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Jesus' eternal love My first day as an undocumented editorial board member - 10-27-2019, 07:31 PM

After the word "abolish", my favorite word it "undocumented". So, now that I have become an editorial board member by showing up to a meeting and a half, it's time to make some editorial changes at the FhT&L.

First, the incident outside O'Malley's last night was not a "stabbing", it was undocumented surgery.

The undocumented surgeon was not a "drug dealer", but an undocumented pharmacist. There was no mob threatening to lynch him, there was a group of peaceful protestors discussing whether to abolish him with an undocumented punishment. The pharmacist did not escape and hide by breaking into a home and taking a hostage, he became an undocumented roommate in an undocumented relationship. As for the arson, that was an undocumented bonfire.

Next meeting: how to include more uses of the word "abolish".


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