[Just Chris]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

I do understand majorities are wrong. Their are many examples of this like Obama for example he is a horrible leader and should of never won the election all he has done is ruin America even further than it was. I noticed one of the animals is woodpecker. I don't see it as a dirty sure pecker and wood can be used to describe the male genitalia but all they do is peck holes into wood to get food. That is why it was naked so.

[Just Chris]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Woodpecker
Pecker is just another name for tallywhacker, look above for Woodcock. Darwinian bird watchers are total sex maniacs.



Cockatoo
Yet another sex bird. Mean literally "Another penis".



Aardvark
I don't even know what the hell this is, or what does it means but I'm sure it's something perverted.

Actually the word Aardvark isint sexual in any way. Also Aardvark's are a nocturnal, burrowing, mammal that is native to Africa.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Actually the word Aardvark isint sexual in any way. Also Aardvark's are a nocturnal, burrowing, mammal that is native to Africa.

Dear Chris,

We must assess the whole totality of the aardvark (it is a Dutch name "Earth swine" that is by definition unclean; Leviticus 11:7). Furthermore, it has a scientific name (which is also suspicious; 1 Timothy 6:20): Orycteropus afer.

Many names can contain subliminal messages that are deciphered by our unconscious and can lead to succumbing to sin, crimes and fornication. Let us assess this scientific name for that:



This is an invitation to pyromania. It is also an invitation to fornication, as "burning" is one way of describing fornicatory lust in the Bible.

1 Corinthians 7:1
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

The mind of the sinner can turn everything that is even mildly suspicious into fantasies of reproductive or unnatural lust. It is much better to be careful than to mess around with things one has only a little understanding of.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Just Chris]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Dear Chris,

We must assess the whole totality of the aardvark (it is a Dutch name "Earth swine" that is by definition unclean; Leviticus 11:7). Furthermore, it has a scientific name (which is also suspicious; 1 Timothy 6:20): Orycteropus afer.

Many names can contain subliminal messages that are deciphered by our unconscious and can lead to succumbing to sin, crimes and fornication. Let us assess this scientific name for that:



This is an invitation to pyromania. It is also an invitation to fornication, as "burning" is one way of describing fornicatory lust in the Bible.

1 Corinthians 7:1
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

The mind of the sinner can turn everything that is even mildly suspicious into fantasies of reproductive or unnatural lust. It is much better to be careful than to mess around with things one has only a little understanding of.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

So true Mr.white it seems your time spent on this earth has made you very. I hope I will be able to become wiser as I become more experienced with what this world has to offer. May you day be a blessed one.

[redstoneblock]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Ok, dumb f.u_cks. The people who wrote the Bible did not in fact speak English. These animals would've had different names in whatever dialect of whatever language they spoke, and the name would NOT have been rude, judging by how zealous you weirdos are.

Also, words like 'co.,.ck' and 'p...oo' used in the context we see today are modern slang that originated far after the naming of these animals. At the time of their taxonomy these names wouldn't have been vulgar in the slightest.

~ Sincerely,

An Atheist

[Elmer G. White]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Ok, dumb f.u_cks. The people who wrote the Bible did not in fact speak English. These animals would've had different names in whatever dialect of whatever language they spoke, and the name would NOT have been rude, judging by how zealous you weirdos are.

Also, words like 'co.,.ck' and 'p...oo' used in the context we see today are modern slang that originated far after the naming of these animals. At the time of their taxonomy these names wouldn't have been vulgar in the slightest.

~ Sincerely,

An Atheist

Dear Miss Block,

We know very well that the Bible was originally written down in the vernaculars of the ancient world, Hebrew and the Grease Language. However, that was not God's Intention. Jesus was actually fluent in the American tongue and He conceived the King James Bible from the beginning (John 1:1-2) to be the Ultimate Form of His Will. In American. When other (minor) original languages take precedence, they are clearly marked in the KJV Bible as foreign:

Ezra 4:7
And in the days of Artaxerxes wrote Bishlam, Mithredath, Tabeel, and the rest of their companions, unto Artaxerxes king of Persia; and the writing of the letter was written in the Syrian tongue, and interpreted in the Syrian tongue.

Daniel 2:4
Then spake the Chaldeans to the king in Syriack, O king, live for ever: tell thy servants the dream, and we will shew the interpretation.

In these cases, when referring to documents of the ancient world, the vernacular is the original. In all other cases, American takes precedence.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[redstoneblock]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Dear Miss Block,

We know very well that the Bible was originally written down in the vernaculars of the ancient world, Hebrew and the Grease Language. However, that was not God's Intention. Jesus was actually fluent in the American tongue and He conceived the King James Bible from the beginning (John 1:1-2) to be the Ultimate Form of His Will. In American. When other (minor) original languages take precedence, they are clearly marked in the KJV Bible as foreign:

Ezra 4:7
And in the days of Artaxerxes wrote Bishlam, Mithredath, Tabeel, and the rest of their companions, unto Artaxerxes king of Persia; and the writing of the letter was written in the Syrian tongue, and interpreted in the Syrian tongue.

Daniel 2:4
Then spake the Chaldeans to the king in Syriack, O king, live for ever: tell thy servants the dream, and we will shew the interpretation.

In these cases, when referring to documents of the ancient world, the vernacular is the original. In all other cases, American takes precedence.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Well, I thought that you of all people would know that Jesus lived around 0 AD. Christopher Columbus, the first one to discover America since the end of the ice age, bought western languages to America's shore in 1492 AD, almost one and a half millenniums after Jesus' death. Modern English (Your so-called 'American'), in addition, came about sometime in the 18th century, almost TWO millenniums after the death of Jesus. It is, therefore:

- Impossible that Jesus spoke English, as English wasn't a thing yet


- Impossible that Jesus spoke in any sort of American tongue, unless you mean a Native American tongue, which I'm quite sure you don't


I also stand by my belief that the words 'c_ock' and 'po,o' in a traditional sense originated far before the words 'c_ock' and 'po.o' in a vulgar sense.


On a completely different note, where is my insulting forum rank? I want one!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Well, I thought that you of all people would know that Jesus lived around 0 AD. Christopher Columbus, the first one to discover America since the end of the ice age, bought western languages to America's shore in 1492 AD, almost one and a half millenniums after Jesus' death. Modern English (Your so-called 'American'), in addition, came about sometime in the 18th century, almost TWO millenniums after the death of Jesus. It is, therefore:

- Impossible that Jesus spoke English, as English wasn't a thing yet

- Impossible that Jesus spoke in any sort of American tongue, unless you mean a Native American tongue, which I'm quite sure you don't

I also stand by my belief that the words [admitted vulgarities removed] in a vulgar sense.

On a completely different note, where is my insulting forum rank? I want one!

Luke 1:37
For with God nothing shall be impossible.

That verse alone nullifies your ill-informed claim that it would have been impossible for Jesus to know American and its less perfect predecessor, English. Nothing is impossible to God.



Now, many atheists fail to understand that Jesus = God because of the Trinity. This is also clearly expressed in His Magnum Opus.

John 10:30
I and my Father are one.

Because God and Jesus are the same and nothing is impossible to God, nothing is impossible to Jesus, either. He can do everything and knows everything.

Revelation 19:6
And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.

You also mentioned the time frame issue. I can assure you that that is no obstacle to Jesus. Psalm 139 provides irrefutable proof that the omniscient God (= Jesus) knows all our thoughts and actions beforehand, including all out utterances (which by definition includes the language in which they are spoken).

Psalms 139:4
For there is not a word in my tongue, but, lo, O Lord, thou knowest it altogether.

Psalms 139:16
Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them.

An entity (such as God = Jesus) that knows absolutely everything, including things that are impossible for mortal men, even True Christians™, to fathom, such as the simultaneous position and momentum of an electron, can easily be fluent in languages that have not yet formed, or ones, such as Elamite, that are already extinct.

Your hypothesis is thus proven wrong and it is time you embraced Jesus and accepted Him as your Savior and Lord!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[HomosexualChristian]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

How can you people be so brainwashed by this cult? These are just names. Get over it. ////
Peace out

[Alvin Moss]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

How can you people be so brainwashed by this cult? These are just names. Get over it. ////
Peace out

Clearly, you have not come among us to fellowship. There can be no such thing as a homosexual Christian. I don't know how exactly you found your way here, but it is due to the Lord's pleasure. Of that there can be no doubt. You are at a fork in the road of life, friend. One way leads to an eternity in Heaven with Jesus. The other path leads to Hell. Choose wisely.

[anthonyhonciano]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Clearly, you have not come among us to fellowship. There can be no such thing as a homosexual Christian. I don't know how exactly you found your way here, but it is due to the Lord's pleasure. Of that there can be no doubt. You are at a fork in the road of life, friend. One way leads to an eternity in Heaven with Jesus. The other path leads to Hell. Choose wisely.

I think most people found this place from the internet meme about how Atheists are being proven wrong by science regarding our water supply. The debate continues this day in your Creation Science topics section. That's how I found this place and find these topics rather mind blowing. Still surprised that much energy is given to deny these creatures existence in your education, based on human identification. If humans weren't around, would they still be damned?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Still surprised that much energy is given to deny these creatures existence in your education, based on human identification. If humans weren't around, would they still be damned?

This is something new. This unsaved wretch is using American words in sentences that seem normal but they do not have any meaning as they are constructed. I hope this doesn't become some kind of trend.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

I am more and more convinced that Darwin was actually Jack the Ripper. His mind was full of very dark sexual ideas especially when it came to naming animals. He tried to hide from God but at the same time he looked Jesus in the eye when murdering all those women in London.

[lovesnivy]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

You sir, are hilarious. This is just.... I swear you actually made me laugh, you have gotta be kidding me!

[Salvation-Bot 3000]

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.

Thank you for this explanation. I was a bit confused as to why these names are dangerous, because in Genesis 2:20, it says that Adam names all of the animals, but perhaps some of those animals were named like this so that we would know to stay away! Or is it just another example of impure foreign languages twisting perfectly good names into dirty forms? Please explain!

“And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.”

Either way, I hope that I don't run into any of these vermin in the future.