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  • #16
    Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

    I don't know how much this will cost the economy, but I expect it will be worth every penny to be able to tell our grandkids how we survived The Great Toilet-Paper Panic of 2020.

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    • #17
      Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

      China have done a great job fooling us. I pray that we will be raptured any minute.
      Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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      • #18
        Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

        Originally posted by Diesel Stanford View Post
        China have done a great job fooling us. I pray that we will be raptured any minute.
        That is a kind thought, dear, but I think you meant to write "I pray that you will be raptured". I am sorry to say that you, as UnSaved Trash, are condemned to burn.


        With very best wishes,
        JL-V
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • #19
          Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
          That is a kind thought, dear, but I think you meant to write "I pray that you will be raptured". I am sorry to say that you, as UnSaved Trash, are condemned to burn.


          With very best wishes,
          JL-V
          That is what my wife and daughters did, they used this account too and so she is condemned to burn, not me. Like the great Peter Ruckman said, heaven is not made for women, and women are not made for heaven.


          But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 2 Timothy 2:12


          Only God and President Trump can judge me.
          Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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          • #20
            Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

            Originally posted by Diesel Stanford View Post
            That is what my wife and daughters did, they used this account too and so she is condemned to burn, not me. Like the great Peter Ruckman said, heaven is not made for women, and women are not made for heaven.


            But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 2 Timothy 2:12


            Only God and President Trump can judge me.
            2 Timothy 2:12 is telling women not to backtalk and dishonor men... what does it have to do about women not being made for Heaven?

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            • #21
              Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

              Originally posted by Diesel Stanford View Post
              But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 2 Timothy 2:12
              2 Timothy 2:12 actually says: If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              • #22
                Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                2 Timothy 2:12 actually says: If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us
                I guess Mr.Combustible is basically agreeing with you, Sister Joanna, and telling us he is denying Jesus.

                Getting back on topic: how many dozens of megarolls of toilet paper is enough? Does anyone know? Or do we just keep buying all we can get anytime we get a chance to do so?
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #23
                  Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

                  Greetings!


                  I myself am not worried about getting any new viruses because I am a Black man and this disease seems to only sicken white people and Chinese people. These are the people who have oppressed the Black man for 400 years. I think it is a punishment sent by Jah to correct injustices.


                  The world will be very different and much better without white people especially old white men. I will miss the white girls but I also like the Black girls and Jah may not eliminate the Cubans. I like the Cuban girls too but Cuban men have pistols and they like to shoot at Black men. They may have to go too.


                  Jah Guide!
                  Trevor
                  Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                  • #24
                    Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

                    I have a three step solution to solve Corona virus for anyone.

                    Step 1. Pray


                    Step 2. If that doesn't work, pray harder


                    Step 3. If that still doesn't work, good thing you spent so much time getting on the God's good side, because you'll be seeing Him soon.
                    Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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                    • #25
                      Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

                      Will it be over by Christmas?
                      #forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!

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                      • #26
                        Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

                        How unironic a Jewish kid would single-handedly create a tracking page to monitor the development of this virus. Typical hypochondriac move.

                        We speak with a teenager whose website that tracks coronavirus has become one of the most vital resources for people seeking accurate and updated numbers on the pandemic.

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                        • #27
                          Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

                          Originally posted by Prayer Warrior View Post
                          I have a three step solution to solve Corona virus for anyone.

                          Step 1. Pray

                          Step 2. If that doesn't work, pray harder

                          Step 3. If that still doesn't work, good thing you spent so much time getting on the God's good side, because you'll be seeing Him soon.
                          Amen, Brother Prayer Warrior! Praying over a sick person by a gathering of Christian elders is the only sensible way to deal with the disease!

                          James 5:14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:

                          Originally posted by Sally Paulson View Post
                          Will it be over by Christmas?
                          I suppose that depends on whether we all do our duty and pray without ceasing (1 Thessalonians 5:17). If it's over soon, that means we've all been praying, if it isn't over soon, that means there are some slackers who haven't been doing their duties!
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • #28
                            Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

                            I went to FlintMart©( today and loaded up. There were restrictions, only 10 cases per shopper. I was glad I had a bunch of my kids with me. I also got a few boxes of Certified Bible Wipes® to ensure Gods Holy Word™ stays pure.
                            While at FlintMart© I noticed Pastor Ezekiel up in the office, gazing down upon the masses with his loving steely eyes,ensuring the lines at the checkout went smoothly.
                            Attached Files
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #29
                              Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

                              Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                              Greetings!


                              I myself am not worried about getting any new viruses because I am a Black man and this disease seems to only sicken white people and Chinese people.
                              because Commies have nothing against you.


                              Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                              These are the people who have oppressed the Black man for 400 years.

                              Have they? Looking at society, this kind of argument just doesn't make sense to me.


                              Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                              I think it is a punishment sent by Jah to correct injustices.

                              Who? "Jah"? Wow, how do you even pronounce that?

                              Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                              The world will be very different and much better without white people especially old white men.

                              So that you can smoke pot all day? Like MLK proofed, all blacks can do is dream.


                              Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                              I will miss the white girls but I also like the Black girls and Jah may not eliminate the Cubans. I like the Cuban girls too but Cuban men have pistols and they like to shoot at Black men. They may have to go too.


                              Jah Guide!
                              Trevor
                              Just thinking about black women makesme wanna puke.

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