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Praise Jesus in all His glory! The perversity of the modern sinner knows no boundary, but God is putting His foot down on one particularly vile group of heathens: Vampires!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ns/3637391002/





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Two people were infected with HIV likely when they got "vampire facials" at a now-closed New Mexico spa, and the statehealth department is now offering free testing for the spa's former clients.
Notice that it says "likely," not "definitely." This is a tacit admission that persons likely to bathe in blood are also likely to engage in anal sex and share drug needles.


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The New Mexico Department of Health said it was investigating two cases of HIV infection among clients of the VIP Spa, which closed in September after officials found that it could potentially be spreading blood-borne diseases such as HIV or hepatitis.
See how they usurp the prerogatives of the Creator? Jesus is a Very Important Person, not these diseased, Satanic fiends!


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The health department said this week that it had not found any potential exposures for the two people with HIV other than their injection-related procedures at VIP Spa.
Or the wrath of God.


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"Additional laboratory testing on specimens from the two clients indicates recent infection with the same HIV virus – increasing the likelihood that the two HIV infections may have resulted from a procedure at the VIP spa," state health officials said in a statement.
If they'd spent less time on laboratory testing and more time on reading the scriptures, maybe this wouldn't have happened. Science is the Antichrist!


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A "vampire facial" is a treatment in which a person's blood is isolated to obtain platelet-rich plasma, then injected into that person's skin using a microneedling process.
Here we see the inevitable results of "my body, my choice." If a woman can execute a fetus because it is part of "her" body, not its own, then why shouldn't she be able to reinject "her" unborn, stem cell-rich blood into her skin? What's next on the slippery slope? Women giving birth and then using the newborns as prostitutes because its still attached to the mother and is therefore "her" body? This is what Planned Parenthood ultimately wants. Remember, that body doesn't belong to the mother, or to the baby. It belongs to God (1 Corinthians 6:15)!


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The "facial" gained popularity after celebrities such as Kim Kardashian shared their experiences with the trendy treatment. However, Kardashian has since said she regretted getting it because of the pain, according to allure.com.
Anyone taking the advice of this baboon-rumped, race-mixing, attention whoring skank is just asking to get thrown into Hell. God, in His infinite grace, clearly sought to chasten Kardashian by inflicting this punishment upon her (Job 33:19). Apparently she has chosen not to heed Him. I look forward to her death and damnation.


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The two people who were infected with HIV received treatments with injections at the spa between May and September 2018, the health department said.
Now what was it that happened during that time that made God so angry? Was it Prince Harry's marriage to a negress? Maybe Saudi Arabia letting women drive? Could it have been Buddhists using black magic to free those kids from that cave? I don't know, but the Lord knows all (1 John 3:20).


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In September, spa owner Luly Ruiz toldAlbuquerque's KOAT-TVthat she used only disposable needles. "I open them in front of my clients every time they come," Ruiz said at the time.
Interesting. Let us recall an earlier statement:
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The health department said this week that it had not found any potential exposures for the two people with HIV other than their injection-related procedures at VIP Spa.
This leaves us with but one explanation. Think about it. A patient without HIV is injected with an unused, sterile needle. A closed system with no scientific possibility of HIV infection, and yet it happens anyway, not once, but twice. There's a word for this: a miracle. Nothing but God could have given these women AIDs.


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State health officials are now offering free testing for HIV and hepatitis B and C for any former clients of the spa. "While over 100 VIP Spa clients have already been tested, NMDOH is reaching out to ensure that testing and counseling services are available for individuals who received injection related services at the VIP Spa," Kathy Kunkel, the health departments' cabinet secretary, said in a statement.
There are hundreds of vampires in the state of New Mexico alone, that's the main takeaway from this article.


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"Testing is important for everyone as there are effective treatments for HIV and many hepatitis infections."
Correct, there is:





Praise Jesus!


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: God Smites Vampire Freaks with the Gay Plague! - 05-01-2019, 09:20 PM

Brother Dennis, I did see this in the news and marveled at unsaved people's stupidity. I mean, with snake oil at least there's some logic to it (supposedly magical substance + sick patient -> healthy patient), but sucking off one's own blood only to pump it right back? Where's the magical substance which is supposed to do the trick?

Well, people who are so unbelievably dumb to actually subject themselves to these vampire facial treatments, truly deserve the hives. Let's just hope that our Merciful God kills them before they pollute our human gene pool by having equally retarded babies.
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Default Re: God Smites Vampire Freaks with the Gay Plague! - 05-02-2019, 05:04 PM

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Praise Jesus in all His glory! The perversity of the modern sinner knows no boundary, but God is putting His foot down on one particularly vile group of heathens: Vampires!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ns/3637391002/





Notice that it says "likely," not "definitely." This is a tacit admission that persons likely to bathe in blood are also likely to engage in anal sex and share drug needles.


See how they usurp the prerogatives of the Creator? Jesus is a Very Important Person, not these diseased, Satanic fiends!


Or the wrath of God.


If they'd spent less time on laboratory testing and more time on reading the scriptures, maybe this wouldn't have happened. Science is the Antichrist!


Here we see the inevitable results of "my body, my choice." If a woman can execute a fetus because it is part of "her" body, not its own, then why shouldn't she be able to reinject "her" unborn, stem cell-rich blood into her skin? What's next on the slippery slope? Women giving birth and then using the newborns as prostitutes because its still attached to the mother and is therefore "her" body? This is what Planned Parenthood ultimately wants. Remember, that body doesn't belong to the mother, or to the baby. It belongs to God (1 Corinthians 6:15)!


Anyone taking the advice of this baboon-rumped, race-mixing, attention whoring skank is just asking to get thrown into Hell. God, in His infinite grace, clearly sought to chasten Kardashian by inflicting this punishment upon her (Job 33:19). Apparently she has chosen not to heed Him. I look forward to her death and damnation.


Now what was it that happened during that time that made God so angry? Was it Prince Harry's marriage to a negress? Maybe Saudi Arabia letting women drive? Could it have been Buddhists using black magic to free those kids from that cave? I don't know, but the Lord knows all (1 John 3:20).


Interesting. Let us recall an earlier statement:
This leaves us with but one explanation. Think about it. A patient without HIV is injected with an unused, sterile needle. A closed system with no scientific possibility of HIV infection, and yet it happens anyway, not once, but twice. There's a word for this: a miracle. Nothing but God could have given these women AIDs.


There are hundreds of vampires in the state of New Mexico alone, that's the main takeaway from this article.


Correct, there is:





Praise Jesus!
have you not seen pictures of where the whore kardasian asked flashed out signs of the horn in her pictures with her fellow depraved godless members in the evil Hellywood. The good news that they don't know is that Jesus has overcome the world a long time ago and very mockery of God is just making easy pass to hell


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have you not seen pictures of where the whore kardasian asked flashed out signs of the horn in her pictures with her fellow depraved godless members in the evil Hellywood. The good news that they don't know is that Jesus has overcome the world a long time ago and very mockery of God is just making easy pass to hell
The Kardashians are truly a wicked clan. They're Armenians, so they're practically Arabs. Kim is a vampire (Leviticus 7:27) and a porn star (Colossians 3:5). All her sisters are perverted sluts too (1 Corinthians 6:18) and also stupid (Proverbs 1:32). Bruce Jenner is a degenerate tranny (Deuteronomy 22:5, Deuteronomy 23:1). The mother is a social-climbing wretch (Ecclesiastes 5:10). Their father Robert helped O.J. Simpson get away with murder (Exodus 20:16, Psalms 109:2). The Kardashians are all vain exhibitionists (Proverbs 16:18, Proverbs 21:4). Jesus truly hates them with a burning fury and will destroy them without mercy when He decides their time is at an end (2 Thessalonians 2:8, Ezekiel 25:17).



Oh Lord, please let it be soon!


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: God Smites Vampire Freaks with the Gay Plague! - 05-06-2019, 11:48 PM

I hate to break it to you guys, but Vampire Facials are to help your skin. HIV is not the gay plague, it can happen to Hetrosexual couples to.
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I hate to break it to you guys, but Vampire Facials are to help your skin.
God commands us to abstain from blood (Acts 15:20). Also, the procedure is not to HELP your skin, it is to make your skin LOOK better, which is not only vanity (Proverbs 31:30), it is sluttishness (1 Corinthians 6:18).

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HIV is not the gay plague, it can happen to Hetrosexual couples to.
Because they share needles with homosexuals or Africans. God hates dopeheads too (1 Corinthians 6:19-20).


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1 Samuel 2:3.


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I hate to break it to you guys, but Vampire Facials are to help your skin. HIV is not the gay plague, it can happen to Hetrosexual couples to.
You need the training we provide here at Landover Baptist to see through Satan's lies. Read this link and you will learn "Vampire Facials" are what the name implies. They use blood to treat a person who claims he/she has some ailment. It is exactly the kind of treatment Satan would talk people into and what God will smite when he gets angry.

https://www.allure.com/story/vampire-facial


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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The Kardashians are truly a wicked clan. They're Armenians, so they're practically Arabs. Kim is a vampire (Leviticus 7:27) and a porn star (Colossians 3:5). All her sisters are perverted sluts too (1 Corinthians 6:18) and also stupid (Proverbs 1:32). Bruce Jenner is a degenerate tranny (Deuteronomy 22:5, Deuteronomy 23:1). The mother is a social-climbing wretch (Ecclesiastes 5:10). Their father Robert helped O.J. Simpson get away with murder (Exodus 20:16, Psalms 109:2). The Kardashians are all vain exhibitionists (Proverbs 16:18, Proverbs 21:4). Jesus truly hates them with a burning fury and will destroy them without mercy when He decides their time is at an end (2 Thessalonians 2:8, Ezekiel 25:17).



Oh Lord, please let it be soon!


Let's also not ignore the fact that the Kardashian socialites rather indulging in jungle fever relationships than with Jesus Christ!















To think they would offer their dowries and wanton cooters to the bestial nigra appetite. What does the Bible have to say about such blasphemous coitus?


Deuteronomy 22:10
Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.




There is a certain oxen look about the Kardashian clan, am I right? And who could argue that nigra rappers are the biggest asses on the face of God's Earth? No, this is not a mingling I can endorse. To think of all that moneys being spent in sin and luxury, rather than Jesus.
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The perversity of the modern sinner knows no boundary, but God is putting His foot down on one particularly vile group of heathens: Vampires!..they usurp the prerogatives of the Creator..If they'd spent less time on laboratory testing and more time on reading the scriptures, maybe this wouldn't have happened. Science is the Antichrist!
Antichrist is as Antichrist does. At every step the advance of science has opposed God. From the earliest propositions of Pythagoreans to the ravings of CERN proponents a combination of a priori principles and reliance on observation enabled Him to be set aside and a substitute constructed, slowly at first, then growing as ideas were communicated. One of the ideas is for people to make observations themselves, form their own opinions and then compare notes with others. New observations could be proposed to test the explanations offered by making predictions and seeing how they stacked up.

Stack up against one another, that is. Not according to God. He made the universe, knows how everything works, has told us really quite a lot of facts but did these whackjobs ever listen? No. They came up then with alternative facts directly contradicting God. Not augmenting what He said with a demonstration of a truth. Flat out contradicting Him.


HERETICAL SOURCE 1: https://mathcs.clarku.edu/~djoyce/java/elements/elements.html
HERETICAL SOURCE 2: http://sci.esa.int/euclid/

This is the spirit of anti Christ. A spirit fought against for so long, thousands of years, so many murderedand let's face it, these people knew what they were doing when they sought to prop up their false beliefsmurdered for lies and deception and poverty and hunger and misery. There has always been an answer for these horrors, an answer any Christian will tell you lies in Christ. Vampires couldn't care less. AIDS? Hep. C? Ebola? Leprosy? God knows all about that.

Heresy looks Him in the eye and says "No!"

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