The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. |
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by AkiraK
forgive me if i'm wrong, but doesn't that only apply to burnt offerings?
also, no, i'm not retarded, i simply have to keep track of many things between school and work, so i tend to forget things outside of those places.
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I am so very happy to learn that your disability is not pertaining to mental retardation, dear Miss Akira, and that you suffer, simply, from an attention deficit disorder. Now, as I have mentioned earlier, repentance unto the  is extremely important. And, with your memory problem, it's more important than ever -- as you shall see here:
Proverbs 10:7 "The memory of the just is blessed: but the name of the wicked shall rot."
Once you repent of your sins, and learn to live by the  , and to follow the blessed instruction within this glorious Book, then you shall, undoubtedly, see a great improvement in your mental capabilities, Dear.
John 14:26 "But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you."
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
Greetings Mr. K. Reading your intro sounds very familiar. It sounds like you've copied and pasted the words of a serial killer coming from a manga from your country.
I really hope that you are sincere, since lying can lead you to hell. (Exodus 20:16)
In any case, you can confess your sins to me in order to start your journey to Heaven.
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name the manga and serial killer if you're serious lol
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by AkiraK
name the manga and serial killer if you're serious lol
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I did some research on the web, and unfortunately it appears that you've indeed plagiarized the monologue of a manga character. The comic book in question is named, i think, JoJo Siwa like the girl with the ponytail that Sinelondeon hired to turn the children into sodomites. I will not post anything from that homoerotic journal again.
How could you even think to be so cruel to persecute God's Children with your trolling? I urge you to repent, or God will have the last laught!
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
I did some research on the web, and unfortunately it appears that you've indeed plagiarized the monologue of a manga character. The comic book in question is named, i think, JoJo Siwa like the girl with the ponytail that Sinelondeon hired to turn the children into sodomites. I will not post anything from that homoerotic journal again.
How could you even think to be so cruel to persecute God's Children with your trolling? I urge you to repent, or God will have the last laught! 
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"jojo siwa" lmao
i've made up my mind, christians are idiots
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by AkiraK
i've made up my mind, christians are idiots
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Rovagnati is not a Christian.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by AkiraK
"jojo siwa" lmao
i've made up my mind, christians are idiots
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Dear Miss Akira!  has welcomed you, with open arms; and so, for you to say this about us, well, it's simply uncalled for. You have shown a great deal of disrespect to  , with such an outrageous statement!
Now, then, don't you think you should apologize to Mr. Rovagnati? I know you won't have figured this out, since you have a learning disability, but he is a Cathyolick, and not a  . So, if I were you, I would take his advice with a grain of salt (in other words: kindly ignore him) -- although, he is still deserving of an apology for your unkind words.
I so hope that this will see an immediate change in your behavior on  , Dear. Name-calling is so petty!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Dear Miss Akira!  has welcomed you, with open arms; and so, for you to say this about us, well, it's simply uncalled for. You have shown a great deal of disrespect to  , with such an outrageous statement!
Now, then, don't you think you should apologize to Mr. Rovagnati? I know you won't have figured this out, since you have a learning disability, but he is a Cathyolick, and not a  . So, if I were you, I would take his advice with a grain of salt (in other words: kindly ignore him) -- although, he is still deserving of an apology for your unkind words.
I so hope that this will see an immediate change in your behavior on  , Dear. Name-calling is so petty!
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to mr rovagnati: sorry.
to ms isabella: i apologize for not knowing that he is not a true christian. i shall change my behavior immediately.
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by AkiraK
to mr rovagnati: sorry.
to ms isabella: i apologize for not knowing that he is not a true christian. i shall change my behavior immediately.
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Well, I should say so, Miss Akira. Even though Mr. Rovagnati is on his merry way to  -- for all of eternity, and with no chance of a reprieve -- he is still entitled to an apology.
And, Dear, I am "Mrs. White". Even if you had referred to me, simply, as Isabella, I would not have been quite as upset as I am, for being tagged with that feminazi "Ms." title! Please realize that  is based on the teachings within the glorious  , with absolutely no connection to Germaine Greer or Maude Findlay!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Well, I should say so, Miss Akira. Even though Mr. Rovagnati is on his merry way to  -- for all of eternity, and with no chance of a reprieve -- he is still entitled to an apology.
And, Dear, I am "Mrs. White". Even if you had referred to me, simply, as Isabella, I would not have been quite as upset as I am, for being tagged with that feminazi "Ms." title! Please realize that  is based on the teachings within the glorious  , with absolutely no connection to Germaine Greer or Maude Findlay!
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sheesh, sorry ms white
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Re: Introduction -
06-18-2021, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
You actually accidentally raise an interesting point. Are Chinamen the cursed descendants of Ham? The coloration suggests so but I'd like to learn more.
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Pastor Billy Reuben has shared one of his most popular and beloved sermons here: Where did the races come from? We can see from the various Chinamen breeds that they are not entirely dark, though some in India will certainly make one pause. I suspect this Japan fellow is a descendant from the line of Shem who, along with his distant cousins the Arabs and Jews, has long since forsaken Christ and hoarded as many little trinkets and idols as could be found along the long walk down the Silk Road. This amounts to stealing straight from the pockets of Jesus, had He worn pockets, and worse still - denying Christ His Due Worship. I understand the Japan folks worship Miazaki as a god over there, as they find cartoons far more understandable and therefore more appealing. I wonder if anyone has introduced them to Davey and Goliath? A fine, animated television show safe for the whole family.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Introduction -
06-27-2021, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
I did some research on the web, and unfortunately it appears that you've indeed plagiarized the monologue of a manga character. The comic book in question is named, i think, JoJo Siwa like the girl with the ponytail that Sinelondeon hired to turn the children into sodomites. I will not post anything from that homoerotic journal again.
How could you even think to be so cruel to persecute God's Children with your trolling? I urge you to repent, or God will have the last laught! 
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Jojo Siwa is from America, yes she’s hellbound but she is American born.
-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Re: Introduction -
06-27-2021, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Vengeance Puriel
Jojo Siwa is from America, yes she’s hellbound but she is American born.
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And your point is what, exactly, dear? I don't think the Catlick priest claimed otherwise.
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Re: Introduction -
06-28-2021, 03:51 AM
I Corinthians 1:18-20 The preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
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