Yes, brethren, it has come to this. News has come in of the sinister plot by so-called British sand nigras and dot heads to invade our shores and wreak pestilence on the Godless. Of course, I am wearing the armour of the LORD so I will be safe behind the blood of Jesus but I am worried about how much it is going to stink when the atheists and vile Catholics start to fester in the streets.
However, I'm sure I will be in Heaven with Jesus by then during the Rapture, so I guess I will be able to sit with a cool beer watching them all popping into existence in Hell and laugh and sing songs of praise along with Moses and Abraham who converted to True Christianity as soon as they found out about Jesus.
GLORY.
However, I'm sure I will be in Heaven with Jesus by then during the Rapture, so I guess I will be able to sit with a cool beer watching them all popping into existence in Hell and laugh and sing songs of praise along with Moses and Abraham who converted to True Christianity as soon as they found out about Jesus.
GLORY.
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