[Elmer G. White]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

Hi there,

I am looking to meet new friends.
To answer your questions, I don't currently go to a church, and this is why I came seeking you guys. I was raised in a Protestant church with family growing up, and eventually I moved out, and went from couch to couch. Eventually I found myself as a model and didn't give much thought to God. I came to find this lifestyle very unfulfilling; it's just pictures over and over of me.

I was told to visit you guys by my agent, Lars. He said your church may give me the excitement I failed to receive from the career I picked.

I suppose my favorite verse is -

Proverbs 11:22 As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.

There's a term here in Denmark called hygge; a sense of familiarity and cosiness. I guess you could say I'm looking to hygge up to my Lord and Savior, Jesus.

As we say in Denmark; After all, if the pig stays and makes himself at home, won't you give him some slop?

P.S. I am not liberal. You might think I am one because I am Danish, but I actually detest the silly culture here.

Sincerely,
Dominique

Dear Dominaque,

It's by the Grace of Jesus that you've entered God's Favorite Forum. Now you have at least a small chance of Redemption and Salvation®. Praise Jesus.



What is this "agent" thing? Is it the Swedish word for "husband"? I surely hope so as most of the women in your God-forsaken part of the world have chosen the harlotry lifestyle.

Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Who is the senior male of your household to whom you bow and who's given you the permission to post independently on this Forum? Please tell him our regards. Have you begotten any new soldiers for Christ yet (1 Timothy 2:15)? You'll see that we are a friendly bunch albeit totally committed to Servicing the Lord (1 Thessalonians 5:17). You also have some knowledge of the American tongue! In case of emergency, there are plenty of missionaries among us who can speak the ugly Scandinavian language. Välkommen och vi hoppas att du kastar bort dina fula horanden!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

Welcome friend. I am a loss for words after your introduction. I hope God does not facepalm you.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

Hi

Welcome to the forum. The culture in Europe is even worse that in Britain or Scandinavia so I wouldn't be too bothered with the abominations you see. Other places are even worse, far worse, but the trend has been down down down for quite a while now – except where rock bottom became the new norm thirteen- or fourteen-hundred years ago. Nothing is lower than that.

Once there were unclean foods but only for specific times and places. Pig flesh was included. The relevant Scripture is in The New Testament and (for one) is addressed to Peter in Acts chapters 10 & 11 which are worth reading.

All the best,

Mitza.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

A cautious welcome to you, Dominique. This Lars fellow has sent you to the right place if it is Christian fellowship you seek and nothing on this Earth is as exciting as Jesus. However, I am somewhat concerned about your choice of occupations as well as your seemingly unsupervised life of sin. Presumably, this Lars man, the agent, sends you to the residences of men who pay to take pictures of you. I find this alarming. You seem to have no guidance from your father or a husband and you are being used for the perverted pleasure of men with cameras. This must not continue, as it is an affront to the Lord.


I am praying that you will accept Jesus into your life as your personal savior. Only through a personal relationship with Jesus may you be spared the awful fate of the fiery pit.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

As we say in Denmark; After all, if the pig stays and makes himself at home, won't you give him some slop?

In American we would say: As a ring of gold in a swine’s snout, So is a lovely woman who lacks discretion.

There's a term here in Denmark called hygge; a sense of familiarity and cosiness. I guess you could say I'm looking to hygge up to my Lord and Savior, Jesus.

In American, this sounds suspiciously like a hickey. I doubt Jesus would allow that without marriage - are you suggesting Jesus should proposition you?

[Basilissa]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

We Nords have a penchant for the unclean I'm afraid, it's been our palette for centuries. There's a sticky cheese we enjoy fermented, filled with maggots, and it comes at a steep price.

Hello Miss Maggots-Eating Aardvark. The fact that God brought you here despite your unusual culinary preferences means He may actually want to Save you! Or maybe He's just kidding and He'll throw you to Hell together with all other kinds of 2 Thessalonians 2:11-12 kinds of people:

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Who knows? Either way, a very cautious to you, dear.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

Hello and welcome, I suppose. I always thought "hygge" was something invented by the liberal media to try and make the sheer boredom of life in Denmark seem less awful.

Your nickname for me I find cute, but then we Danes appreciate unusual humor. You may also call me DomDom or Nikkie as my friends do.

I think I'll pass on that, Miss Domeguard, pending the DoF's investigations. I assume from your manner that you are not a married woman?

How are things in America? Is the Jew problem still terrible?

Not quite as bad as it was, if The Times of Israel is to be believed - note the "if" there. It's fake news, of course. Typically, they only care about dead people if they were Joos and just make up the figures to suit their own agenda.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

their own agenda.

Your link contained some rather disturbing pictures but I'd like to refer to a reference to Maimonides (in one of the photographs) had he not read his own Scriptures? The people who used his name, had they not read? Do none of them know what God promised?

Of course we know that people will deny God or reject His promises, popes, ayatollahs, orthodox patriarchs, archbishops of Canterbury and the like. Probably the Church of Denmark. It's going to be a long list so I'll cut to the res.

If Maimonides was ignorant of God's undertaking where disease is concerned why would anyone name a medical facility after him? And if he were not ignorant, if the others were as enlightened as he, why would they need a medical facility in the first place?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

I am looking to meet new friends... I don't currently go to a church

You could not have chosen a worse place if that is the case. A "Church" service in the back of an abandoned Winnebago run by a few Trump University dropouts is no match for the splendor, warmth and legitimacy of a fine Catholic Mass in a proper Cathedral. PM me for details and feel free to include your portfolio.

...this is why I came seeking you guys

Stick around the guys here and it will be the last time you come for a long while.

...from couch to couch I found myself as a model and didn't give much thought to God... church may give me the excitement I failed to receive from the car I parked.

Hayrides on your way to a menstrual hut are the big moments here and you do not get to drive. You do get a chance to have quite a few babies with odd numbers of chromosomes.

I actually detest the silly culture here.

Most reasonable folks feel the same way. If you are serious about coming into the arms of The Lord contact me directly and ignore this training squad for Juggalos that is the Landrover Baptwit Church.

If you are interested in a religious vocation I can put you in touch with our group of crack experts in Nunnery, The Lesuits. Their leader, Sister Sizzor, is on hand for her constituency 24/7 and would love to hear from you.


Bless you, my future Catholic,
Father Mo






.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

I appreciate your thoughtful response to that stuff about Juggalos insinuated for no apparent reason other than to make catholicism look better than it really is. One area of heresy is trampling down "the old" — old ideas, old popes, old revelation from God they think needs updating. Which brings us to a second heresy: ushering in "the new" — new ideas, popes and faux revelations which contradict God to His face.

Some of that is rejecting God's Creative Power as explained in The Bible, one example being the origin of life and of human life without Adam or Eve. Straightaway we hit a problem. If there was a mistake in Genesis, why did God not correct it? There would be no inherited sin and death passed down and even if Genesis was left intact (for literary reasons, say) there would be ample opportunity to update everyone in Luke, Romans, Corinthians, Timothy and Jude.

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/search.php?q=Adam&bsec=N&order=0

That did not happen. Yet popes now want us to accept that God was lying? That we evolved from little grubs? That, in other words, there was nothing for Jesus to die for because how could sin enter in if neither Adam nor Eve existed to disobey anyone or listen to serpents in the first place? Vatican pronouncements on other topics, cosmology for instance, are equally surreal. Indeed your picture reminded me of a comic character that depicts popish "trampling down the old" quite well:

[melanikoko]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

Hello, what do you think of Timothy 2:12? Because I do not allow women to teach or exercise dominion over men, but to be silent.
Blessings

[Basilissa]

Re: Greetings from Denmark

Hello, what do you think of Timothy 2:12? Because I do not allow women to teach or exercise dominion over men, but to be silent.
Blessings

Sweetie - that's very nice of you to know that verse! You should get a participation trophy for your valiant efforts.



Now, before you continue vomiting all over the forum, would you be so kind to post an introduction thread yourself? There you can tell us about yourself and about your caregivers.