For the last time, I don't know if Dr. Laurie in rehab for a farmville addiction, or if she's hiding away an out-of-wedlock pregnancy, or what. I don't want to hear about it anymore. NO MORE GOSSIP!
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Please no more gossip about Dr. Laurie
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Re: Please no more gossip about Dr. Laurie
I wasn't gossipping, I was just saying that a friend of my hairdresser heard she's addicted to Pepsi. And that she snorts it, for some reason. Is it some new form of nasal sex?#forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!
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This is like that rumor that Dr Laurie was having Anne Coulter's kid. Absolutely absurd. The kind of lies from the LAMEstream media that want to cover up all the people Obama has had murdered.
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Well, she's NOT pregnant, so stop looking at me. Maybe she had an accident with her Sacred Life Sperm Bank. I am a generous benifactor of that institution. Look, if the baby comes out fat that proves nothing, she's fat too.Founder and CEO of Trickle-Down Charities™, LLC.
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Look, so what if there's a video on youporn claiming to be Trent and Laurie having sex, the thing is so low-definition someone could have just taken stock footage of walruses mating and then dubbed over the soundtrack with some woopie-cushion work.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View PostLook, so what if there's a video on youporn claiming to be Trent and Laurie having sex, the thing is so low-definition someone could have just taken stock footage of walruses mating and then dubbed over the soundtrack with some woopie-cushion work.
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Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostI agree, this is no more valid that those badly forged gay sex videos claiming to be of Pastor Zeke. The problem with the internet is it is anyone can pretend to be anything they want. Something that just turns my TRUE Christian™ stomach.
And I'd like to deny the nasty rumor that Dr. Laurie is the one who set fire to my basement in an attempt to escape from a bear. There was no fire!
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAmen to THAT!
And I'd like to deny the nasty rumor that Dr. Laurie is the one who set fire to my basement in an attempt to escape from a bear. There was no fire!
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Thank you for complying. I logged on today with the fear that I would see several thread speculating on lurid tales of Dr. Laurie's college lesbianism.
There are no so such tales, and thank you for not looking for them/making them up.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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