[Titus Templeton]

1. "We were put on this Earth as creatures of God to have dominion over the Earth."

2. "We believe in democracy and we also believe in freedom, but we do not believe in liberal democracy."

3. "Although the literal meaning of socialism is equitable distribution of wealth, it is associated with other concepts which we hate. Over time, socialism has come to be associated with certain things in society that are unacceptable to us."

4."The radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness."

5. "This is not a political war at all. This is not a cultural war. This is a spiritual war."


6. "This is a war between two willpowers: the willpower of the people and the willpower of their enemies."

7. "Go back and read what the sirens did once you arrived on that island.… They devour you. They destroy you. They consume you."













1.Santorum
2.Khamenei
3.Khamenei
4.Santorum
5.Santorum
6.Khamenei
7.Santorum

[Zechariah Smyth]

You know, that towelhead wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't a damned pee-drinking mooslim. Moe-hambone had some weirdo ideas.



Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Holyfield]

I know a Christian from Iran and he always says that Obama sounds exactly like their religious leaders.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I am pleased to say I got all the answers right, because I can tell the difference between a psychopath obsessed with forcing his backwards, Bronze-age made-up deity upon an apathetic populace and Rick Santorum.