A Godly Republican senator gets it right, as always...
We have nuclear missiles - why aren't we using them? Because Obama is such a wimp! There's no doubt that if we had a Republican president in office, he wouldn't hesitate to push the red button. Ukraine would be a smoking wasteland of nuclear radiation, kind of like it was when the Chernobyl reactor that my company built had that little "incident."
What happens in Ukraine is vitally important to the USA's interests. The Crimea Peninsula has an excellent harbor on the Black Sea that would make a great US military base - just as soon as we kick the Russians out. And if there's one thing the USA needs, it's another overseas military base.
There is also that natural gas pipeline that the Ukrainians could trade in exchange for an IMF loan. Furthermore, the country is one of the world's great wheat baskets - if only that rich farmland was privatized and owned by my company, Ukraine could be exporting GMO wheat to pay off their debt.
In addition, some of my company's geologists would like to take a close look at what lies below ground - there could be some great opportunities for gas and oil fracking. If successful, Ukrainians could be cooking and warming their homes in winter by lighting their water faucets. My company's natural gas subsidiary - Uranus Gas - has the necessary expertise and technology to overcome any barriers, like EPA regulations.

Water and gas - just one bill to pay!
We need to liberate Ukraine as soon as possible. Let the missiles fly!
Ukraine 'started with Benghazi,' GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham says
By Daniel Rothberg
March 4, 2014, 4:25 p.m.
WASHINGTON - A top Republican senator sparked reactions from both sides of the aisle after drawing a link between the crisis in Ukraine and President Obama's response to the 2012 attack on a U.S. diplomatic mission in Benghazi, Libya.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), a harsh critic of the Obama administration's foreign policy, posted a string of tweets Tuesday attributing Russian President Vladimir Putin's incursion into Ukraine's Crimea region to "a weak indecisive leader" in Washington:
It started with Benghazi. When you kill Americans and nobody pays a price, you invite this type of aggression.
By Daniel Rothberg
March 4, 2014, 4:25 p.m.
WASHINGTON - A top Republican senator sparked reactions from both sides of the aisle after drawing a link between the crisis in Ukraine and President Obama's response to the 2012 attack on a U.S. diplomatic mission in Benghazi, Libya.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), a harsh critic of the Obama administration's foreign policy, posted a string of tweets Tuesday attributing Russian President Vladimir Putin's incursion into Ukraine's Crimea region to "a weak indecisive leader" in Washington:
It started with Benghazi. When you kill Americans and nobody pays a price, you invite this type of aggression.
What happens in Ukraine is vitally important to the USA's interests. The Crimea Peninsula has an excellent harbor on the Black Sea that would make a great US military base - just as soon as we kick the Russians out. And if there's one thing the USA needs, it's another overseas military base.
There is also that natural gas pipeline that the Ukrainians could trade in exchange for an IMF loan. Furthermore, the country is one of the world's great wheat baskets - if only that rich farmland was privatized and owned by my company, Ukraine could be exporting GMO wheat to pay off their debt.
In addition, some of my company's geologists would like to take a close look at what lies below ground - there could be some great opportunities for gas and oil fracking. If successful, Ukrainians could be cooking and warming their homes in winter by lighting their water faucets. My company's natural gas subsidiary - Uranus Gas - has the necessary expertise and technology to overcome any barriers, like EPA regulations.

Water and gas - just one bill to pay!
We need to liberate Ukraine as soon as possible. Let the missiles fly!
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