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I'm sorry but I am the holy ghost and so and so person denied me so. that's too bad for you. some people actually believe in me. they are not blind. alot of people are going to hell in a hand basket because they reject me and the heavenly father. Jesus is not heavenly father either so too bad for you if you think all that nonsense.
Oh sweetie. I know that I said I wouldn't pray for you anymore because it's a waste of time to pray for someone who is condemned already, but I feel a pity for you. I am curious, though, what have you done to anger God so much that He sent you this delusion of yours?


2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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I'm sorry but I am the holy ghost and so and so person denied me so. that's too bad for you. some people actually believe in me. they are not blind. alot of people are going to hell in a hand basket because they reject me and the heavenly father. Jesus is not heavenly father either so too bad for you if you think all that nonsense.
Be very, very careful, Mr. Hoovah. You are on thin ice, and it is apparent that you prefer to reject any and all offerings of help.

I John 2:22 "Who is a liar but he that denieth that is the ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son."

Matthew 10:32,33:
32 Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven.
33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.


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Default Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan - 04-29-2021, 06:03 PM

and Satan is probably messing with my messages. he is removing the word not in some of my messages. he wants people to go against me and hate me
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and Satan is probably messing with my messages. he is removing the word not in some of my messages. he wants people to go against me and hate me
These demons that you listen to and think it's God, they are messing with you.



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Default Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan - 04-29-2021, 06:12 PM

when God disciplined me when I was a toddler and I took an ice cream bar from the store. He let me know that he is serious. he spanked my butt pretty much it was scary. he disciplined me cause he loves me. I don't hear other people talk about how fearful God can be so I must be on his good list. that's the only thing I ever did wrong. but I also took some quarters from Santa Clause as a teenager but he forgave me. that was just some petty stuff. I asked him if he had anything against me after he judged me and he just said I took his quarters. he is actually extremely mad at all the evil people in this world. and I don't know if he even disciplined them. God disciplines those he loves. and I love Jesus and heavenly father and all the pure innocent children 😇
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Default Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan - 04-29-2021, 06:39 PM

well then I guess it sounds like to me that there are plenty of antichrist online. most people in real life accept me as Jesus only the severely psycho reject me. my birthday is on christmas. my dad was a carpenter. my mother's middle name is Mary. the image of my face is on the shroud of Turin. bright ligh ts flash from my eyes. I have done miracles. my reincarnation is mentioned in the book of revelation. and maybe my big brother is coming down from the sky one day. then what will you say?
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then what will you say?
I know what I will say now, sweetie: you need help. Do you know someone who could pray over you to get you rid of your demons? Seeking a psychiatrist wouldn't hurt, either.
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I know what I will say now, sweetie: you need help. Do you know someone who could pray over you to get you rid of your demons? Seeking a psychiatrist wouldn't hurt, either.
Oh, my! This is such a sorry, sad situation, dear Sister Basilissa. Goodness knows that the devil, clearly, is controlling dear Mr. Hoovah. I would not be surprised if he is possessed by the Jezebel spirit, just as Heather is, in the attached video clip. That does it. We've seen enough demonic activity here. I'm going to make a call to Brother Larson! Satan shall not claim Mr. Hoovah -- will prevail!

II Corinthians 5:17 "Therefore if any man be in , he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new."



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sorry to burst your bubble but children do not go to hell. the truth is unless you are a child or a child like person you are going to hell. adults go to hell. I don't like how so called Christians pick and choose their beliefs from the bible. but I trust Jesus. and he said you must be children or a child like person to go to heaven. I do not like how this website says nearly everyone is going to HELL including children. you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Jesus loves ALL the little children. and ADULTery is a sin. think about that. Mary is the mother of God and I don't like how you dishonor her. she is a divine woman. that is Jesus' mom for goodness sakes. Baptists act like they hate her. it is God's will for many to be saved. but unfortunately many people are very mean and evil. that is why you must be a child or childlike to inherent heaven. children are pure and innocent. God would be unjust if he sent children to hell. most likely this post is going to be erased. but you all really need to know that and repent and put away your sinful ways and just embrace Jesus and if you can't accept the way how innocent children are than I feel sorry for you. you will go to hell. signed, God Jay hoovah
Wouldn't it be great if everyone got into Heaven 'just because? Everyone would get a slice of cake and a balloon when passing though Heaven's gates.
The reality (hard to take, reality) is, God only admits those that want to be there. Imagine if a BLM Antifa goon died while nurdering a little girl. Pow, in Heaven! Utterly absurd.
A child, no matter how precocious, does not have the mind to fully grasp the gravity of Free Will, Heaven and Hell. What if Satan tempts the tyke with promises of Free Candy lie all the homersexualers do. Do you really think he delivers?
No, not until a person is of marrying age (14 +/- a few years, depending physical development) can they make such a life determining choice.
So until they are old enough, dead babies and children have no soul that can be claimed. They just go back into the pot of lost children and hope to be reborn. The bad babies, those with no hope of redemption, are sent to the Devil to be his playthings.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan - 04-29-2021, 07:31 PM

Matthew 10:33
[33]But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.


Matthew 12:31
[31]Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.



if you say that Jesus has demons then that is blasphemy of the holy ghost. you know not what you are doing. you people need help not me. I am right with God. how dare you people say that children are evil and go to hell. I'm guessing the Baptist church is the worst. I think I'm just going to stay away from y'all. you make church sound like a bad place
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sorry to burst your bubble but children do not go to hell. the truth is unless you are a child or a child like person you are going to hell. adults go to hell. I don't like how so called Christians pick and choose their beliefs from the bible. but I trust Jesus. and he said you must be children or a child like person to go to heaven. I do not like how this website says nearly everyone is going to HELL including children. you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Jesus loves ALL the little children. and ADULTery is a sin. think about that. Mary is the mother of God and I don't like how you dishonor her. she is a divine woman. that is Jesus' mom for goodness sakes. Baptists act like they hate her. it is God's will for many to be saved. but unfortunately many people are very mean and evil. that is why you must be a child or childlike to inherent heaven. children are pure and innocent. God would be unjust if he sent children to hell. most likely this post is going to be erased. but you all really need to know that and repent and put away your sinful ways and just embrace Jesus and if you can't accept the way how innocent children are than I feel sorry for you. you will go to hell. signed, God Jay hoovah
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
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Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
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Please make a thread of your own in the "
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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at
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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Grammar Nazi Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan - 04-29-2021, 08:17 PM

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I was quoting Ellen G Wright. he said that children are evil and deserve to die an agonizing death. that is very hurtful and he needs a heart.
Most children are the minions of Satan. It is not until they are dashed against rock and held under water for God to cleanse them of the evil within. Some children, no matter how hard you try to Save®, you cannot and Satan knows he has been found out, thus he takes the tormented life out of the Godless terrors.
Insofar as an 'agonizing death', I've never heard a single dead child complain. On the other hand, I see the Tears of Joy™ of those that had the demons removed from their rectums and their opportunity at True Salvation © restored


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I was quoting Ellen G Wright. he said that children are evil and deserve to die an agonizing death. that is very hurtful and he needs a heart.
Who is (or was) Ellen G Wright? If you mean Ellen G. White, then I think you'll find that "he" was a "she" - at least, so we have been led to believe. And she was very definitely not a member of our church.


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Default Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan - 04-29-2021, 08:53 PM

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why are you people calling yourself true Christians and saying such nasty things?...
EVERYTHING they've said can be directly backed up using Scripture from the KJV.

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...heavenly father told me that he did not create evil but the old Testament says he did...

So the voice in your head told you one thing, and He told everyone else something completely different. Yup, that means you're right.


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...I don't want to imagine little ones getting smashed into stones. to me that sounds sick.

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Default Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan - 04-29-2021, 09:10 PM

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if you say that Jesus has demons then that is blasphemy of the holy ghost.
Jesus has power over demons, dear. You, however, seem to be suffering from a demonic possession, so an exorcism will definitely be needed.

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you people need help not me. I am right with God.
It would be nice if you could prove that with appropriate Bible verses.

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how dare you people say that children are evil and go to hell.
We do not say that - Jesus does. John 3:18 does not have an exception clause for children. All unbelievers go to hell, no matter what their age at death.

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I'm guessing the Baptist church is the worst. I think I'm just going to stay away from y'all. you make church sound like a bad place
Why do you say such harsh things? You are making Jesus weep.
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Default Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan - 04-29-2021, 11:05 PM

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Jesus said you have heard an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth but I say love your enemies and pray for your enemies. love your neighbor as you would love yourself.
I think this is the passage you're referring to:
Matthew 5:38-39, 43-44 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also ... Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you
Of course Jesus also discussed how we should treat ourselves. You mentioned an act of theft when you were a toddler (the ice cream bar) which according to your earlier claim was at an age when you were not accountable for wrongdoing due to lack of guilty knowledge, "actus reus non facit reum nisi mens sit rea" being the technical term in law. And yet God saw fit to discipline you? There seems to be a conflict there, perhaps you could clarify. Getting back to how one should treat oneself, particularly as a guide for how we should treat others, at what stage do you think amputations ought to be applied? If at all?

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Love Jesus Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan - 04-30-2021, 12:22 AM

My dad (RIP, racist nigra cops shot him) knew a guy in DC named Hoover, any relation? Dad said the guy was as loony as a joo.

Anywho, friend, you really seem to be confused. You repeat yourself a lot and your comments wander off like a little league baseball. Darn fun to watch those kids screw up and cry. Not my boys, they have God guiding their balls.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan - 04-30-2021, 01:37 AM

The Jasonwhoishe seems to be gone. That's too bad. Just when we were ready to make a Jesus move on him he slipped away.

Sad, too, it is that he will spend an eternity in the fiery pit. We won't forget him. We'll wave.


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Bible Re: this church sounds like the church of Satan - 04-30-2021, 03:46 PM

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The Jasonwhoishe seems to be gone. That's too bad. Just when we were ready to make a Jesus move on him he slipped away.

Sad, too, it is that he will spend an eternity in the fiery pit. We won't forget him. We'll wave.
Yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold; it's too bad that our new friend has left us, just as we were getting to know him. I do hope, though, that Mr. Hoovah will return, and to become a repentant person, saved, by being washed in the blessed of the -- the .

John 14:6 " saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Ephesians 2:8 "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of "

And, I hope that Mr. Hoovah will return sooner, rather than later, whilst the importance of our words are still fresh in his mind. Otherwise, I fear that he will become lost in the wilds -- entangled in the bramble -- and unable to find his way to safety. And, if Mr. Hoovah decides that he has no time for the Truths of Almighty , as found, so abundantly, within the wondrous , then I am afraid that the shall lose patience with him. And then, it shall be too late!

Psalm 37:13 "The shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming."

Proverbs 1:26 "I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;"


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