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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 12-31-2013, 09:05 PM

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You know what? You keep saying that, over and over, with no support other than your opinion. Your god seems to agree with every last thing you say, no matter how non-Biblical or otherwise ludicrous.

Why would God (of the Bible) hate the people who are DOING WHAT HE TELLS THEM TO?

At least I'm using my head instead of a false book which is guilty of lots of acts of intolerance and hate, also deaths, during History. I don't wish death to another people, I don't hurt children (wich is something only cowards do), I don't hate people for things that are not their fault, and I'm not trying to convince people that they are worthless just because of their gender or the place they born. Sorry for using my intelligence instead of depending on (dead) people opinions all the time, but a book is not going to replace my conscience, I'm not going to move to USA to be a servant just because I'm latinamerican, I'm not going to left school to get married with some stranger and having babies, and I'm not going to be beat all the day or forced to live in a hut a few days every month just due to a natural process


If having a good and happy life is hating God and ignoring Jesus, then I don't want to go to heaven, sorry for you. Oh, and you're not the owners of truth, no matter how many times you try to convince me of your stupid lies
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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 12-31-2013, 09:25 PM

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At least I'm using my head instead of a false book
So much hate!... It makes me so sad.

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which is guilty of lots of acts of intolerance and hate, also deaths, during History.
It's called collateral damage.

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I don't wish death to another people,
Neither do we. We would want every person in the world reject their false beliefs and accept .

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I don't hurt children (wich is something only cowards do),
Neither do we. (We only apply just punishment as required by God).

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I don't hate people for things that are not their fault,
Neither do we. God, however, has a long list of people He hates.

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and I'm not trying to convince people that they are worthless just because of their gender or the place they born.
Probably because you're worthless Messican.

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Sorry for using my intelligence
When did you do that? I haven't noticed.

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instead of depending on (dead) people opinions all the time,
is not dead!

He died only temporarily.



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but a book is not going to replace my conscience,
In other words: you make up your own rules as you go. If all Messicans are like you, that would explain why you've had so many military coups and unrest in your part of the globe.

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I'm not going to move to USA to be a servant just because I'm latinamerican,
Of course not. We don't want you here. Also, you can be a servant everywhere.

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I'm not going to left school to get married with some stranger and having babies,
Nobody is forcing ya, sweetie. Just remember -

1 Timothy 2:15: Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

No Christian kids, no heaven, sweetie.

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and I'm not going to be beat all the day
Whatever that means.

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or forced to live in a hut a few days every month just due to a natural process
You prefer to make the entire house unclean?

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If having a good and happy life is hating God and ignoring Jesus, then I don't want to go to heaven, sorry for you.
What's worse, sweetie - a short life with a little bit of suffering or the eternity in hell?

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Oh, and you're not the owners of truth, no matter how many times you try to convince me of your stupid lies
Why do you thing that God is a liar?

You blasphemous little lizard!!!
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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 12-31-2013, 11:06 PM

Can't we all just get back to our periods? There's enough hate in the world already. As for our disagreeable latina:

Matthew 10:14
"And whosoeuer shall not receiue you, nor heare your words: when yee depart out of that house, or city, shake off the dust of your feete."


1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 12-31-2013, 11:21 PM

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Can't we all just get back to our periods? There's enough hate in the world already. As for our disagreeable latina:

Matthew 10:14
"And whosoeuer shall not receiue you, nor heare your words: when yee depart out of that house, or city, shake off the dust of your feete."

Fine, live outside your house like a homeless person, you have no dignity, no woman here have dignity, nor self respect. Landover makes me sick
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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 12-31-2013, 11:30 PM

You must enjoy feeling sick - you keep coming back!
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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 01-01-2014, 02:06 AM

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Fine, live outside your house like a homeless person, you have no dignity, no woman here have dignity, nor self respect. Landover makes me sick
An obese lezbean pervert says that God's favorite church makes it sick?


Thanks for confirming that we're on the right tract. Shout Glory!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 01-01-2014, 03:10 AM

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...Shout Glory!
GLORY!!!

When the degenerates mock and persecute us, it just lets us know we are angering Satan and pleasing God.

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Luke 6:22 (1611 King James Bible)

Blessed are yee when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shal reproach you, and cast out your name as euill, for the Sonne of mans sake.




I Kings 7:23

And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 01-09-2014, 10:45 PM

Your period is a very natural thing ladies. Its nothing to be ashamed of, its not a curse. Its natural and healthy for your body to menstruate. Please take care of yourselves, keep yourselves clean. Smoking marijuana helps menstrual cramps, so does increasing your protein intake, intercourse also helps. Take an Advil if you must. Also destroy your bible. Christianity is very anti women, and so is capitalism. Fight the frame of remorse!
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Your period is a very natural thing ladies. Its nothing to be ashamed of, its not a curse. Its natural and healthy for your body to menstruate. Please take care of yourselves, keep yourselves clean. Smoking marijuana helps menstrual cramps, so does increasing your protein intake, intercourse also helps. Take an Advil if you must. Also destroy your bible. Christianity is very anti women, and so is capitalism. Fight the frame of remorse!
Ridiculous.

Christianity is most protecting of women, all based on hard facts. Women suffer pain during childbirth, because women are responsible for us getting kicked out of Eden. Destroying the Bible doesn't change that fact. Genesis 3:16

No other religion goes as out of its way to provide women with the privacy and comfort they need during their disgusting menstrual time as God does, by putting them out of the house and into the tool shed. Leviticus 15:19

No other religion has as much respect for women abilities as we do, we don't force women to publicly embarrass themselves by teaching things they can't possibly understand. 1 Timothy 2:12

No one but Jesus Christ Himself could explain that we men should help women find their way in life by directing them in every thing they do. 1 Corinthians 11:3

And you're disgusting suggestion that women should have i***rc**rse while on the rag is just wrong, don't you know that doing that means immediate banishment for that woman and the man she pulls down into Hell with her? Leviticus 20:18


Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 01-11-2014, 04:07 AM

I have a unholy female dwarf for sale. I will even give the evil creature away, providing sombody can train the vile animal.
It is truly one of the devils creatians.
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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 01-12-2014, 10:46 AM

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Your period is a very natural thing ladies. Its nothing to be ashamed of, its not a curse. Its natural and healthy for your body to menstruate. Please take care of yourselves, keep yourselves clean. Smoking marijuana helps menstrual cramps, so does increasing your protein intake, intercourse also helps. Take an Advil if you must. Also destroy your bible. Christianity is very anti women, and so is capitalism. Fight the frame of remorse!
You should be ashamed of yourself! You will be off to hell very soon, suggesting we burn our bibles and have intercourse during our curse, you make me sick. I can only assume you are a drug addicted lesbian to talk in such a fashion.
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You should be ashamed of yourself! You will be off to hell very soon, suggesting we burn our bibles and have intercourse during our curse, you make me sick. I can only assume you are a drug addicted lesbian to talk in such a fashion.
Telling a pagan he is going to hell is like me telling you that you're going to Atlantis. Nah, don't burn any books its a waste of time and a waste of good reading material. Its scientifically proven! Also I'm a quite sober, straight, cisgender male.


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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 01-16-2014, 12:10 AM

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Telling a pagan he is going to hell is like me telling you that you're going to Atlantis...
How do you figure?

Hell is real and Atlantis is not; it's a real, mythical place. Your analogy is a failure on that basis.




I Kings 7:23

And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 01-16-2014, 03:34 AM

Mark you always raise the best points. One has to admire your intellect and your quick wit!


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Mark you always raise the best points. One has to admire your intellect and your quick wit!
Well, with the Word of God at one's side, one cannot help but be witty.




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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 01-16-2014, 11:21 PM

Why of course


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Why of course
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How do you figure?

Hell is real and Atlantis is not; it's a real, mythical place. Your analogy is a failure on that basis.
To me hell is very mythical like atlantis. I consider heaven and hell to be states of mind. I don't believe in hell so telling I'm going there isn't very productive either. Another thing women can do to minimize bad cramps is to consume more meat. Protein intake is proven again and again to help. Also I'm pretty sure you could contact a doctor if things seem problematic. Unfortunately healthcare is terrible in the USA.


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Default Re: When Eve's Curse Visits - 01-17-2014, 05:18 AM

Sorry


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