Project Sodom a Go!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brother BABs, as much as I have a deep-seated feeling that this will leave a bad taste in my mouth, I'd like to sign up for your team. BTB's young boy Tater and I will set aside a few hours each day to examine and analyze the revolting homerporn that you have collected for Jesus, in the privacy of my sound proof den. I think the boy is old enough to take such hard stuff like a man. It's time he learned a few tricks of the trade, that he might grow into a warrior for Jesus. GLORY!

[Bobby-Joe]

Dear Friends,

Pratical application of the information so gained will be almost limitless -- from inspiring legislation to perfecting the cure of gay tendencies to... probably something else.

Sign up for Project Sodom today!

Yours in Him,
BAB

BAB,
My dedication to fighting the homer menace is well known. If doing Jesus will requires wading threw hours of homer pron, I'll do and give the 110% that a TRUE Christian(tm) must!

[Brother_Mike]

I'm in! I can help by collecting DNA samples of every homer I encounter. They usually leave broken teeth and other such bloody gore behind after our ministry to them. I'll bag and tag these homers for the good of the nation.

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Brother Mike,

Thank you, much appreciated. Do remember to twist-tie the evidence bags this time, please.

Yours in Him,
BAB

(discussion of DNA moved to its own thread so as to preserve the pristine goodness of this one)

[Father Maurice Lester]

Be sure to keep us updated with a blow by blow description!!!


Bless you, my Judy Garland fan,
Father Mo

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

Although it's an undoubtlery grueling and mentally scarring undertasking, I'm willing to detail, file and catamalogue all the images, videos, compilations, live web chats and eromotic stories associated with lesbianic pornography. Someone's got to do it.

[eliot mayfield]

If I have to help, I'll help Rev. Dwight.
But this is verily a dangerous task you are undertaking. Think of Sponge Bob times a million!

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Brothers,

Thank you for your interest. Actually, because we all know that women don't like sex, the lesbian portion of Project Sodom will be reading the complete works of Andrea Dworkin and watching and annotating the complete run of Ellen.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Ohhh boy old

[Talitha]

Ohhh boy old

What's up Hell-thing? Scared one of those Lezbeen films will have you in it?

[Deaner]

Brother Bob; you are to be commended for tackling such a monumental task and you know you can count on my support. Just let me know what you need.

I do have a concern though that I feel needs to be addressed. What do we do about the homers that "hide" the fact that they're homers. The "homer-incognito" if you will. Some of these mo-mo's actually pass as normal people; you can't tell the difference. Look at this picture;



Ok? Nothing wrong with that right? I mean that could be the guy down the road from you; nothing homer about him. But check out the picture in it's entirety...








See?? Getting my point?

It's not like these sissy's are going to tell you they're mo's; they'll walk right up to you and shake your hand, put aids all over you. They don't care.

Anyway, I think something should be done. I mean I can tell when a darkie is coming at me; why not a homer? Shouldn't these people be forced to wear armbands or something?

Dean

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Brother,

That's EXACTLY why the Bush Administration is getting the system of secret overseas prisons perfected. Let's just say there's a Phase II.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Witch Hammer]

Glory! Brother Bob, you are a True Christian and a GENIUS! Project Sodom...it just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? You can count me in, I will volunteer all the time and resources that I am able.

A thought just struck me...
I know that collecting homer porn, and categorizing all the different types and sub-types of godless buggery is going to play a very important roll in finding a cure...but I'm thinking...what better way to properly document queer behavior than to witness it in the field? I suggest sending some undercover agents to gay bars, strip clubs, greek bath houses, etc., with hidden cameras and audio equipment, so that the sinners can be observed in their natural habitat...

It might also be a good idea to capture, subdue and transport at least one pair of promiscuous homersexuals back to the research laboratory for more intensive observations, tests and experiments.

I'm ready to do God's work! Praise!

[Brother_Mike]

Brother Hammer

I'll give you my telephone number in a private message, call me about these ideas. I think I can help with capturing specimens for Godly research.

[eliot mayfield]

It's not like these sissy's are going to tell you they're mo's; they'll walk right up to you and shake your hand, put aids all over you. They don't care.

Anyway, I think something should be done. I mean I can tell when a darkie is coming at me; why not a homer? Shouldn't these people be forced to wear armbands or something?

Dean

Deaner there is a solution and it's called gaydar.
Homers carry this devices around and when they get close to each other a device "vibrates" alerting them to the presence of another homer. Now this man named David Elliot over in Great Homertain invented it.
Now, I along with the Physics teacher and the I.T. teacher have been doing a little "tweeking" of the device.
I have long suspected the homers have the vibrating devices hidden up where the sun don't shine. We have amped our reciever very high and have to wear a backpack transmiter (Yes, trans SMITER)
In theory when we get near enough to a homer we can really give him a shock! The vibraing reciever should melt down and burst into flames. We have yet to test it, but we think we can have a field test unit ready next week.
If you're interested, let me know and we'll set up a time to head to Des Moines.