Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a long-running television special produced by Rankin/Bass that employs stop motion animation. It is also a gay recruitment video. Rent and Caligula have fewer homosexuals than Rudolph.

The title character, whose "nose" makes him different, meets a pretty doe. Any normal reindeer would marry her and raise fawns in a decent, Christian household after six to twelve months of platonic courtship. Rudolph, on the other hand, runs off with Hermey the Gay Elf, who wants to be a "dentist." If you can stomach it, watch how Hermey sings and prances about. Clearly he's interested in a different orifice than the mouth.
Rudolph and Hermey meet up with Yukon Cornelius, a "prospector." Throughout the show he throws his pickax into the snow, picks it up, and proceeds to obscenely sniff and lick it. I've never seen a more blatant reference to pecker-gobbling in my entire life. If you choose to watch the video below, make certain no children are in the room. It is positively pornographic.
The three gay protagonists must avoid being destroyed by the Abominable Snow Monster, who represents the "intolerant" religious right. They go to the Island of Misfit Toys, a safe haven for queers.

They end up defeating the Snow Monster and gaining acceptance back home. The Snow Monster even has a change of heart and becomes friends with them. To make matters worse, the program is narrated by a dandy snowman. He sashays around in the snow holding a closed umbrella, a phallic symbol if I've ever seen one. He also has beady, perverted eyes that make the viewer's skin crawl.

Of course, musical numbers abound, but not ONCE is baby Jesus mentioned. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer first aired in 1964. Since then there has been a gay explosion in our beloved nation. Coincidence? I think it's safe to say that gay pride parades, disco, rollerblading, environmental consciousness, and Jazzercise can all be traced back to this despicable show.
The title character, whose "nose" makes him different, meets a pretty doe. Any normal reindeer would marry her and raise fawns in a decent, Christian household after six to twelve months of platonic courtship. Rudolph, on the other hand, runs off with Hermey the Gay Elf, who wants to be a "dentist." If you can stomach it, watch how Hermey sings and prances about. Clearly he's interested in a different orifice than the mouth.
Rudolph and Hermey meet up with Yukon Cornelius, a "prospector." Throughout the show he throws his pickax into the snow, picks it up, and proceeds to obscenely sniff and lick it. I've never seen a more blatant reference to pecker-gobbling in my entire life. If you choose to watch the video below, make certain no children are in the room. It is positively pornographic.
The three gay protagonists must avoid being destroyed by the Abominable Snow Monster, who represents the "intolerant" religious right. They go to the Island of Misfit Toys, a safe haven for queers.

They end up defeating the Snow Monster and gaining acceptance back home. The Snow Monster even has a change of heart and becomes friends with them. To make matters worse, the program is narrated by a dandy snowman. He sashays around in the snow holding a closed umbrella, a phallic symbol if I've ever seen one. He also has beady, perverted eyes that make the viewer's skin crawl.

Of course, musical numbers abound, but not ONCE is baby Jesus mentioned. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer first aired in 1964. Since then there has been a gay explosion in our beloved nation. Coincidence? I think it's safe to say that gay pride parades, disco, rollerblading, environmental consciousness, and Jazzercise can all be traced back to this despicable show.
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