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Default ORAL SEX - Another Reason For God To Give You Cancer !!! - 03-17-2012, 12:23 AM

Friends,

The FACTS are in - Perform Oral Sex, and God will give you Mouth Cancer!

Oral sex, as most decent people know, is a perverted Homosexual act that is now being performed more and more by females in society - another indication of how far our morals have fallen!

And by these latest Mouth Cancer statistics, a clear sign that our God will not stand by idly, while young women act like filthy little harlots, sucking on a man's tallywhacker! No, he'll give them Mouth Cancer as a punishment for their vile perverted unGodly ways!

To put something in their mouths that a man urinates out of is beyond repulsive, and to swallow a man's seed, and take it through your digestive system, only to poop it out the other end, is an affront to God! It is making a mockery of EVERYTHING our bodies were shaped and created for - Making little soldiers for Christ!

Girls, if you perform 'oral sex' you are effectively saying to God that you'd rather poop out the wonderful miracle of life that he has created, than to use it to create a beautiful little baby, and feel it growing inside you into a child!

NO WONDER GOD GIVES THESE WOMEN CANCER! Disgusting!

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Mouth cancer increase in young linked to oral sex
Rising rates of mouth cancer in young people are strongly linked to oral sex, new figures show.

Oral cancer cases have risen above 6,000 a year for the first time and experts believe it may be due to rising rates of infection by the human papilloma virus (HPV).


Oral sex could now rival heavy smoking and drinking as a cause of oral cancer.


Two thirds of the 6,200 cases diagnosed in Britain in 2011 were men. Experts say men are more likely to smoke and drink heavily, both significant risk factors in oral cancer.

There were particularly sharp rises in rates of cancers at the base of the tongue (an almost 90 per cent increase) and the tonsils (a 70 per cent increase).

They are two areas of the mouth where cancers are more commonly HPV-related.


Just a few strains cause problems, but one in particular, HPV-16, is known to cause cell changes which could develop into cancer.

‘We have seen a rapid increase in the number of HPV16-positive cases of oral cancer,’ said Richard Shaw of Cancer Research UK.


We have also noticed that patients with HPV-related oral cancers tend to be younger, are less likely to be smokers and have better outcomes from treatment than those whose tumours show no evidence of HPV.


Actress Jaime Winstone last year led a campaign urging young people to be aware of oral sex’s link to cancer and make sure they take the HPV vaccine or get checked by dentists.


About 80 per cent of Britons will contract HPV at some point but the virus is usually harmless.
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Default Re: ORAL SEX - Another Reason For God To Give You Cancer !!! - 03-17-2012, 02:24 AM

Well, that sucks, but I doubt its going to stop anyone.
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Default Re: ORAL SEX - Another Reason For God To Give You Cancer !!! - 03-17-2012, 02:39 AM

Oral sex does not cause cancer. HPV causes cancer. And it doesn't only cause oral cancer. It is also the leading cause of cervical cancer and many other types. So, should women stop having sex because HPV causes cervical cancer? No. You should do your own research and not use data to serve and manipulate your one sided opinion of people that have oral sex. You're ignorant and really have no idea what you're talking about. There is such a thing called science and your false God has nothing to do with it. If there is a hell, you'll burn there for your awful value system and the fact that you would wish cancer upon any human being.
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Default Re: ORAL SEX - Another Reason For God To Give You Cancer !!! - 03-17-2012, 02:43 AM

Not saying I agree with them or anything, but if you have a problem with radical Christians, why are you here?
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Default Re: ORAL SEX - Another Reason For God To Give You Cancer !!! - 03-17-2012, 02:51 AM

And to add to my above post: If YOU did real research, you would know that over 80 percent of people that walk this earth will carry HPV at some point in their life. Typically, the human immune system will kill off the infection. In many cases, if not treated, the disease will turn in to cancer.

So, stop your crap.
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Default Re: ORAL SEX - Another Reason For God To Give You Cancer !!! - 03-17-2012, 03:25 AM

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And to add to my above post: If YOU did real research, you would know that over 80 percent of people that walk this earth will carry HPV at some point in their life. Typically, the human immune system will kill off the infection. In many cases, if not treated, the disease will turn in to cancer.

So, stop your crap.
And the only way that the HPV virus can get to the back of the tongue is through oral sex. So oral sex causes cancer. If you have a point you are failing to make it.

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Default Re: ORAL SEX - Another Reason For God To Give You Cancer !!! - 03-17-2012, 03:57 AM

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Friends,

The FACTS are in - Perform Oral Sex, and God will give you Mouth Cancer!

Oral sex, as most decent people know, is a perverted Homosexual act that is now being performed more and more by females in society - another indication of how far our morals have fallen!

And by these latest Mouth Cancer statistics, a clear sign that our God will not stand by idly, while young women act like filthy little harlots, sucking on a man's tallywhacker! No, he'll give them Mouth Cancer as a punishment for their vile perverted unGodly ways!

To put something in their mouths that a man urinates out of is beyond repulsive, and to swallow a man's seed, and take it through your digestive system, only to poop it out the other end, is an affront to God! It is making a mockery of EVERYTHING our bodies were shaped and created for - Making little soldiers for Christ!

Girls, if you perform 'oral sex' you are effectively saying to God that you'd rather poop out the wonderful miracle of life that he has created, than to use it to create a beautiful little baby, and feel it growing inside you into a child!

NO WONDER GOD GIVES THESE WOMEN CANCER! Disgusting!

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Amen Brother, and thanks for this exciting new report. I'm not at all surprised that Jesus is busy giving mouth cancer to all these British men. The place is 90% fag and the rest and limp-wristed pansies with no chins and no balls.

You see when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. That's what the Bible says!

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Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: ORAL SEX - Another Reason For God To Give You Cancer !!! - 03-22-2012, 09:27 PM

God doesn't give you cancer, the disease that causes it gives you cancer. Duh!
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God doesn't give you cancer, the disease that causes it gives you cancer. Duh!
1 Kings 8:37-40
37If there be in the land famine, if there be pestilence, blasting, mildew, locust, or if there be caterpiller; if their enemy besiege them in the land of their cities; whatsoever plague, whatsoever sickness there be; 38What prayer and supplication soever be made by any man, or by all thy people Israel, which shall know every man the plague of his own heart, and spread forth his hands toward this house: 39Then hear thou in heaven thy dwelling place, and forgive, and do, and give to every man according to his ways, whose heart thou knowest; (for thou, even thou only, knowest the hearts of all the children of men 40That they may fear thee all the days that they live in the land which thou gavest unto our fathers.

Leviticus 26:16 I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
Disease is a punishment from God.



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