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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 05:09 PM

i'm not gay i even had sex my dad kill me if i was not married
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Exclamation Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 05:11 PM

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i'm not gay i even had sex my dad kill me if i was not married
....and you had sex with your dad??? You really are a retarded pervert!
Friend, having sex with another man, even recreationally, is gay.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 05:22 PM

I'll rewrite that for you. i'm gay,i had had sex with a man one it sicking or female if my dad would kill me if i was not married.
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Cool Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 05:37 PM

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I'll rewrite that for you. i'm gay,i had had sex with a man one it sicking or female if my dad would kill me if i was not married.
Friend, I get it. You like rectal sex. Beastiality 'turns you on' as you kids say. It really upsets children who have to read this pornography of yours. May Heaven help them.

Think about what God thinks of your behavior:
Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 06:07 PM

religion it all the same money grabbing, rapist, kiddy piffleer and murders when you all go to hell i hope all these people are waiting there to give you a great welcome. i am in to beastiality cause that wost than be a gay.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 06:09 PM

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religion it all the same money grabbing, rapist, kiddy piffleer and murders...
So you think that of, say, Judaism?

So you're anti-Semetic?

So you're a Nazi?

So you're pro-Holocaust?

You disgust me, Nazi!

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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 06:15 PM

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I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 06:25 PM

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religion it all the same money grabbing, rapist, kiddy piffleer and murders when you all go to hell i hope all these people are waiting there to give you a great welcome. no i am not in to beastiality cause that wost than be a gay.
So, you’re a dyslectic retarded homosexual God mocker with a penchant for bestiality. If there is a VIP section in hell for those in need of an extra treat, that’s where you’ll be spending your afterlife.


Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 06:26 PM

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I don't think we have anything left to say to one another. I will pray for you.

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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 06:35 PM

you juding me but dose your bible say For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. i'll see you all in hell.
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So, you’re a dyslectic retarded homosexual God mocker with a penchant for bestiality. If there is a VIP section in hell for those in need of an extra treat, that’s where you’ll be spending your afterlife.
why are people calling me gay im not a gay it sick
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you mean i got Dyslexia is a very broad term defining a learning disability that impairs a person's fluency or comprehension accuracy
Let's not start making things up. We all know that dyslexia is just an excuse for being lazy.

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me Nazi so be it.
Why do you hate Jesus AND joos?

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why are people calling me gay
Because you are a furry pervert and you admitted it yourself.

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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 07:00 PM

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you juding me but dose your bible say For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. i'll see you all in hell.
Oh, okay.

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why are people calling me gay im not a gay it sick
Eh.... That's a bit judgmental, don't you think?


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 07:16 PM

yes it was a bit judgmental i am sorry


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-17-2012, 07:23 PM

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yes it was a bit judgmental i am sorry
That's a good start. Now apologize to Jesus for being a pervert.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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That's a good start. Now apologize to Jesus for being a pervert.
Never will i apologize for being me, i think all you should apologize for The Crusades were a series of religious expeditionary wars where millions of people have be rape and killed for centuries, stated goal of restoring Christian access to the holy places in and near Jerusalem. Jerusalem was and is a sacred city and symbol of all three major Abrahamic faiths (Judaism, Christianity and Islam). the bible dose say
For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. well you judged me being a pervert you juded people being gay and Abrahamic faiths Judaism, Christianity and Islam ect what else do the bible or yes the 10 commandments
1 John 2:4

Whoever says “I know him” but does not keep his commandments is a liar, and the truth is not in him.

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You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his male servant, or his female servant, or his ox, or his donkey, or anything that is your neighbor's. but goal of the crusades restoring Christian access to the holy land if this is not covet then it plane murder bring use to number 6 you shall not murder killing over people for having different believes and you call me a Nazi. now number 7 you shall adultery you know what kind of funny about this on is it the priests who molest children and it not just the Christians so I not blaming this all on you next on number 8 you shall not steal well you take over people money to buy them hope so you do have to go to work and the last on is rember the sabbath day' to keep it holy. people should not work on this day and rest. well why are people getting up to go to church that not resting and why is the priest doing is job?

that half of the 10 commandments so there for christian are on big lie and no truth in their faith.
as i pray for me i pray for you as well christian


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 11-18-2012, 03:58 AM

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Never will i apologize for being me, i think all you should apologize for The Crusades were a series of religious expeditionary wars where millions of people have be rape and killed for centuries, stated goal of restoring Christian access to the holy places in and near Jerusalem. Jerusalem was and is a sacred city and symbol of all three major Abrahamic faiths (Judaism, Christianity and Islam). the bible dose say
For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. well you judged me being a pervert you juded people being gay and Abrahamic faiths Judaism, Christianity and Islam ect what else do the bible or yes the 10 commandments
1 John 2:4

Whoever says “I know him” but does not keep his commandments is a liar, and the truth is not in him.

10.
You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his male servant, or his female servant, or his ox, or his donkey, or anything that is your neighbor's. but goal of the crusades restoring Christian access to the holy land if this is not covet then it plane murder bring use to number 6 you shall not murder killing over people for having different believes and you call me a Nazi. now number 7 you shall adultery you know what kind of funny about this on is it the priests who molest children and it not just the Christians so I not blaming this all on you next on number 8 you shall not steal well you take over people money to buy them hope so you do have to go to work and the last on is rember the sabbath day' to keep it holy. people should not work on this day and rest. well why are people getting up to go to church that not resting and why is the priest doing is job?

that half of the 10 commandments so there for christian are on big lie and no truth in their faith.
as i pray for me i pray for you as well christian
the priests who molest children and it not just the Christians so I not blaming this on you there are all over religious that do it.


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the priests who molest children and it not just the Christians so I not blaming this on you there are all over religious that do it.
What?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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