a decent, Christian household after six to twelve months of platonic courtship. Rudolph, on the other hand, runs off with Hermey the Gay Elf, who wants to be a "dentist." If you can stomach it, watch how Hermey sings and prances about. Clearly he's interested in a different orifice than the mouth.

Rudolph and Hermey meet up with Yukon Cornelius, a "prospector." Throughout the show he throws his pickax into the snow, picks it up, and proceeds to obscenely sniff and lick it. I've never seen a more blatant reference to pecker-gobbling in my entire life. If you choose to watch the video below, make certain no children are in the room. About 22 seconds in it becomes positively pornographic.

The three gay protagonists must avoid being destroyed by the Abominable Snow Monster, who represents the "intolerant" religious right. They go to the Island of Misfit Toys, a safe haven for queers. They end up defeating the Snow Monster and gaining acceptance back home. The Snow Monster even has a change of heart and becomes friends with them.



To make matters worse, the program is narrated by a dandy snowman. He sashays around in the snow holding a closed umbrella, a phallic symbol if I've ever seen one. He also has beady, perverted eyes that make the viewer's skin crawl.



Of course, musical numbers abound, but not ONCE is baby Jesus mentioned. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer first aired in 1964. Since then there has been a gay explosion in our beloved nation. Coincidence? I think it's safe to say that gay pride parades, disco, rollerblading, environmental consciousness, and Jazzercise can all be traced back to this despicable show.

Brother Hatchet,

Things are far worse than you first expected. Look at this picture below. It is a picture Rudolph's earlier years.


Now look at the more recent picture you provided. Did you notice that Rudolph use to have antlers on Christmas Eve?

I'm sure you know this being a True Christian™ hunter and temporarily forgot because of your righteous indignation, but male reindeer shed their antlers during December and January. http://www.chacha.com/question/do-ma...lers-in-winter

But the earlier picture clearly shows Rudolph with antlers while they are gone in recent pictures and the movie you noted. So what does this mean? Obviously Rudolph has had a sex change operation. Chastity has become Chad.

The inherent sinfulness is compounded.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Bible Student

Brother Hatchet,

Things are far worse than you first expected. Look at this picture below. It is a picture Rudolph's earlier years.


Now look at the more recent picture you provided. Did you notice that Rudolph use to have antlers on Christmas Eve?

I'm sure you know this being a True Christian™ hunter and temporarily forgot because of your righteous indignation, but male reindeer shed their antlers during December and January. http://www.chacha.com/question/do-ma...lers-in-winter

But the earlier picture clearly shows Rudolph with antlers while they are gone in recent pictures and the movie you noted. So what does this mean? Obviously Rudolph has had a sex change operation. Chastity has become Chad.

The inherent sinfulness is compounded.

Brother, I don't "temporarily forget" anything. My mind is as sharp as Ally Sheedy's chin. The pictures I provided are supposed to predate your picture. Rudolph had yet to be accepted and asked to lead Santa's sleigh. Rudolph is still quite young; ergo, no antlers.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by SUV

And to make matters even worse, we all know what "red nose" equates to:

I suspect there may be a communiss! in Santa's woodpile as well

Who was it that said, "Better dead than red"? I think it was Pat Boone.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Who was it that said, "Better dead than red"? I think it was Pat Boone.

...and visa-versa for Old Scratch

[Bible Student]

Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

Brother, I don't "temporarily forget" anything. My mind is as sharp as Ally Sheedy's chin. The pictures I provided are supposed to predate your picture. Rudolph had yet to be accepted and asked to lead Santa's sleigh. Rudolph is still quite young; ergo, no antlers.

I think Satan is being more mischievous than ever. Here is a picture from when we first heard about Rudolph from Gene Audrey.

Clearly, Rudolph is already leading Santa's sleigh. You can see the son of Satan dressed in red in the back.

And here he is posing with the new iPhone camera.

Here is the modern ad where it can be found.
http://www.appolicious.com/shine/art...your-nose-glow

Sorry to have questioned Ally Sheedy's chin, but I still think something very queer is going on here.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Bible Student

I think Satan is being more mischievous than ever. Here is a picture from when we first heard about Rudolph from Gene Audrey.

Clearly, Rudolph is already leading Santa's sleigh. You can see the son of Satan dressed in red in the back.

And here he is posing with the new iPhone camera.

Here is the modern ad where it can be found.
http://www.appolicious.com/shine/art...your-nose-glow

Sorry to have questioned Ally Sheedy's chin, but I still think something very queer is going on here.

Brother, I am surprised this needs further clarification. Rudolph is simply being depicted at various stages in his life. It doesn't matter a hoot in what year these pictures are being presented. If I were to see a baby picture of you now, I would not assume that you are presently a baby. I truly hope the matter is now laid to rest.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Bible Student

I'm sure you know this being a True Christian™ hunter and temporarily forgot

Impossible. Brother Hatchet never makes mistakes, ever. And if it somehow seems he made a mistake, it is always reality that is wrong, never Brother Hatchet!

Brother Hatchet has made only one mistake in his entire life. That is when he mistakenly thought he made a mistake. The entire city of Freehold was in shock that day.

[SUV]

Why is Gene Autry preparing to do a "Michael Jackson" - and why is he straddling those reindeer?

Reindeer are a bad influence all around and they must be STOPPED!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

It's no coincidence that "RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER" is an anagram for "SHE DILDO DEER UNDER THERE PORN". Obviously the creators of Rudolph had this in mind when they created him. Another sick attempt by Satanists to put hidden meanings in popular songs to trick schoolchildren into depraved and rampant bestiality and sodomy.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Frankly, I've come to be a little suspious of the entire reindeer part of the Santa story. Perhaps we need an in depth study here at Landover University.

Remember that before the "Rudolph" character, there were two others with very gay names, "Dancer" and "Prancer".

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Frankly, I've come to be a little suspious of the entire reindeer part of the Santa story. Perhaps we need an in depth study here at Landover University.

Remember that before the "Rudolph" character, there were two others with very gay names, "Dancer" and "Prancer".

Lets not forget Vixen( another name for WHORE)

[SUV]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

Lets not forget Vixen( another name for WHORE)

And I guess we all know what "Prancer" is another name for