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  • #46
    Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

    Originally posted by Wheatley View Post
    ITT: We pretend to be our skewed thoughts of athiests!
    Thank you for providing further evidence that atheists are too uneducated to spell "atheist" properly.

    Ta-ta.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #47
      Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

      Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
      Hey, y'all,

      What's MOST SUPER IMPORTANT to ME is that everybody love everybody else!!! If you wanna bee BFFs (best friends forever) e-mail me at unicornsR4real@angelfire.com! Nooooooooooooooo grumps!


      Laterz,
      bab
      Same person 10 posts later........

      YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME YOU PIFFLING IDIOTS, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT PIFFILING PIFFLES I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU EVIL PIFFLES I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE SO MEAN TO EVERYONE SO YOU MUST DIE

      PIFFLE YOU YOU PIFFLING PIFFLE!!!!!!111!!!!11
      Drama queen

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      • #48
        Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

        I want to have anal sex with Obama.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #49
          Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

          Boy, it sure was great masturbating to gay porn! Now I have nothing else to do for the day, might as well smoke some pot!

          -Christopher Hitchens
          As for God, his way is perfect;
          the word of the LORD is tried:
          he is a buckler to all them that trust in him.
          -2 Samuel 22:31

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          • #50
            Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

            Bestiality is okay by me cause we're ALL animals in the eyes of Darwin.

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            • #51
              Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

              Originally posted by Saint Elmo View Post
              Bestiality is okay by me cause we're ALL animals in the eyes of Darwin.
              I know how an oven works therefore, no conscious entity is necessary to explain its existence.

              I don't believe in rain, therefore rain does not exist and I'll leave my windows down.

              It's only faith when stupid religious folks believe in something without personal experience. I believe in the books of Darwin and I'm not a scientist and have no way of verifying anything in his books, but I believe them all anyway and pray to Darwin every night.
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              • #52
                Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

                I just love to get off inside of another man. There is nothing like the feel of a greasy wop's pimply backside against my pelvis while I pretend to pile drive baby Jesus in the face!
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                • #53
                  Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

                  I have an original thought to myself. I do not need your search function. I am going to rant until you answer me you hypocrites. I don't care if it has been asked and answered, my mommy told me I mean something, so I deserve to know how it applies to me even though I won't believe you when I have heard it from you!
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                  Give her a shovel.
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                  19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                  • #54
                    Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

                    Christainz iz all tards dude hahahaha ima fuck you all up the azz
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #55
                      Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Christainz iz all tards dude hahahaha ima piffle you all up the azz
                      Answer my KWESTIONS Nao!
                      The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                      Give her a shovel.
                      Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                      19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                      • #56
                        Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

                        Tomorrow, I plan to open an asylum for emos. It's Sunday, so I'll work hard to piss off God. I'll encourage them to fulfill their promises, and kill themselves. But first, I'll screw around with all those anorexic dykes, and perform Falcon Punch abortions on them.

                        Btw, it's May 1st then, so I'll celebrate comrade Lenin with all working class dudes around the world. We will honor all brave class strugglers, like Stalin, Castro, Chavez, Mao, Tito, Kim Jong Il, Than Shwe and Che.

                        Sincerely in Marx, Comrade Ekman

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                        • #57
                          Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

                          I'm JUST as capable as any MAN!

                          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                          • #58
                            Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

                            I'm a sensitive liberal pussywhipped atheist so I don't need to hit women, I just talk to em about feeeeeelins and listen to what they have to say as if they was of equal importance. Plus I think it's okay to touch other men outside of the football stadium.

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                            • #59
                              Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

                              If you high five and say good game, it isn't gay!
                              The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                              Give her a shovel.
                              Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                              19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                              • #60
                                Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

                                Originally posted by wait_what View Post
                                If you high five and say good game, it isn't gay!
                                Actually, "high five" discriminates against the vertically challenged! Low-five me!

                                BAB <---- chillin' like a villain

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