[Abner Leopold]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

Sorry brother, I thought I put the 1:5 on there, my6 mistake, thanks for pointing that out to me.

[Voll_EQ]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

You are most welcome

[adamjensen]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

I have a sudden problem with my kids: they refuse to call me master. I know that disobedience should be taken care of swiftly, so any help is appreciated.

Spanking on buttocks doesn't help, so maybe I need to discipline them in other ways. I consider boxing the ears, closed fist in back and belly, hot-saucing and forcing them to sleep in a tent in my garden, as Swiss nights are cold this time of the year. Do you think that will work, or do you other ideas?

Maybe you should make them call you by a different title? Such as ruler, sovereign, captain, commander, monarch or liege.

[Voll_EQ]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

Maybe you should make them call you by a different title? Such as ruler, sovereign, captain, commander, monarch or liege.

This sounds more that you make up things to get accepted?

Have in mind, even that that Master is not a title, but a sign of respect !!

Regarding Ruler:
the Bible clearly say to fight against theese
Ephesians 6:12

12For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

Sovereignty is God's absolute and exclusive right to exercise authority in the universe, therefore you cant be called sovereign,

1 Chronicles 29:11-12

11 Thine, O LORD is the greatness, and the power, and the glory, and the victory, and the majesty: for all that is in the heaven and in the earth is thine; thine is the kingdom, O LORD, and thou art exalted as head above all.

12 Both riches and honour come of thee, and thou reignest over all; and in thine hand is power and might; and in thine hand it is to make great, and to give strength unto all.

Captain is a military title, and wouldent fit in a civilian home

And the same goes for Comander

To become a Monarch you need a kingdom, however there is only one kingdom, and this is kind of taken:

Luke 1:33

And he shall reign over the house of Jacob for ever; and of his kingdom there shall be no end.

And why would he liked to be called a "Frensh city" ?

[lukasekman]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

Praise Jesus, I have finally made my kids to start calling me Master again. It required lots of discipline thought. I hit my kids with a rod on buttocks, back and soles, and I slapped their face and ears. I explained to them that disobeying kids are sinners in the eyes of God, and will be left behind to suffer Tribulation after the Rapture. The demagogue had to sleep outside. My wife always act a good example, and call me Master. As a real woman, she hit the kids when I was at work.

The discipline resulted in clearly visible bruises, reminding them the consequence of rebellion.

[yourgodisd3@d]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

Man you guys are piffleing fruit loops. I hope god kills you all. But that wont happen because there is no god. Hail Allah

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

Man you guys are piffleing fruit loops. I hope god kills you all. But that wont happen because there is no god. Hail Allah

God kills us all sooner or later. The difference between you and us is that True Christians(tm) are going to spend eternity up in Heaven enjoying a cold beer with Jesus, while we laugh at your screams as we watch you suffer unspeakable horrors down in the pits of hell.

Luke 16:20-26

20And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
21And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
22And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
25But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. 26And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.

[Abner Leopold]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

God kills us all sooner or later. The difference between you and us is that True Christians™ are going to spend eternity up in Heaven enjoying a cold beer with Jesus, while we laugh at your screams as we watch you suffer unspeakable horrors down in the pits of hell.

Amen Pastor Ezekial, very, very well said! Your wisdom is always inspirational & as close to the gospel as it gets. Thank you, just for being YOU! And taking the time out of your busy schedule to share your enlightenment with us!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

Also I must ask does your wife call you Master?

If I were to become the property of a Godly man then I would follow Sarah's example and call my owner my lord (small "l"):

GENESIS 18
12 Therefore Sarah laughed within her selfe, saying, After I am waxed old, shall I haue pleasure, my lord being old also?
13a And the LORD said vnto Abraham, Wherefore did Sarah laugh..
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God is called The Lord (capital "L"), husbands: my lord cf I Corinthians 11:3. That is not any sort of "teaching" or "opinion" from me, it is just the example I would follow.

Friends recommend the panhard rod for children, they say it is very effective. I had to look it up: here's one:

[lukasekman]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

A panhard rod, that's an excellent idea. Reminds me of a few years ago when I was harassed by Asphalt Jungle Indians, a left-wing hooligan group that emptied the air in my tires, because the hate SUV drivers. I caught a 30-year old girl (she was not a real woman at all), 5' tall and 90 lbs, she was thin because she did not eat meat or drinking milk. I worked on her back with my spider-type lug wrench.

If I were to become the property of a Godly man then I would follow Sarah's example and call my owner my lord (small "l"):

GENESIS 18
12 Therefore Sarah laughed within her selfe, saying, After I am waxed old, shall I haue pleasure, my lord being old also?
13a And the LORD said vnto Abraham, Wherefore did Sarah laugh..
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God is called The Lord (capital "L"), husbands: my lord cf I Corinthians 11:3. That is not any sort of "teaching" or "opinion" from me, it is just the example I would follow.

Friends recommend the panhard rod for children, they say it is very effective. I had to look it up: here's one:

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

..my spider-type lug wrench.

I had to look that up too
“a lug wrench is …an L-shaped metal rod” (apparently it's also called a wheel brace).

A pipe wrench on the other hand: “a tool having two toothed jaws, one fixed and the other free to grip pipes and other tubular objects when the tool is turned in one direction only.” was unlikely to comply with God's commandment - subject to Pastoral approval - my friend suggested.

Actually, she was not at home yesterday - but her husband was there with another "gentleman" (I am being polite) doing something with their motorbikes, so they had their tools out and were able to show me the difference, which I appreciated. I hope that is helpful.

[Wizards are evil]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

I have a sudden problem with my kids: they refuse to call me master. I know that disobedience should be taken care of swiftly, so any help is appreciated.

Spanking on buttocks doesn't help, so maybe I need to discipline them in other ways. I consider boxing the ears, closed fist in back and belly, hot-saucing and forcing them to sleep in a tent in my garden, as Swiss nights are cold this time of the year. Do you think that will work, or do you other ideas?

In my opinion you should hit him round the face until he begins to bleed before kicking him in the ribs. Always worked for me. You could also read him the bible after so he knows what he did was wrong!!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

In my opinion you should hit him round the face until he begins to bleed before kicking him in the ribs. Always worked for me. You could also read him the bible after so he knows what he did was wrong!!

The concern was for what the child had NOT done. You have not quoted any scripture to endorse your somewhat unusual view.
This forum is about recognising God for His tendermercy Psalm 119:156 patricularly regarding the loving discipline of children: it is not about assault.

Proverbe 13:24 He that spareth his rod, hateth his sonne: but he that loueth him, chasteneth him betimes.
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[Jetisr]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

I have a sudden problem with my kids: they refuse to call me master. I know that disobedience should be taken care of swiftly, so any help is appreciated.

Spanking on buttocks doesn't help, so maybe I need to discipline them in other ways. I consider boxing the ears, closed fist in back and belly, hot-saucing and forcing them to sleep in a tent in my garden, as Swiss nights are cold this time of the year. Do you think that will work, or do you other ideas?

How do you expect your children do respect you if you hit them and force them to call you master?

Seriously, they're not slaves to do your bidding. They are people. Living, breathing feeling. And if you do half of the things the people on this thread are saying you should, than you don't deserve to even see your kids.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: My kids refuse to call me master

How do you expect your children do respect you if you hit them and force them to call you master?

Seriously, they're not slaves to do your bidding. They are people. Living, breathing feeling. And if you do half of the things the people on this thread are saying you should, than you don't deserve to even see your kids.

Where on Earth are you getting your morals from?

If you don't do the right thing by your children

Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

then it's only a matter of time before God will expect you to put them forward for execution.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21
18If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

But I guess little details like that don't matter to people like you.