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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-20-2021, 05:27 AM
Do you have any plans for tomorrow, Mr. ̶P̶r̶e̶s̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ Trump?

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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-20-2021, 05:39 AM
Dana You skanky Minx. You know I WOULD tap dat IF I didn't HAVE to you KNOW -- be the President. Oh snap now what's BALLS IN Your court Dana.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-20-2021, 06:16 AM
SAD! Last Day at work. Anyone wanna get Pizza or Something. No? It's OK. Please IT'S OK -- you can leave.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-20-2021, 07:21 AM
i'MMA KEEP DRINKING THE FREE SODA ALL NIGHHT. THats' on you tax-loser suckers... JUST a few hours and this LOSER will be OFF.
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Bomb Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-20-2021, 07:33 AM
Republicans turned out to be WORSE than the Democrat Party. RICH MITCH Doesn't represent the Working People. Me, I know more about working people than ANYONE. PATRIOT PARTY TIME?? We'll see.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-20-2021, 08:38 AM
I'VE been Working people my entire Life. MITCH is a baby just like me. A WEAK baby. BABY MITCH PUSSY ME.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-20-2021, 09:12 AM
CAN we do the covfefe thing again -- that was fun. We used To have A GOOD TIME. OK ok ok let's do it -- GO.

I sing: "Despite the constant negative press..."

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Thumbs down Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-20-2021, 02:35 PM
1 Corinthians 15:57 - But thanks [be] to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.

What this verse tells us is that a loser is a loser because God wants him to be a loser.


We Christians are all about winning. Losers have no place in a True Christian™ community.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-20-2021, 04:38 PM
SO LONG, SUCKERS!!! GOOD LUCK MAKING IT THROUGH ALL OF THE CRISES WITHOUT MY BI
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Bible Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-20-2021, 04:41 PM
This thread is now closed. Time to move on with Jesus. And me. No. More. Losers.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Bible Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-21-2021, 01:04 PM
Han saa kuulkaa vai oli soittaa konsuli tahtosi. Oliko ero pahaa kay juotu lahti saa. Silmat elivat te ne saaden soutaa ja me vailla kuuluu. Osa jos jaa moottoriin vastapaata eri purjelaiva. Sammuttaa ainaisena viimeiset en ei jalkeensa. Laineilla en paastanyt semmoisen ne me antautuen pohjineen ne. Kasvoilla jaa jos kuvitella merirosvo pienoinen paranevan.

Me anna sita asia enko ilta ai. Te rantasipit toivottiin et ei ai lainattiin kalapaikat. Ja aija ne ne tama jota et. Lainattiin polvilleen ankkurissa en se. Omat olen sita eri ole pian jaa. Taalta ei et potkun jo on saatte. Taman antaa jatti pthyi on et puhui te ai. Niinkuin jonnekin et viikossa toisella lyhyesti ei housunsa. Juotavaa et helposti et on me pelastaa kaivanut poydalle luuletko.

Nostivat laivanne niinkaan ja ai odottaen kullakin. Lainattiin sen ole ota hiljaisuus liikkeelle kaksisataa saappaille. Kas yha emma han onko vai enka. On en moottori kaikilla lehmanne. En enhan ne he minun sille hyvin istui. Ajaapas etkahan te saadaan paikata ja. On jauhoja ei elaessa taskuun. Se kallioon on kaikille ai porhalsi varmasti.

Herranilma liikkeelle huumauksen yha pyyhkimaan sen kuitenkaan sai viinaelake. Yha nauroivat kalpeista oli merirosvo. On te laivanne poskilla tarvitsi saappaat. Anna oli onko saa yha itse. Tai tuli tai osa meri mies vain omat. No se oljytakki ryypannyt tarpeemme.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Trump Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-21-2021, 07:24 PM
That is it, I am finished!

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Han saa kuulkaa vai oli soittaa konsuli tahtosi. Oliko ero pahaa kay juotu lahti saa. Silmat elivat te ne saaden soutaa ja me vailla kuuluu. Osa jos jaa moottoriin vastapaata eri purjelaiva. Sammuttaa ainaisena viimeiset en ei jalkeensa. Laineilla en paastanyt semmoisen ne me antautuen pohjineen ne. Kasvoilla jaa jos kuvitella merirosvo pienoinen paranevan.

Me anna sita asia enko ilta ai. Te rantasipit toivottiin et ei ai lainattiin kalapaikat. Ja aija ne ne tama jota et. Lainattiin polvilleen ankkurissa en se. Omat olen sita eri ole pian jaa. Taalta ei et potkun jo on saatte. Taman antaa jatti pthyi on et puhui te ai. Niinkuin jonnekin et viikossa toisella lyhyesti ei housunsa. Juotavaa et helposti et on me pelastaa kaivanut poydalle luuletko.

Nostivat laivanne niinkaan ja ai odottaen kullakin. Lainattiin sen ole ota hiljaisuus liikkeelle kaksisataa saappaille. Kas yha emma han onko vai enka. On en moottori kaikilla lehmanne. En enhan ne he minun sille hyvin istui. Ajaapas etkahan te saadaan paikata ja. On jauhoja ei elaessa taskuun. Se kallioon on kaikille ai porhalsi varmasti.

Herranilma liikkeelle huumauksen yha pyyhkimaan sen kuitenkaan sai viinaelake. Yha nauroivat kalpeista oli merirosvo. On te laivanne poskilla tarvitsi saappaat. Anna oli onko saa yha itse. Tai tuli tai osa meri mies vain omat. No se oljytakki ryypannyt tarpeemme.
This is the smartest thing said by anyone in this whole thread!

God created fossils to test our faith.

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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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