[Salad Time]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

I'm not a queer any more.

wtf ,not a queer any more. sorry but i think quwwe can not heal
it is not a disease/ you now have a wife?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Salad Time

wtf ,not a queer any more. sorry but i think quwwe can not heal
it is not a disease/ you now have a wife?

When I decided to follow Jesus, I gave up the sodomite deathstyle. It's just like giving up any other repulsive habit.

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Salad Time

i am from Norway

We are well informed about your godless, frozen wasteland. God hates all you Fins.

[Salad Time]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

We are well informed about your godless, frozen wasteland. God hates all you Fins.

hahaha Fins???? Norway dude

[Salad Time]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

When I decided to follow Jesus, I gave up the sodomite deathstyle. It's just like giving up any other repulsive habit.

Tell me more about your friend of your It's just like giving up any other repulsive habit. I want to know what you did share it with us

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Salad Time

hahaha Fins???? Norway dude

The same thing.

Originally Posted by Salad Time

Tell me more about your friend of your It's just like giving up any other repulsive habit. I want to know what you did share it with us

Would you be kind enough to rephrase that? Because I have no idea what do you mean by that (seemingly random) string of words up there.

[Salad Time]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

The same thing.

smart men



Would you be kind enough to rephrase that? Because I have no idea what do you mean by that (seemingly random) string of words up there.

plain en tell about your live before you had faith

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Salad Time

plain en tell about your live before you had faith

Did you mean my life?

My (or Brother Zechariah's, for that matter) life before being Born Again was meaningless. Why should anybody waste time talking about something meaningless?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

For all your end-time watching needs, here are some fair and balanced maps of the prelude to WW3 in Ukraine:



Zoomed in:



I predict that one of the Canadian SCUDS will be the ones to set it all off. Keep praying, everyone.

[Germany]

This is exactly right! Who needs any fancy country names and statistics like "water tables" and all that unnecessary stuff. Children need to know where the enemies are! They need to be taught just how dangerous it is to leave the God Blessed United States of America. I for one have only left this Blessed country once when I was young to go and teach young Mexican ***EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO" REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** about the Lord Jesus Christ. It was impossible. They only spoke some strange ***EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO" REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** language and they just looked confused when I tried to explain to them about Jesus Christ. I conclude that they don't have souls and therefore cannot receive Jesus' word. When I have children they DEFINITELY won't venture into the dangerous non-americas.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Germany

This is exactly right! Who needs any fancy country names and statistics like "water tables" and all that unnecessary stuff. Children need to know where the enemies are! They need to be taught just how dangerous it is to leave the God Blessed United States of America. I for one have only left this Blessed country once when I was young to go and teach young Mexican ***EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO" REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** about the Lord Jesus Christ. It was impossible. They only spoke some strange ***EUPHEMISM FOR "NEGRO" REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** language and they just looked confused when I tried to explain to them about Jesus Christ. I conclude that they don't have souls and therefore cannot receive Jesus' word. When I have children they DEFINITELY won't venture into the dangerous non-americas.

You're language is not welcome here. We have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism. Jesus may or may not have included a soul in the negro population, but that's not for us to judge. We are commanded to go forth to all four corners of the earth and let people know they're expected to follow Jesus' commands, and He is watching to see if they do or not (Matthew 28:19-20).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Germany

I conclude that they don't have souls and therefore cannot receive Jesus' word.

It is certainly not necessary to have a soul in order to be the subject of a good preaching.

First, we have:
Job 12:7–10

7 But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; And the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:
8 Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: And the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.
9 Who knoweth not in all these That the hand of the Lord hath wrought this?
10 In whose hand is the soul of every living thing, And the breath of all mankind.

Here we have the words of Job, who was probably a little feverish at the time, so we should look a little further, for we have

M'r:16:15: And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

Indeed, some time ago, a pastor from LBC actually founded a Ministry for preaching to Dolphins, whom he thought were intelligent as most Christians and thus able to comprehend the Beauty of Christ. He would be preaching today were it not for a Great White that stubbornly refused to hear God's Word.

However, although preaching to trees and caves is good practice, always bear in mind:

M't:10:14: And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

so there is no reason to try too hard to save a soul - one go at it is enough.

[mountainmike57]

Well, I would agree with your map except that it has many stereo-types listed. I would like to think that Christians or God-Fearing people are everywhere. It is our job to find them...not list them as a stereo-type.
I apologize, Sir. I am only wondering how you came about this map?

I am of the mind : Let's all get along...but as Long as Jesus is KING...and you are a follower who believes in the Holy Bible, then it does not matter where you are from.

Just my opinion.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Should I start a caption contest thread or does this speak for itself?

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by mountainmike57

Well, I would agree with your map except that it has many stereo-types listed. I would like to think that Christians or God-Fearing people are everywhere. It is our job to find them...not list them as a stereo-type.
I apologize, Sir. I am only wondering how you came about this map?

I am of the mind : Let's all get along...but as Long as Jesus is KING...and you are a follower who believes in the Holy Bible, then it does not matter where you are from.

Just my opinion.

I believe that you are a fluffy bunny Christian. Has not the Lord provided artillery?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by mountainmike57

Well, I would agree with your map except that it has many stereo-types listed. I would like to think that Christians or God-Fearing people are everywhere. It is our job to find them...not list them as a stereo-type.
I apologize, Sir. I am only wondering how you came about this map?

I am of the mind : Let's all get along...but as Long as Jesus is KING...and you are a follower who believes in the Holy Bible, then it does not matter where you are from.

Just my opinion.

The very first task God gave man on this earth was to look, consider, and give a name to God's Creation (Genesis 2:19-20). Classification has been an honor and responsibility for God-Fearing men since the very beginning of mankind. For you to falsely accuse this divine mandate as "stereotyping" misses the point entirely, as well as serves to normalize micro-aggression against the only class in America where public persecution and bigotry is tolerated and celebrated - the American True Christian™.

Rather than complain about what you don't know dear, I suggest you read more and pray more. Read for your own edification. Read the Holy Bible, read what God's wise Spiritual Leaders have to say with regard to your Purpose in Life. And pray. Pray for the scales of hatred and disbelief be washed from your eyes.

I can tell you as a homeschooling mom of many years, these maps and the lessons contained in Brother Jeb's fine essay are more than enough education for the American True Christian™ youth of today and GOP Leader of tomorrow.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Well said, Sister Mary Etheldreda! And I would like to add that the term stereotype is a nasty, childish, pernicious piece of politically correct newspeak. What these people refer to as stereotypes are neither more nor less than generalizations, based on what our own scientists call empirical evidence. Generalizations are, as we all know, generally true. The clue is in the name.

So when does a generalization become a stereotype? When someone objects to its general truth (which is not disputed) on the basis of as little as one single exception, or something that they claim is an exception, that's when! So instead of labeling it with the perfectly reasonable and neutral term generalization, they re-label it with the pejorative term stereotype.

I blame lack of standards in the public schools.

YiC
Joanna

[TheFaliureAnalyst]

Originally Posted by Walter Van Slyke

Everything from Maine to New York should be labeled Homers and Liberals just like California.

The most annoying thing about you people is that you generalize, I live in Cali, I know plenty of straight people and a normal amount of the LGBTQ community, so that's me poking holes in that mormonic theory, and if you're about to point out "You didn't cover New york, the magnet to all homers or whatever the hell dumbass name you've come up with. Edit:
Someone's already said what I have to say and you responded with something even dumber that what you originally said, that, summarized, every "true American" fits an EXACT role and every "god fearing" person fits a single category no matter the differences, you know, that every creature possesses.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by TheFaliureAnalyst

The most annoying thing about you people is that you generalize, I live in Cali, I know plenty of straight people and a normal amount of the LGBTQ community, so that's me poking holes in that mormonic theory, and if you're about to point out "You didn't cover New york, the magnet to all homers or whatever the hell dumbass name you've come up with. Edit:
Someone's already said what I have to say and you responded with something even dumber that what you originally said, that, summarized, every "true American" fits an EXACT role and every "god fearing" person fits a single category no matter the differences, you know, that every creature possesses.

Hello and welcome to our forum!

When you're done having a temper tantrum, please restate your opinions using appropriate Bible verses to support them.

Also - it's a true failure for an analyst when he/she cannot even spell the word "failure." Just saying.

[Milkshakecrusader]

This map is trash, first of all as part spanish, I would love to point out we arent even close to Mexicans, we have better looks and culture, also Germany isnt entirely full of Nazis, and lastly not the whole northern south america is full of drug smugglers.