The direction of a movement

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Brothers this is a delicate question so I will phrase it precisely. During a bowel movement, the direction is always one single clear path outwards. There is no hesitancy or Heaven forbid backsliding. For that would be homosexual. This is a question for a friend. If you were wondering.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The direction of a movement

I referred this on but was reprimanded: you don't seem to have a question posted, to be answered?

[WWJDnow]

Re: The direction of a movement

Tsk tsk tsk. Women have invaded our sanctuary again. If this doesn't stop, I swear I'm going to head to Auntie Flo's forum and start posting pie recipes and starting threads like "50 surefire ways to obey your husband."

I'm of the opinion that backsliding bowel movements are a sure sign of homosexualism. That's why I always pray for a straight shot out before I go to the bathroom.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: The direction of a movement

Brothers this is a delicate question so I will phrase it precisely. During a bowel movement, the direction is always one single clear path outwards. There is no hesitancy or Heaven forbid backsliding. For that would be homosexual. This is a question for a friend. If you were wondering.

I might have some salve for your ailment, whatever it may be.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: The direction of a movement

I might have some salve for your ailment, whatever it may be.

I might be interested. My friend I mean. Depending on the method of application...

[Basilissa]

Re: The direction of a movement

OK, I know this is the men-only section, but my understanding of the directions of movements is that all left-leaning movements are atheist anarchist Antifas who want to destroy America, and all right-leaning movements are fine Christian people who stand by to Make America Great Again.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: The direction of a movement

I might be interested. My friend I mean. Depending on the method of application...

Due to the salve being a closely guarded secret only known to me and God, I would be the one to apply it to you. I would kindly ask that you be blindfolded so the secret can still be safe with God unless you’re willing to keep the secret yourself. It takes about 20-30 minutes to apply depending on the time of day. Fair warning, application of the salve may result in some discomfort but that’s just Satan’s demons being expelled from you in fairly continuous movements.