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  • There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

    So, as you are seeing this, (or ignoring it) you might be thinking, "Who is this guy? HAH! He's a idiot!" Well, The idiots on here may be:


    Children that are taking over your computer.


    Trump idiots.


    I might have to bring up a example, "DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!" That, I'm sorry, is a actual child. There are spelling errors, no punctuation in some sentences. Also, The emoticons are giving me 2008 vibes.

    And also, Who would you love most?: Jesus? or Your entire family?
    Veni veni venias,
    Ne me mori facias,
    SEPHIROTH!

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    Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

    Originally posted by Sephiroth Hojo View Post
    ...And also, Who would you love most?: Jesus? or Your entire family?
    Actually, that's exactly how you tell the True Christian™ who has read the Bible and knows what it demands from the fakes who are just looking for comfort in a scary world.

    Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."







    #boomoutofthepark

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    • #3
      Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

      Originally posted by Sephiroth Hojo View Post
      So, as you are seeing this, (or ignoring it) you might be thinking, "Who is this guy? HAH! He's a idiot!" Well, The idiots on here may be:


      Children that are taking over your computer.


      Trump idiots.


      I might have to bring up a example, "DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!" That, I'm sorry, is a actual child. There are spelling errors, no punctuation in some sentences. Also, The emoticons are giving me 2008 vibes.

      And also, Who would you love most?: Jesus? or Your entire family?
      Okay, for someone who can’t even read the simple rules for making an introduction post, you have some nerve calling out the grammar of others. I must also point out that what you listed are just assumptions. When you assume, you make an ASS out of YOU AND ME. The Bible is also very clear on assuming. Proverbs 18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself. Perhaps if you are looking for an idiot, you should look inside yourself. If you wish to become smart and saved, might I suggest picking up and actually reading The Bible?

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      • #4
        Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

        Originally posted by Sephiroth Hojo View Post
        I might have to bring up a example, "DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!" That, I'm sorry, is a actual child. There are spelling errors, no punctuation in some sentences. Also, The emoticons are giving me 2008 vibes.

        And also, Who would you love most?: Jesus? or Your entire family?
        That thread was started in 2010, if you'd bothered to actually look beyond the title.


        And, of course, we love Jesus far more than our entire families (Luke 14:26).
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • #5
          Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

          Originally posted by Sephiroth Hojo View Post
          So, as you are seeing this, (or ignoring it) you might be thinking, "Who is this guy? HAH! He's a idiot!" Well, The idiots on here may be:


          Children that are taking over your computer.


          Trump idiots.


          I might have to bring up a example, "DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!" That, I'm sorry, is a actual child. There are spelling errors, no punctuation in some sentences. Also, The emoticons are giving me 2008 vibes.

          And also, Who would you love most?: Jesus? or Your entire family?
          I do not think that you are and idiot based on your post.

          I think that you are rude and boorish-- based on your post. I think that your lack of manners is exceeded only by your lack of discernment. And I think that video games probably mean more to you than the Bible, and you care little for the social ills that afflict our world.

          Understanding the Bible and seeing what it truly has to offer humanity can have a direct impact on the social conditions in our world, but I guess as long as Team Fortress 3 or 4 keeps you amused, you do not care.
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • #6
            Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

            Originally posted by Sephiroth Hojo View Post
            So, as you are seeing this, (or ignoring it) you might be thinking, "Who is this guy? HAH! He's a idiot!" Well, The idiots on here may be:

            Children that are taking over your computer.

            Trump idiots.

            I might have to bring up a example, "DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!" That, I'm sorry, is a actual child. There are spelling errors, no punctuation in some sentences. Also, The emoticons are giving me 2008 vibes.

            And also, Who would you love most?: Jesus? or Your entire family?
            Dear Miss HoJo: Rather than frittering away your time, worrying about the people here at , one wonders if you could take a few moments to visit our friendly Introduction Forum. There, you can post a polite introductory message, so that we can get to know you. The link to that page is here:

            Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


            Whilst there, kindly pay attention to our very important requests at the top of the page, which I shall also include here:

            The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

            I shall also bring to your attention a chart, which was designed by our beloved Brother Harvey, regarding discussion rules here at . The link is included, as well. May bless you, as you seek -- here at .

            Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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            • #7
              Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

              Originally posted by Sephiroth Hojo View Post
              The emoticons are giving me 2008 vibes.
              As perhaps you noticed, the thread dates from 2010.

              But regardless of that it's a terrible game. Even an illustration was included!



              This was dreadful game promoted every abomination God outlawed forever. The gendernonspecificity was as bad as the homosexual agenda, laying the groundwork for outright idolatry. Is it any wonder I'd never even think about playing it. Perhaps in continuing your introduction you could find the Bible references explaining why each character as represented is filthy to God.
              Proverbs 24:8 He that deviseth to do evil shall be called a mischievous person.

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              • #8
                Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

                We True Christians™ suffer so much it's amazing we can continue to carry on the work of Jesus. Bricks and insults are a regular part of our service to mankind. What keeps us going is the secure knowledge we are saving sinners from the depths of hell everyday. Hallelujah!!
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • #9
                  Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  We True Christians™ suffer so much it's amazing we can continue to carry on the work of Jesus. Bricks and insults are a regular part of our service to mankind. What keeps us going is the secure knowledge we are saving sinners from the depths of hell everyday. Hallelujah!!
                  Hallelujah, indeed. I used to feel very sad and troubled by the knowledge that certain people that I loved were headed to Hell. But I prayed extra hard, read the Bible more closely and found peace when I realized the Truth(tm) about God's Plan.
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • #10
                    Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

                    Originally posted by Sephiroth Hojo View Post
                    So, as you are seeing this, (or ignoring it) you might be thinking, "Who is this guy? HAH! He's a idiot!" Well, The idiots on here may be:


                    Children that are taking over your computer.


                    Trump idiots.


                    I might have to bring up a example, "DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!" That, I'm sorry, is a actual child. There are spelling errors, no punctuation in some sentences. Also, The emoticons are giving me 2008 vibes.

                    And also, Who would you love most?: Jesus? or Your entire family?
                    hell yeah finally someone with more than 2 braincells in this godforsaken forum

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                    • #11
                      Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

                      I, too, once lamented the fact that so many people I care about are bound for everlasting torture in Hell. But, once I started studying the Bible, I learned that the reason they have to burn for eternity is that God wants them to burn:

                      And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren. Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified. Romans 8:28-30

                      This knowledge brought me great comfort.
                      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                      • #12
                        Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

                        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                        I, too, once lamented the fact that so many people I care about are bound for everlasting torture in Hell. But, once I started studying the Bible, I learned that the reason they have to burn for eternity is that God wants them to burn:

                        And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren. Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified. Romans 8:28-30

                        This knowledge brought me great comfort.
                        Amen, Brother! And I think we can pinpoint many of our visitors as the unfortunate ones, whom God destined to go to Hell way back when they were still in the unworthy wombs of their mothers:

                        Romans 9:11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth;)
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

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                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • #13
                          Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

                          Originally posted by AkiraK View Post
                          hell yeah finally someone with more than 2 braincells in this godforsaken forum
                          ma'am or sir you have the best quote of the day everyone here has like -100 brain cells.
                          Veni veni venias,
                          Ne me mori facias,
                          SEPHIROTH!

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                          • #14
                            Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

                            Hello, my dear, sweet, innocent, young, new friend!

                            Given that "Hojo" is the common abbreviation for "Howard Johnson's," I assume your screen name is an homage to my favorite restaurant chain.

                            Were you as outraged as I was when that grifter Wilson Bryan Key published his sickening book, The Clam Plate Orgy, which claimed Howard Johnson had embedded subliminal, pornographic images in the menu photo of their famous fried clam plate?

                            The bad publicity from Key's fraudulent claims drove HoJo's right out of business, and I will alway be mad about that.

                            I used to LOVE eating that clam plate, and I assure you, subliminal sex in advertising had NOTHING to do with it!

                            Say, did you know one of our pastors holds a famous clam bake every year?

                            What say you send me a personal message so we can talk about your relationship with Jesus?

                            Perhaps you could attend our next clam bake?
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                            • #15
                              Re: There are idiots, and idiots galore on this site.

                              I can't see any subliminal message.

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