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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-29-2012, 08:10 PM
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Are saying Satan would not stoop to sending demonic anal rapists to anal rape people (most likely young youths)?
And of all people Pastor Zeke is the least likely target of demonic anal rape 
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Where in the Bible are these "anal rapist demons" mentioned?
Have you been anally raped as you seem to believe in them?
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-29-2012, 08:42 PM
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Where in the Bible are these "anal rapist demons" mentioned?
Have you been anally raped as you seem to believe in them?
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What do you care, godmocker? 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-29-2012, 08:50 PM
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Where in the Bible are these "anal rapist demons" mentioned?
Have you been anally raped as you seem to believe in them?
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Do you deny that anal sex happens in strict contravention of Leviticus 20:13?
Wake up and smell the coffee
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-29-2012, 10:24 PM
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Do you deny that anal sex happens in strict contravention of Leviticus 20:13?
Wake up and smell the coffee
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Why are you changing the subject? Do you express your anal sex needs through "demons"?
Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-29-2012, 10:33 PM
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Why are you changing the subject?...
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He's not changing the subject. He's trying to explain some very basic concepts to you.
The Bible tells him that everything bad that happens to people (like anal sex, disease, anal sex, madness, anal sex, abortion, anal sex, tax hikes, anal sex, socialized medicine, anal sex, and anal sex) is because of demons. Everything good that happens to people (like when the Flood wiped out all of humanity except for eight people on a boat, and the genocides of the Ammelekites, Ammonites, Medianites, etc.) is because of God.
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...Do you express your anal sex needs through "demons"?
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Why, do you?
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-29-2012, 11:47 PM
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He's not changing the subject. He's trying to explain some very basic concepts to you.
The Bible tells him that everything bad that happens to people (like anal sex, disease, anal sex, madness, anal sex, abortion, anal sex, tax hikes, anal sex, socialized medicine, anal sex, and anal sex) is because of demons. Everything good that happens to people (like when the Flood wiped out all of humanity except for eight people on a boat, and the genocides of the Ammelekites, Ammonites, Medianites, etc.) is because of God.
Why, do you?
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By demons or people possessed by demons? I still couldn't find any mentioning of demons that anally rape you.
Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-30-2012, 12:15 AM
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By demons or people possessed by demons? I still couldn't find any mentioning of demons that anally rape you.
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No mention of the internet (or computers in general, either). Are you now going to deny that they exist? 
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-30-2012, 11:05 AM
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No mention of the internet (or computers in general, either). Are you now going to deny that they exist? |
Computers are tangible. I don't find anal demons very tangible.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-30-2012, 12:04 PM
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Computers are tangible. I don't find anal demons very tangible.
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Hello Ignorant Buttmunch. I had to look up what tangible means it means that you can touch something. I agree with you that you can touch a computer. I then looked up demons and they are evil spirits. I do not think you can touch a spirit.
Just because you can not touch something does not mean it does not exist. You can not touch a neurocognitive deficit but I promise you it is a very real thing.
Thank you.
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Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-30-2012, 12:40 PM
The point was that non tangible things, can't rape you.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-30-2012, 04:24 PM
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The point was that non tangible things, can't rape you.
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Who are you kidding?
You're raping me right now with your lies there sad fellow.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-30-2012, 06:22 PM
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Who are you kidding?
You're raping me right now with your lies there sad fellow. |
That's horrible. I apologize.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-30-2012, 06:31 PM
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Computers are tangible. I don't find anal demons very tangible.
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tan·gi·ble [tan-juh-buh l] Show IPA
adjective
1. capable of being touched; discernible by the touch; material or substantial.
2. real or actual, rather than imaginary or visionary: the tangible benefits of sunshine.
3. definite; not vague or elusive: no tangible grounds for suspicion.
4. (of an asset) having actual physical existence, as real estate or chattels, and therefore capable of being assigned a value in monetary terms.
from: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tangible
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So if you personally have never seen/felt something, they aren't real?
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-31-2012, 12:06 AM
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That's horrible. I apologize.
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Why don't you apologize to Jesus instead of your fag boyfriend?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-31-2012, 01:30 PM
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Why don't you apologize to Jesus instead of your fag boyfriend? |
Do you want to marry me?
Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
12-31-2012, 01:56 PM
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Do you want to marry me?
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Please stop trying it on with Pastor Zeke. He is engaged to Daisy Mae and no doubt soon to be wed.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
01-01-2013, 06:50 AM
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Please stop trying it on with Pastor Zeke. He is engaged to Daisy Mae and no doubt soon to be wed.
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To be wed to me! He can't resist me over Daisy Mae.
Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
01-01-2013, 07:03 AM
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To be wed to me! He can't resist me over Daisy Mae.
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I am not interested in committing sodomy with you. Just because I was Blessed with rock hard abs and a body that never quits and the same blond hair and blue eyes as Jesus, it doesn't follow that I want to sodomize you. Take a number, grab a magazine, and have a seat, because it's going to be a long wait.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
07-29-2020, 05:27 PM
Glory!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Demons Can Rape You And Turn You Queer! -
07-29-2020, 06:20 PM
I believe it is appropriate to give credit where credit is due. It was our own Pastor Ezekiel who recommended Dr. Stella Immanuel to our Godly President. 
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A Houston doctor who praises hydroxychloroquine and says that face masks aren’t necessary to stop transmission of the highly contagious coronavirus has become a star on the right-wing internet, garnering tens of millions of views on Facebook on Monday alone. Donald Trump Jr. declared the video of Stella Immanuel a “must watch,” while Donald Trump himself retweeted the video.
Before Trump and his supporters embrace Immanuel’s medical expertise, though, they should consider other medical claims Immanuel has made—including those about alien DNA and the physical effects of having sex with witches and demons in your dreams.
Immanuel, a pediatrician and a religious minister, has a history of making bizarre claims about medical topics and other issues. She has often claimed that gynecological problems like cysts and endometriosis are in fact caused by people having sex in their dreams with demons and witches.
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After reading the above article in the Daily Beast, Dr. Immanuel thanked the Daily Beast for accurately portraying her deliverance ministry:
Last edited by Basilissa; 07-29-2020 at 06:22 PM.
Reason: demons tried to infest my post, if the image doesn't show click on "Praise Jesus" to see the tweet.
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