[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

I'm so sorry, dear. That wasn't Jesus who answered your prayer. He's ignoring you (John 9:31; Jeremiah 11:14; Isaiah 1:15; Jeremiah 7:16). This bit of good fortune was clearly Satan who is luring you into His Unholy Lair. If you'll forgive my using the parlance of today's youth, you my friend, are Satan's Bitch.

Well I'll donate to my church and sacrifice a chicken for Satan then at the very least if it was Satan I should at least appease him with a blood sacrifice.

Lol if it was Satan maybe he isn't so much of a bad deity after all if he's willing to help with my probation fees.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by HisNoodlyAppendage2

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I have no idea what you were trying to show with those links. That Jesus never existed and was deluded at the same time? One of them had a nice starry background which was appropriate so let's have a look at that one.

Mary.….could have just told a big lie and started Christianity. She would have had to tell Jesus that he was the son of God to keep the lie going, so he grew up really believing God was his father.….This inspired him and connected him to the collective unconscious

Your idea seems to be that since The Bible is wrong about Jesus we need to read The Bible to find out the truth about Jesus who never actually existed. At least not in the form described in The Bible. This segues into another topic: the Criterion of Multiple Attestation.

You are presenting a Jesus who wanders about in some deluded state, fed lies which are perpetuated by Mary and I guess by Joseph or perhaps Jesus was deaf? People having mistaken ideas about their own parentage get suggestions from many sources, especially as they're growing up. Not only does The Bible confirm that popular opinion but there are multiple attestations to the fact. This is called a double whammy.

MARK 6 .KJV . look up .. context
3 Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary, the brother of James, and Joses, and of Juda, and Simon? and are not his sisters here with us? And they were offended at him.


MATTHEW 13 .KJV . look up
55-56a Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, are they not all with us?


JOHN 6 .KJV . look up
41-42 The Jews then murmured at him, because he said, I am the bread which came down from heaven. And they said, Is not this Jesus, the son of Joseph, whose father and mother we know? how is it then that he saith, I came down from heaven?

All together these are pretty consistent testimonies to what was said about the parents, and brothers and sisters, of Jesus. I've highlighted the place in John where it's even made clear that such comments WERE addressed to Him. This is a man in His 30's by the way; that's three decades of comments from the group mind which you will recall Jesus was supposed to channel to perform miracles. To support such a claim it would be needed to show how the group mind.—.I am not claiming that any such thing exists but it is a central tenet in this piece.—.can restore life to humans perceived as dead.

There are two angles in the secularist world on this subject and although Christians reject both of them that doesn't mean we don't know what they are. Firstly there's the supra-consciousness paradigm which arises flamelike from the meagre coals of individual consciousness in a group setting. The idea seems to be that the magnetic field surrounding a brain communicates with other brains by modulating the geomagnetic field perhaps akin to a radio signal modulating a carrier wave. The signal remains weak but does not deteriorate and upon arrival can be integrated into the other brains by an undescribed process. Several could be suggested but none have been so we are right to reject this approach.

A second angle takes the opposite approach. Humans, they say, have a unique consciousness deriving from the cerebral cortex which enables us to reflect on our own behaviour. "Wow!" such a secularist may say, "Did I just do that?" and then obsess over why for an extended period possibly writing a few books about how when we encounter our own instincts it seems like a higher power reaching into our lives but in reality is nothing more than all the other brain activity manifesting from reflexes or the limbic system or something. Again, the word something is critical here and we are right to reject the infra-consciousness paradigm too.

I can't be bothered to cover any more of that. A single example explains why ..well, to any rational person but woo-meisters are not rational are they.

page 207

The story: The resurrection story comes from just one place, Paul, and he was not even there, so he could have just made it up to help make the new religion he was promoting more successful.

..and before you die laughing I'll just link to the sources: Matthew 28, Mark 16, Luke 24, John 20 and Luke again. When people abandon belief in God they don't believe nothing. They'll believe anything.

[Esther B.]

Sister Mary, do you have an updates on your daughter?

[Dana723]

As I was perusing the forum, I came across this post and wondered to myself if your daughter ever, um, well...did she...I mean, could she have...well?

[BrotherLarry]

I was just wondering how the baby is myself.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Good grief, why is it so hard for some people to understand there is no baby! My daughter was never pregnant?!? To accuse her of ever having been pregnant is to accuse Jesus Christ the Lord thy God of lying! Do you think He doesn't see your posts?!?



Why would anyone want to accuse Jesus of being a big, fat, liar? Such an offense deserves an eternity in Hell, where you won't get to giggle at the poor mother struggling with a rebellious, prideful, stupid cow of a child. In Hell you won't get to gossip about people, not even Jesus, because you'll be so busy screaming and thrashing around that the Lake of Fire will look like a giant Vitamix Blender with all the commotion. Who wants to be the gunk swirling around the Vitamix Blender of Hell when you can spend eternity standing with Jesus and laughing at those too stupid to trust Him?

[BrotherLarry]

Of course Sister Mary. One only has to look at the facts of this situation to come up with the correct conclusion*. How thoughtless of us to even bring it up.






*The conclusion you gave us, that is.

[Esther B.]

Mary, does your last post mean that your daughter has started bleeding again? I did some math and discovered that the amount of time that has passed since you said that your daughter stopped bleeding is longer than an average pregnancy. Therefore, she can't be pregnant.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Esther B.

Mary, does your last post mean that your daughter has started bleeding again? I did some math and discovered that the amount of time that has passed since you said that your daughter stopped bleeding is longer than an average pregnancy. Therefore, she can't be pregnant.

Dearest Esther, if Sister Mary said that her daughter was not pregnant, that means she was not pregnant, period. Please stop gossiping, and don't concern yourself with math - leave subjects like that to the men, they are good at it.

[Esther B.]

Oh my, I seem to have failed to have gotten my point across. My point was that since more than 10 months have passed since Mary's daughter stopped bleeding, it's clear that there was never any pregnancy to begin with.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Esther B.

there was never any pregnancy to begin with.

EXACTLY.




And thank you, dear. Your kindness is appreciated.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

I'll just trust Mrs. Etheldreda's judgment on this one; if she has prayed to God and she knows there was never a pregnancy, there wasn't any. We're women, so at least I am still sinfully tempted to gossip occasionally but we really shouldn't because Proverbs 16:28 says that a "forward man soweth strife and a whisperer seperateth chief friends", Proverbs 6:16-17 says "These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven [are] an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood" and James 4:11 says "speak not evil one of another, brethren. he that speaketh evil of [his] brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.".

[Phalanx]

So she didn't have a baby? Are you sure she didn't sneak out for a Dusting and Cleaning?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Phalanx

So she didn't have a baby? Are you sure she didn't sneak out for a Dusting and Cleaning?

How rude 😡. Side boards receive a dusting and cleaning. What are you trying to say?

This sideways talk is typical of you Atheisticals. You seem to think it is amusing to come to God’s Favourite Forum as ride roughshod over our most cherished beliefs.

What gives you the right to doubt a True Christians™ opinion? Everyone is entitled to their opinion but I have to tell you buster the only opinion that matters is Jesus’.

So are you calling Jesus a liar? A True Christian™ follows the Bible(KJV1611) to the last letter: so we know that whatever Sister Mary says is exactly what the Bible(KJV1611) i.e. Jesus says.

I suppose you think Jesus didn’t mean all of the core fundementals of Christianity such as Leviticus 20:13 or 2 Chronicles 15:13.

Why are you so hateful? People like you make me want to puke my guts up 🤮 You belong in the Lake of Fire with all the dogs and wizards 😠.

All the best

YIC

[James Hutchins]

A simple reason a females period is possibly late. They do not own a watch. Now, I am sure you think I am just a stupid Country Christian and do not understand all of this. Let me assure as a man with more daughters than fingers and thumbs, I know way more than I wish.


I have two simple rules.

A Hutchins girl only goes on dates when she is emitting 'that smell'. This ensures if she is raped, she will not have a illegitimate Christian child.
A watch. On the arm of a chaperone. I'll often use one of the simple minded big blackies. I train them using the big blackies jigaboo daughter. I show them where my daughter is not to be touched and then I show the darkie what to do, an 8 ounce ball peen hammer is plenty adequate. After all, I might like the young man and I do not want my daughter to be severely disfigured and scare him away.

[BrotherLarry]

In a holy home, nothing but holiness can exist. We all know just how holy the Etheldreda home is.