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  • #91
    Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

    Originally posted by GodCreatedUSA View Post
    COPENHAGEN RULES BITCHES
    Our point, exactly. Copenhagen rules NOTHING but female dogs. I am glad that you realize that King Copenhagen's subjects are all bitches.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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    • #92
      Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

      I'm really sorry for my bad behaviour.
      I'm Belgian, and I would like to add something to the " x reasons why God hates Belgium"
      WHAT
      THE
      {Obscenity Removed}      ?
      I tought it was a mother
      {Obscenity Removed}       joke but you guys are serious. You all live in a closed community. You don't know ANYTHING about life. You don't know the misery in the world.
      God should hate YOU guys with those stupid suggestions about Belgians, Danians or WHATEVER.
      Big up to Ignorance kills, he's actually defending his amazing country.


      {Obscenity Removed}       off

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      • #93
        Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

        Originally posted by GodCreatedUSA View Post
        I'm really sorry for my bad behaviour.
        What bad behavior?

        I'm Belgian
        Oh, I see.

        , and I would like to add something to the " x reasons why God hates Belgium"
        WHAT
        THE
        {Obscenity Removed}        ?
        I tought it was a mother
        {Obscenity Removed}         joke but you guys are serious. You all live in a closed community. You don't know ANYTHING about life. You don't know the misery in the world.
        God should hate YOU guys with those stupid suggestions about Belgians, Danians or WHATEVER.
        Big up to Ignorance kills, he's actually defending his amazing country.


        {Obscenity Removed}         off
        And you say you talk this this because you are belgian? Wow...one more reason never to go there!
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • #94
          Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

          My reply to you, and to the "facts".

          Fact 4 is false. I do hope you can realize that yourselves.

          Fact 7. How is that a reason for hate? Please enlighten me...

          Fact 8. Danish channels have commercials. Sadly enough...

          I also found another fact about the danish word for rapist being Viking. That's false. The word for rapist is Voldtægtsforbryder. The vikings were raping, robbing, murdering and raiding 1200 years ago. Get over it.

          The people of Denmark are not called Denmarkians. They are called Danes.
          I do not understand you people's hate towards Denmark, except for the pornography... yeah...

          This forum reminded me of Anders Breivik. If you don't know about what he did, google his name. I'm sure you'll find out...

          Kind Regards,

          Lukas Andersen.
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #95
            Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

            Originally posted by Cheopatius View Post
            My reply to you, and to the "facts".

            Fact 4 is false. I do hope you can realize that yourselves.

            Fact 7. How is that a reason for hate? Please enlighten me...

            Fact 8. Danish channels have commercials. Sadly enough...

            I also found another fact about the danish word for rapist being Viking. That's false. The word for rapist is Voldtægtsforbryder. The vikings were raping, robbing, murdering and raiding 1200 years ago. Get over it.

            The people of Denmark are not called Denmarkians. They are called Danes.
            I do not understand you people's hate towards Denmark, except for the pornography... yeah...
            This forum reminded me of Anders Breivik. If you don't know about what he did, google his name. I'm sure you'll find out...

            Kind Regards,

            Lukas Andersen.
            Wait: you're trying to denigrate Landover Baptist by comparing us to one of your fellow Scandinistas?



            Your hypocrisy is limitless!

            (Matthew 7:3) "And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #96
              Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

              Originally posted by Cheopatius View Post
              Anders Breivik. If you don't know about what he did, google his name.
              Yes, I'm sure God wanted to punish you Denmarkians through his actions. You really had it coming.

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              • #97
                Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                Yes, I'm sure God wanted to punish you Denmarkians through his actions. You really had it coming.
                The massacre happened in Norway, so please just don't try to make me feel sad... ok?

                So my final question to you (Everyone here) is:

                How can you judge something you have never seen (other then multimedia), interacted with (physically) or even visited? I bet none of you have ever spoken to a dane in real life. (Verbally, non-microphone)

                How can you sit in your houses and judge an entire people, religion and nation?

                I see you call me a swedish terrorist. Might I ask why?
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • #98
                  Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                  I also see you modified my location.

                  You manipulate, when I won't see your light.

                  I'm in Denmark (most definitely not in Finland), I speak danish (not finnish). I'm a dane (not a finn). Not a Denmarkian. We are not communist, we are socialist (and by god, that sucks)

                  But you judge me from where I am from, not from first hand experience.
                  I am already "unsaved trash" and I am a terrorist it seems.

                  Judging for the lord, are we?
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #99
                    Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                    Originally posted by Lukandersen View Post
                    I see you call me a swedish terrorist. Might I ask why?
                    What does the Swiss has to do with this? I mean some Denmarkians got killed in Norway.

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                    • #100
                      Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                      I was under the impression that this WAS a debating forum...

                      Thank you for the heads up Pastor Ezekiel.

                      Sorry.
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • #101
                        Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                        A person from Sweden is called a Swede.

                        Swiss is the word for a person from Switzerland. Just stating fact.

                        If you wish to call me a Denmarkian, then do so. It's not like I'm offended, but I'd call an american an american, not Americanian.
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • #102
                          Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                          Originally posted by Lukandersen View Post
                          A person from Sweden is called a Swede.

                          Swiss is the word for a person from Switzerland. Just stating fact.

                          If you wish to call me a Denmarkian, then do so. It's not like I'm offended, but I'd call an american an american, not Americanian.
                          I can't see any difference. It's case of eskimo shooting eskimos anyway.

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                          • #103
                            Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                            I can't see any difference. It's case of eskimo shooting eskimos anyway.
                            Eskimos'?

                            We are Aryan.

                            The eskimo's live in Greenland. Get real...
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • #104
                              Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                              Originally posted by Lukandersen View Post
                              We are Aryan.


                              You are not fooling anyone, little eskimo.

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                              • #105
                                Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark:

                                Trying to speak to you, and get a logical response, is apparantly impossible.

                                Sorry your time.
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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