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Unhappy Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 07-28-2014, 11:14 AM

Hello! I am a fellow Christian and am looking for some advice. I might post this on other places on the web, too, because I'm looking for opinions. I couldn't figure out how to do my own topic, so I hope you don't mind me replying here, since it is related to this topic. And my questions here are serious.

I am currently living alone and come from a Christian family. Lately, I have been having a hard time dealing with guilt from various things, such as not getting my homework done, not keeping my room clean, not interacting well with others, not doing chores, being late for class, etc. I have no one to talk to about my problems, and no one to punish me. I have suffered from these lowly feelings so much that I started searching online for ways to punish myself, and found information on self-spanking. I decided to try it, and just a few hits with a wooden spoon hurts my butt so badly I can hardly stand to continue. It can't work well if I can't punish myself enough, although it does help a little.



I started doing more research and discovered CDD. I had never heard about this before, even though I am from a Christian family and some of them go to Church. I have done a lot of research on it, including on this forum, and am very fascinated with the things I have found. I think I am interested in pursuing this kind of lifestyle because I think it would help me stay on the right path. However, I am 23 and have never even dated before. And now I am living alone. How can I get the severe spankings I feel that I deserve? And do I really deserve them? From reading this forum, I'm also seeing for the first time about interpretations from the Bible stating females should be spanked and live under men. I have always lived equally with the opposite sex. And as far as being spanked, I was so young when I received spankings that I cannot remember them. When I think of being spanked by someone stronger than me, being held across their lap defenseless and feeling my underwear being pulled down to expose my big, bare bottom, my stomach flutters from anxiety. And that only worsens when I imagine someone beating my butt until it's unbearable and I'm in tears. I hate and am terrified of the thoughts of being spanked, but I like the thoughts of the relief afterward that I should feel after being given that kind of punishment.



And if I were to someday finally get in a relationship, I would also like to spank my husband if I feel he is straying from the path of righteousness. That is permissible, correct?



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1.) Do I deserve a spanking? If yes, how bad of one?
2.) Where/How can I get this spanking?
3.) Any other advice?
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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 07-28-2014, 11:38 AM

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Hello! I am a fellow Christian and am looking for some advice. I might post this on other places on the web, too, because I'm looking for opinions. I couldn't figure out how to do my own topic, so I hope you don't mind me replying here, since it is related to this topic. And my questions here are serious.
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If you're 18, (said below) you should not be going to school anymore. I no longer get homeschooled, and now I dedicate myself completely to obeying my father, and serving Him.


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I have suffered from these lowly feelings so much that I started searching online for ways to punish myself, and found information on self-spanking. I decided to try it, and just a few hits with a wooden spoon hurts my butt so badly I can hardly stand to continue. It can't work well if I can't punish myself enough, although it does help a little.
Try talking to your parents about this, too. Or if they are unavailable, if you have a good True Christian male that you can trust, ask him to discipline you.




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You should be living with whichever male is in charge of you. As you do not have a husband, you should be living with your father. I shudder to think what I would do without a male to tell me what to do. I would just be so confused.





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Oh no, dear. It would be up to your husband to spank you, not the other way around! As a woman, we must remember that our minds are much more sinful (remember eve) and we more easily fall into the path of sin. If you start disciplining your husband, satan could twist your mind, and you'll start spanking him for obeying God. No. Your husband should be the one in charge of discipline.





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Your father.



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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 07-28-2014, 11:56 PM

I dislike college very much, but I am not seeing another option right now. My parents both live on Disability, and cannot support me. I haven't even found a potential spouse yet to support me, and am worried that I never will. The only thing I can do is get an education and find a good job. My parents encourage it. I am also very unhappy living with my parents for reasons I cannot discuss here, and I am overseas right now as an exchange student. And I wasn't completely obedient to my father anyway. If he told me to do something I didn't want to do, I would laugh and say, “I do what I want!”. He didn't like it. So him being in a different country, too, means there is no male in charge of me now.



I don't have a good True Christian male over here that I have met yet to discipline me. I don't really know anyone here yet except just a few people. Any other options? But if I did, that would be the acceptable answer? Not just any male willing to discipline me? And I also read somewhere that females have big buttocks so that they can be spanked. I guess that must be true . . .



So what would happen to my husband if he started getting off of the path of righteousness if I cannot try to correct it? Does another Christian male spank him? And a husband (or boyfriend?) only spanks his wife if she actually sins, right? Not just for things like forgetting to pay the bills? If it's for any mistake, I would never be able to sit down . . .



“Yes, and bad enough to keep you on the path of Christ”. How bad is that? Crying and in a world of pain from a paddle, or just a few welts from a spoon? I was hoping I didn't deserve one and I was worrying for nothing. I am so scared of being spanked, and I know I won't endure it well. I don't want my butt to be hurt!




I'm sorry for so many questions! I really do appreciate your help! This discipline and female stuff is all new to me.
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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 08-08-2014, 07:20 PM

You obviously need to find yourself a Christian husband who can provide the discipline that you so desperately need.
A woman is not supposed to be living on her own with out a male guardian. In fact that is an abomination in the eyes of our lord.
I wouldn't be surprised is Satan is already filling your head with sinful thoughts. In fact, a woman in your position should be considered a witch and a whore of Satan.

If your soul is to be saved, you need some harsh Christian domestic discipline. You can either suffer the whip of god ore you can burn in Hell for all eternity.
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Please don't encourage self-rape among the atheists. We are trying to Save this man, not encourage him to continue to embrace his sinful, deviant lifestyle. Keep in mind the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty Himself knows and watches everything. Do you really think He wants to watch this sinner's face scrunch and wriggle during the moment of truth, knowing his seed has been wasted without the slightest empathy for the loss of life? Again?


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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 08-09-2014, 02:28 PM

Please forgive my foul tongue sister Mary. I spoke in anger. It was not my intent to encourage any kind of perversion.

I will whip myself 20 times for this.


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Please forgive my foul tongue sister Mary. I spoke in anger. It was not my intent to encourage any kind of perversion.

I will whip myself 20 times for this.
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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 08-10-2014, 11:26 AM

But how else can we show true repentance for our sins?


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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 08-10-2014, 11:44 AM

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But how else can we show true repentance for our sins?
Dear Crusader. A worthy question. The answer, as you probably expected, lies within the pages of the Good Book!

Jonah 3:6-9
For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered [him] with sackcloth, and sat in ashes. And he caused [it] to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water: But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that [is] in their hands. Who can tell [if] God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?


That is the proper way: fasting, ashes, mighty cries of repentance and anguish, sackcloth! Not the un-Christian cat lick wizardry!

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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 08-10-2014, 11:56 AM

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But how else can we show true repentance for our sins?
You show genuine sorrow for your sins (2 Corinthians 7:9 among others), and you don't do them any more (James 4:17 for example).



Let's say you like putting things in your bottom for sexual gratification (crazy, but there are people out there that do this). You know it's wrong (1 Corinthians 6:18) and you feel plumb awful about it so you ask God to forgive you for shoving things up your wazoo.

BOOM!

You're all good!



But danged if the next day you aren't putting a zucchini in your kiester, so you ask for forgiveness again, and then the following day it's an ice cream scoop and then a hairbrush and then a 2D MagLite and etc. etc.



That's not genuine repentance, and I won't feel a single bit of pity when I'm up in Heaven laughing along with Jesus (Psalms 59:8) at all the people burning in Hell just because just HAD to put things in their behind.

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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 08-10-2014, 12:08 PM

Well I doubt I would enjoy putting anything up my butt. I do however enjoy having my wife performing *** potty language removed *** on me after punishing her. Is that a sin?


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Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
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Well I doubt I would enjoy putting anything up my butt. I do however enjoy having my wife performing *** potty language removed *** on me after punishing her. Is that a sin?
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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 08-10-2014, 12:13 PM

Well I am sorry if my question bothers you, but could you at least give me an answer?


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Default Re: Christian Domestic Discipline - 08-10-2014, 12:19 PM

So please explain to me why "mouth rape" is a sin.


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So please explain to me why "mouth rape" is a sin.
Are you honestly saying that if a deviant holds down his young victim and forces his penile member into their mouth in a way that can only be described as repeatedly and thorough that that is not fornication and a sin?

Have you even read the Bible(1611)?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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