[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School

Even my boys know that, from elementary science classes. I teach them this just in case their future wives are a little deficient in the understanding department, if you get my drift .... I would hate for them to have to suffer over- or insufficiently-risen baked goods.

Thank you for that, Sister Joanna. I have no idea what you ladies are discussing. Certainly husbands should not have to suffer from fallen cakes. But it really is best if wives master this. Men have so many responsibilities in their role of family leadership.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School

But it really is best if wives master this. Men have so many responsibilities in their role of family leadership.

Such wise words and so very true, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir. Sadly, while I have control over my own daughter's education, I cannot rely on other mothers - whose daughters might be reasonably suitable wives - to prioritize the things that really matter.

Also, my boys assure me that memorizing the difference between baking soda and baking powder takes up almost no space in their larger, male brains.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School

As a female who cooks for her Pa, I have to look at food coloring from a logical standpoint. Food coloring is used to convey a different color for something that otherwise shouldn’t be that color. Food coloring has the potential to “hide true flavor”. For instance, say you’re using orange flavored icing on top of a danish and decide to mix some blue food coloring in. People would bite into it expecting a blueberry flavor possibly and end up in shock at tasting orange flavor. Food coloring is the kitchen equivalent to gays being “in the closet” hiding who they are.

[Basilissa]

Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School

For instance, say you’re using orange flavored icing on top of a danish and decide to mix some blue food coloring in. People would bite into it expecting a blueberry flavor possibly and end up in shock at tasting orange flavor. Food coloring is the kitchen equivalent to gays being “in the closet” hiding who they are.

If you are mixing orange with blue, dear, you won't end up with a blueberry color. Instead, you'll have sort of a puke color range. I suppose that works too, to have your guests expecting a puke taste and being mildly surprised into tasting artificial orange flavoring?



Hint: Blue + yellow = green, blue + orange = puke.

[Isabella White]

Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School

As a female who cooks for her Pa, I have to look at food coloring from a logical standpoint. Food coloring is used to convey a different color for something that otherwise shouldn’t be that color. Food coloring has the potential to “hide true flavor”. For instance, say you’re using orange flavored icing on top of a danish and decide to mix some blue food coloring in. People would bite into it expecting a blueberry flavor possibly and end up in shock at tasting orange flavor. Food coloring is the kitchen equivalent to gays being “in the closet” hiding who they are.

Dear Sister Maxine: My, what a lucky father you have, being able to sample your highly-inventive culinary delights. Please don't think of me as being overly-inquisitive, Dear, but why on Earth would you want to shock someone in the first place? And, I may be wrong, but I hardly think that the taste of blueberry is going to be effective in achieving that. Might I suggest that you take a look through some of the messages in Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women? There, you might even find some help when it comes to telling the difference between baking soda and baking powder!

A blessed day to you, Dear,

[BibleReader2231]

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Dearest Isabella,

It’s not something I would personally ever do. I was just making a point about how homo it is to use artificial coloring in baking. The baker who made this young girl a rainbow cake was obviously homo and I can’t see how the mother didn’t realize it.

On a pretty unrelated note, I am now curious about the story of “the coat of many colors”. The one with Joseph. Is Israel gay for giving his favorite son a technicolor coat?

[Adam Fag]

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Secondly, why in the Sam Harris does a girl need to go to school?

I can help there. At school she can learn wood work, do an art class, play sport, learn how to talk to boys, how to do science, the names of the stars and the rules of the road. All good stuff, Jim

[Phil Ander]

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I can help there. At school she can learn wood work, do an art class, play sport, learn how to talk to boys, how to do science, the names of the stars and the rules of the road. All good stuff, Jim

Mr Fag. Did you just wake up from a coma?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Girl Buys a Rainbow Cake, Gets Kicked Out of School

It’s not something I would personally ever do.

I'm very glad to hear it! You sound like a good, God-fearing Christian girl who will make an excellent homemaker and mother and who will obey her husband in all things as the Bible requires. Speaking of which, your signature says you are 17 and unmarried. Why has your father not arranged a marriage for you? He has already wasted around four years of prime breeding time! Would you like one of our deacons to speak with him about this oversight?

On a pretty unrelated note, I am now curious about the story of “the coat of many colors”. The one with Joseph. Is Israel gay for giving his favorite son a technicolor coat?

This is an excellent question--very astute for a female! Joseph had only one wife and only two children, and he became an icon of musical theater. So, I'm sad to say, there is a distinct possibility that he was a bit slinky in his sandals. Jews! What can you do?

The country of Israel, unfortunately, promotes gay "rights." We support them because God wants us to, but we hardly agree with all of their policies--for example, why is Israel so soft on the Arabs who terrorize them and try to steal Israeli land in the West Bank?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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your signature says you are 17 and unmarried. Why has your father not arranged a marriage for you?

Pheraphs her info are stuck like that because she is too busy losing weight before finding the correct husband. Not to disrespect Christian Ladies, but i don't think that every Christian man wants to marry a woman within the average American's size.