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  • #16
    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

    Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
    What evidence do you have that the picture is photoshopped? I'll answer the question for you. None. Quit making a fool of yourself.
    Firstly I would like to say I apologise for my original query of your choice to bring this picture into the thread, apparently I was judging the action without taking your reputation in to account.

    Anyway, I think if you research further you will find such an event - these two gentlemen appearing in public wearing seemingly women's underwear - never happened. Also I believe if you look closer you will see clear signs of photoshopping.
    READ THE BIBLE

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    • #17
      Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

      Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
      Anyway, I think if you research further you will find such an event - these two gentlemen appearing in public wearing seemingly women's underwear - never happened. Also I believe if you look closer you will see clear signs of photoshopping.
      That's exactly what the Jews and the liberal media want you to believe.

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      • #18
        Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

        Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
        Anyway, I think if you research further you will find such an event - these two gentlemen appearing in public wearing seemingly women's underwear - never happened. Also I believe if you look closer you will see clear signs of photoshopping.
        I have a quote for you: M't:13:15: For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

        And the next verse is for Brother Hatchet, M't:13:16: But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear.


        Amen


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        • #19
          Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

          Gentlemen, I invite you to view this picture:
          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-22-2008, 01:44 AM. Reason: oversized photoshopped image deleted
          READ THE BIBLE

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          • #20
            Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

            Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
            Gentlemen, I invite you to view this picture:
            The photo you posted was over sized and you had clearly photoshopped it to add pants. You obviously take us for idiots.

            Expect infraction points for any future such episodes.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

              I do apologise for posting an image that was too big, but it really wasn't photoshopped. I invite users to google "KJV1611 Bible". on google images and find both pictures, the pants one and the panties one, and rationally compare as to which one they think is real. I don't think for one moment any of you seriously believe what you are saying about this image.

              But back to the more pressing issue of the thread, the judges shouldn't be discriminated against because of where God chose to have them live, there is nothing in the bible about white Americans being superior or anything like that. Suggesting America is God's favourite country is also not a valid argument. America has a seperation of church and state - the state doesn't even support christ using its political powers! It has been the victim of many disasters... It is economically falling behind China.. Norway is the country with the highest standard of living in the world, Japan the richest in terms of individuals.
              Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-22-2008, 02:22 AM. Reason: blathering deleted
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              • #22
                Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

                2 Samuel 22:21
                The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

                2 Chronicles 15:7
                Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

                Psalm 31:23
                O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

                The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. God has Blessed us over all other nations.

                Rich japs? Please! They live in rabbit hutches and live on rat meat and a half cup of cold rice every day.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

                  THERE'S A GODDAMN FOREIGNER ON THEIR "JURY" AS WELL! Friends, I can honestly say I would NEVER take part in such an abomination.

                  Oh, and let me guess: this one is photoshopped as well? Is it? Huh ?





                  Hah.

                  A Tranny.

                  Guess what:



                  No comment.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • #24
                    Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

                    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                    Japan the richest in terms of individuals.
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                    • #25
                      Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

                      Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                      If someone made a crude photoshopped image of two landover pastors in a homosexual position with each other, would it stand as evidence that landover secretly wants everyone to be gay, if i then found it on a google search?
                      Friend, you can toss about all the terrorist threats you like, but disgusting pictures like this one prove nothing!
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                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #26
                        Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post


                        Hah.

                        A Tranny.

                        Guess what:



                        No comment.
                        They are doing it with each other and a dog at the same time?


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                        • #27
                          Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

                          Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                          They are doing it with each other and a dog at the same time?
                          Your words not mine, friend. But I wouldn't put it past Simon Cowell to be honest. He's a Brit pretending to be an American. Nuff said.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • #28
                            Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

                            @ Wide-Open

                            "THERE'S A GODDAMN FOREIGNER ON THEIR "JURY" AS WELL!"

                            God did not damn anything. Are you sure you are a True Christian?
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • #29
                              Re: American Idol: A Satanic Plot

                              Originally posted by NanoPlinket View Post
                              God did not damn anything.
                              Like this?

                              Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

                              Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

                              Matthew 23:14 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.

                              Just to mention few.

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