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Default Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning! - 07-09-2017, 04:04 PM
That would be the easy way out. On this forum you´ll be judged on everything. You´d better shape up.

Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning! - 07-09-2017, 07:02 PM
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I think you're looking too far into a simple typo
I noticed you failed to provide any Biblical support for your claim. Perhaps you'd like to try again?

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I think you're looking too far into a simple typo

You see, this is why the kind True Christians™ here at Landover have kindly offered to decipher President Trump's message for you. It is obvious that those who are not with the Spirit of God will not be able to understand him and will think it was a typo. Not so! But as our Lord Jesus says, he who has ears, let him hear.
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Default Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning! - 05-14-2020, 06:11 AM
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I taught Donnie that word. We don't need to tell the Enemies about our Real plans . I can just see them writhing in ignorance as they're trying to figure out where Donnie and I are going to strike next!
Once again Trump knew what he was talking about (credit to Pastor Zeke). Covfefe is clearly an early code for the Covid-19 pandemic response he was preparing more than 2 years ago. The perfect response of his administration led by deputy and son-in-law Jared was the result of all that preparation.
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Once again Trump knew what he was talking about (credit to Pastor Zeke). Covfefe is clearly an early code for the Covid-19 pandemic response he was preparing more than 2 years ago. The perfect response of his administration led by deputy and son-in-law Jared was the result of all that preparation.
"Despite the negative press, covfefe" it is starting to make more and more sense now you have helped interpret Trump's wise words.


Maybe he meant something along the lines of, "Given how negative the press has been to me, I could sit back and let Covid-19 kill the lot of them, but because I'm so kind and care so deeply about America I'll get started on my excellent preparedness plan for Covid-19, Covfefe. Without such a plan, millions of Americans would no doubt die, but because of my plan only a few hundred thousand will."

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The perfect response of his administration led by deputy and son-in-law Jared was the result of all that preparation.
I've made no secret of my admiration of son-in-law Jared Kirshner. When President Trump tapped him to be in the leadership position to fight the disease I expected a successful program.

And, successful it has been. Jared immediately hired a roomful of recent ivy league college grads to locate and buy millions of masks and to drive down the cost. The students went right to work.

They contracted with entrepreneurs who said they could produce the masks needed at a low price and were paid to put that into gear. Producers in the former chain of supply were miffed and were not contacted. Our nation can rest assured that the masks, while not here yet, are on the way in spite of court cases filed against the new suppliers. Thanks goodness for a wise President and go-get-um son in law.

Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning! - 05-15-2020, 02:39 PM
Do you have any biblical support about Donald Trump making a "typo" on a twitter post warning us about Coronavirus?
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Default Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning! - 05-15-2020, 02:45 PM
Oh no, this isn't right whatsoever. This was a typo and has no relevance to Covid-19. If you want to see something that shows that this was all planned, which it was. I suggest you to watch Event 201, prepare for your mind to be blown. If you watch this Ted-Talk by Bill Gates, you will figure out what is really going on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Af6b_wyiwI This was just like 9/11, it was planned. Ever heard of building 7? That building had nothing by it and no plane hit it, yet it fell like the twin towers and it is not talked about.
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Ever heard of building 7? That building had nothing by it and no plane hit it, yet it fell like the twin towers and it is not talked about.
Mere hyperbole. I just put "building 7" into the Google search engine. It returned 8,040,000,000 results. That is slightly more than the current world population (it may be considerably more, of course - I have not taken account of Covid mortalities.)

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. I suggest you to watch [whatever] prepare for your mind to be blown.
My dear, I have read the Bible extensively. I doubt very much that anything that you have to show me could "blow my mind" beyond that experience.


Watching something that you recommended could be good for a chuckle or two, I suppose. I may look into that on the day I fail to be uplifted by my True Faith™.

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