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  • #76
    Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

    Originally posted by Dotty too View Post
    Well when you say it like that being ignorant doesn't sound like the terrible insult it's made out to be

    Oh my goodness gracious! Do not worry about being called ignorant. I was also called ignorant when I first came to Babylon. I didn't know what a chicken nugget was and I didn't know who Johnny Carson was so the white people made fun of me. Now I have lived in America for eight months and I am very well educated and on the way to being an attorney.


    I see that you have angered the white people. That is unwise in my opinion. I will send you a friend request but I have to admit to you that many I have befriended have been banned eventually. I am sure this is only a coincidence.
    Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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    • #77
      Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

      Originally posted by Dotty too View Post
      Well when you say it like that being ignorant doesn't sound like the terrible insult it's made out to be
      Oh, it's not so bad at all. In fact, I daresay if you ask Christian preachers across the nation and across the globe if they prefer ignorant but trusting parishioners or know-it-all parishioners, they'll tell you they prefer the ignorant but trusting ones. Jesus tells us we must think like a child in order to hope for Salvation (Matthew 18:3). You see, children are ignorant and yet trustworthy. Why, you could teach a young child anything, and if you are their parent, grand parent, teacher, trusted adult, or really, an adult or older kid is enough, and they will naturally believe you. How else do you explain the vast numbers of children who believe in Santa Claus, despite the fact that every single one of them know a fat man could never in a million years fit down a chimney with a sack of toys, much less fly back up it by touching his finger to his nose, and then proceed to do that to every house of every Christian family with children around the world while they sleep. And don't get me started on the flying reindeer. I mean, good grief. You might as well say they're blind, radio-active, gigantic, cannibalistic, humanoid, underground dwelling reindeer and kids won't care. They'll believe it hook, line, and sinker. They enjoy the happy rewards of belief and so they embrace ignorance, and so Christ holds that up as a model for us.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #78
        Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        It's not too terrible because it's very easily curable by learning.

        It gets worse, however, when a person decides to stay ignorant by choosing not to learn.
        I actually searched up Baptist to see what makes you different and I found this wiki page (Wikipedia has a page for everything):


        Baptists - Wikipedia
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptists

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        • #79
          Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

          Originally posted by Dotty too View Post
          I actually searched up Baptist to see what makes you different and I found this wiki page (Wikipedia has a page for everything):


          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptists
          What kind of forum did you think you joined?


          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #80
            Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

            Originally posted by Dotty too View Post
            I actually searched up Baptist to see what makes you different and I found this wiki page (Wikipedia has a page for everything):

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptists
            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            What kind of forum did you think you joined?

            Verily, Sister Mary!

            Moreover, why would anyone rely on second-hand information, references that may contain copy errors and conscious twisting of the message, when Godly primary sources would be available! For instance, our Glorious Statement of True™ Faith!

            Joshua 15:19
            Who answered, Give me a blessing; for thou hast given me a south land; give me also springs of water. And he gave her the upper springs            , and the nether springs.

            Even further, we encounter the One Original Source of All Knowledge!




            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
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            • #81
              Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              What kind of forum did you think you joined?


              From what Dotty said before, she thought that all Baptists were like John the Baptist, just dunking random people into rivers.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • #82
                Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                From what Dotty said before, he thought that all Baptists were like John the Baptist, just dunking random people into rivers.
                No, I thought Baptists were the people who baptise babies during christenings.


                But I have found out that a Baptist church doesn't baptise babies but people who can decide for themselves if they want to Christians or not

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                • #83
                  Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                  Originally posted by Dotty too View Post
                  ...But I have found out that a Baptist church doesn't baptise babies...
                  Heyhey, you learned something!

                  Bet it didn't even hurt as much as you thought it would.

                  Now you only have about 29,000 different factions of Christianity left to learn about before you can discuss this intelligently.

                  ...but people who can decide for themselves if they want to Christians or not
                  One step forward, two steps back.

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                  • #84
                    Re: GOD HATES BDSM!

                    Didymus Much
                    Heyhey, you learned something! Bet it didn't even hurt as much as you thought it would. Now you only have about 29,000 different factions of Christianity left to learn about before you can discuss this intelligently. One step forward, two steps back.
                    I'm having trouble here. As a heathen could you advise me whether you had any idea where the word "Baptist" came from before joining a forum to discuss Christianity?

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                    Historians trace the earliest Baptist church back to 1609 in Amsterdam, with John Smyth as its pastor.
                    quote supplied by Dotty too
                    God . KJV
                    In those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judaea.


                    You see the Historical Record I have here traces the earliest Baptist back to the year dot, not 1609, in fact to Jesus' cousin. The Greek language even had a word waiting to distinguish John (the Baptist) from John the Pharisee or John the Zoroastrian or John the Bondage-tart, a transparent attempt to get the thread back on topic will it work probably not

                    Were you aware in your foolishness that the Baptist delineation existed in the first century even if you were not cognizant of its significance in identifying the original form of Christianity? The only Church having continuity from the time of Jesus?




                    1. http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/delineate
                    2. http://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/cognizant

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