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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-27-2011, 09:21 PM

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This thread states that Denmark needs help, other then being saved by the Lord, and God.

Could someone clarify why?
Why do you lie? This whole thread is about the fact that the Denizens of Danemark are unsaved. Haven't you read anything? Can you even read?


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-27-2011, 09:25 PM

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I can't see any difference. It's case of eskimo shooting eskimos anyway.
Oh so he's innocent because he is a True Christian? o.O' Give me a break.

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The anal sex with children. I mean, that just cannot be tolerated, and it has become institutional in Danemark and Ho-land.
Why don't you COME HERE and check if we have F'ing anal sex with our offspring?
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You have never even been to Denmark, have you?


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-27-2011, 09:26 PM

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Why don't you COME HERE and check if we have F'ing anal sex with our offspring?
You sick bastard.

You have never even been to Denmark, have you?
I'm afraid that is not an invitation I would ever accept. The way it is worded is just terrible.


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-27-2011, 10:04 PM

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Why don't you COME HERE and check if we have F'ing anal sex with our offspring?
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Relax, child molestation happens in all Catholic countries. Even the US has that problem (thanks to Irish, Italian and Mexican immigrants bringing in Catholicism) so why should Denmark be any different?

The basic problems are;
  • Wide scale socially endorsed drug abuse
  • Wide scale socially endorsed sexual depravity; porn, prostitution, transvestism, homosexuality.
  • Socialism
Now there is no way a society just described can be considered Christian.



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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-27-2011, 11:13 PM

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Relax, child molestation happens in all Catholic countries. Even the US has that problem (thanks to Irish, Italian and Mexican immigrants bringing in Catholicism) so why should Denmark be any different?

The basic problems are;
  • Wide scale socially endorsed drug abuse
  • Wide scale socially endorsed sexual depravity; porn, prostitution, transvestism, homosexuality.
  • Socialism
Now there is no way a society just described can be considered Christian.
Yeah, child molestation happens in all catholic countries. Denmark is not catholic. It is Lutheran (Protestant).

Socially endorsed drug abuse? As in sniffing drugs on a corner, or prescription drugs? If the first, then get your facts straight. We drink, but drugging yourself is not endorsed... it's even looked down upon.

Porn? The french don't have porn? How about the US? Mexico? Every single first world country has porn. I don't get why that's such a big issue for you people. And I agree when you say porn is bad.
Prostitution? Yeah, selling your body is wrong. Just wrong.

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Denmark has approximately (very big appoximate) 6% lesbians and 8% gays. (7% of all danes have a relationsship with a partner of the same sex)

I feel that you have judged me, and Denmark, on things you have read, not experienced.

I am sorry if I sound defensive, but being told that ones country is the worst pile of shit, god-forsaken piss ever is not exactly a F'ing compliment. (This is a sum of my experiences so far on this forum)


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-28-2011, 01:52 AM

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Oh so he's innocent because he is a True Christian? o.O' Give me a break.
Whoa, Nellie!

You better stop smoking that LSD. I was referring to the shooter and to people who got shot, that's why I said it was case of eskimo shooting eskimos. So that eskimo bit pretty much rules out the innocent and True Christian.

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 07-28-2011, 07:24 AM

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Yeah, child molestation happens in all catholic countries. Denmark is not catholic. It is Lutheran (Protestant).
Lutherans are worse than Catlics. Lutherans promote gay transsexual priestesses, lesbian bishops and have their own child molesters.

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 08-11-2011, 12:49 AM

My oh my! And their state religion is Lutheranism.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 08-11-2011, 04:10 PM

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Yeah, child molestation happens in all catholic countries. Denmark is not catholic. It is Lutheran (Protestant).
And the difference is what? You substitute Luther for The Pope?

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Socially endorsed drug abuse? As in sniffing drugs on a corner, or prescription drugs? If the first, then get your facts straight. We drink, but drugging yourself is not endorsed... it's even looked down upon.

Porn? The french don't have porn? How about the US? Mexico? Every single first world country has porn. I don't get why that's such a big issue for you people. And I agree when you say porn is bad.
Prostitution? Yeah, selling your body is wrong. Just wrong.

http://www.queerty.com/wp/docs/2009/...eworldwide.jpg

Denmark has approximately (very big appoximate) 6% lesbians and 8% gays. (7% of all danes have a relationsship with a partner of the same sex)
No TRUE Christian country would have these problems.

I GUARANTEE you there is no drugs, pornography or homosexuality of any kind in Freehold, Iowa.

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I feel that you have judged me, and Denmark, on things you have read, not experienced.

I am sorry if I sound defensive, but being told that ones country is the worst pile of shit, god-forsaken piss ever is not exactly a F'ing compliment. (This is a sum of my experiences so far on this forum)
Don't take it personal. If your country is not with God, then its hellbound along with California and Iran. Only Jesus can save you, not Socialism and tolerance.



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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 08-11-2011, 08:35 PM

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Yeah, child molestation happens in all catholic countries. Denmark is not catholic. It is Lutheran (Protestant).
Strange, I had always assumed Denmark was just another of those disgusting Islamic countries. Why else would your newspapers print pictures of the false prophet Mohamed?


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Denmark has approximately (very big appoximate) 6% lesbians and 8% gays. (7% of all danes have a relationsship with a partner of the same sex)
I thought you Muslims had laws against this kind of thing.


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I am sorry if I sound defensive, but being told that ones country is the worst pile of shit, god-forsaken piss ever is not exactly a F'ing compliment.
If it makes you feel any better, try reading the thread on why God hates France.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 08-23-2011, 11:38 PM

As i am Faroese, i can tell you that i probably suffered even more of Denmark than the Godly American Republicans. Denmark has been occupying my beloved country for years, forcing us to be a Lutheran Atheist state. Lately they have also been trying to stop our yearly dolphin killing festival, but they cant do that as the Faroe Islands is not a member of the European Union, while they can declare us a Lutheran state, they cant change our laws and rights on what we want to do with our own animals, the Denmarkians probably wants us to starve or something.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 08-23-2011, 11:45 PM

And I hope you despise the Lootherans as much as Jesus does.


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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 08-23-2011, 11:50 PM

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And I hope you despise the Lootherans as much as Jesus does.
Yes i do, Lutherans are actually even worse than atheists, cause Lutherans claims to be Christians and still they practise atheism.
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 08-24-2011, 12:40 AM

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Yes i do, Lutherans are actually even worse than atheists, cause Lutherans claims to be Christians and still they practise atheism.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 08-31-2011, 10:17 AM

Some of this is right, some of it is wrong
Yet you seem to be ignorant about the situation in your own country
no country in the world is better than the other, we are all equal in the eyes of god
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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 08-31-2011, 12:16 PM

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we are all equal in the eyes of god
Matthew 13

36Then Jesus sent the multitude away, and went into the house: and his disciples came unto him, saying, Declare unto us the parable of the tares of the field. 37He answered and said unto them, He that soweth the good seed is the Son of man; 38The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one; 39The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. 40As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. 41The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

47Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a net, that was cast into the sea, and gathered of every kind: 48Which, when it was full, they drew to shore, and sat down, and gathered the good into vessels, but cast the bad away. 49So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, 50And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Jesus disagreed.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: 9 ACTUAL reasons why God hates Denmark: - 08-31-2011, 11:52 PM

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