[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

As you're responding to a post that's 7 years old (this week's winning necropost, congrats), from a forum member who hasn't visited since 2009, why don't you just go ahead and hold your breath waiting for an answer?

Women don't have the brains God gave a chicken! Exactly why they require a stern master to issue commands, otherwise they'd all drown in rainstorms for want of someone to tell them to shut their pie holes.

[a.lyin'.kid]

I hope you people go to jail for domestic abuse, and get raped in the butt by big black guys, and have God send you to hell for being homosexual.

You people are proud with beating your wives? Seriously, what is wrong with you? No wonder she wants to knife him. Probably an abusive bastard. I hope she gets away with killing him too. His golf performance is so much more important than his wife not being beaten, do you not see a problem with this? You people are sick. Rot in a dumpster.

[bobbyj1970]

I’m needing help with a rebellious, undisciplined wife. I’d like to find a mentor for me and disciplinarian for her until I’m able to handle her on my own. I’m about to have surgery on my let’s which will leave me unable to keep tabs on her and give her the discipline and obedience training she so desperately needs.
Any help will be very much appreciated.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by bobbyj1970

I’m needing help with a rebellious, undisciplined wife. I’d like to find a mentor for me and disciplinarian for her until I’m able to handle her on my own. I’m about to have surgery on my let’s which will leave me unable to keep tabs on her and give her the discipline and obedience training she so desperately needs.
Any help will be very much appreciated.

Mr. Bobby,

How is it possible that you've let things get out of hand? Could it be that you've neglected to follow the KJV Bible to the letter? Let us see:

Originally Posted by bobbyj1970

... I’m about to have surgery on my let’s which will leave me unable to keep tabs on her...

I have absolutely no idea what your let's are but they seem to be related to unnatural fornication. But that is unimportant. The main issue is why you should consult the physicians and not simply Pray?

2 Chronicles 16: 12-13
And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease [was] exceeding [great]: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

Do you need atheist medical interventions because of THIS?

John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.

...or perhaps because of THIS:

Luke 17:6
And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.

I'd say that you need to consult your own Spiritual state first. If that is in order, everything else will follow naturally. Based on your post and my initial assessment you need to accept Jesus and become a Christian. Matthew 7:20 tells us that you have a long way to go but we'll certainly help you and Pray for you (and our Prayers, unlike yours, do work). So please persist and keep on contributing to God's favorite Forum!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[bobbyj1970]

Mr. White,


Thank you for you intelligent and thoughtful response. You are correct. We have both been astray for way too long. We have now come to the church work with God and the leaders and mentors of the church to change our lives, become good Christians and learn the discipline and obedience it takes to have a proper Christian marriage. I know this will take time and lots of effort on our part. We understand it may be a long and sometimes painful journey but know now that it's the right way and the only way it should be.


Thank you again for taking the time to help us begin.


(by the way, in my original post, "let's" was a typo. it should have read "legs". Both knees will be worked on. )

[momred1906]

Hi my name is Brenda. My question should a boyfriend be allowed to spank me as he sees fits. He also says a man can have sex with a women anytime or place he wants and sperm that leaks out is subject for a whipping because sperm is gift to women. Is he right? Brenda

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by momred1906

Hi my name is Brenda. My question should a boyfriend be allowed to spank me as he sees fits. He also says a man can have sex with a women anytime or place he wants and sperm that leaks out is subject for a whipping because sperm is gift to women. Is he right? Brenda

If he is spilling seed, you have a much bigger problem than you think, dear - you need to start looking for funeral arrangements for him:

Genesis 38:9-10
9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

(well, first you need to marry him ASAP, being a widow is a much better thing that being an unmarried slut).

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by momred1906

Hi my name is Brenda. My question should a boyfriend be allowed to spank me as he sees fits.

First, I assume you're not married. If you are married, then you cannot have a boyfriend unless you purchase an indulgence from the Landover Baptist Church, and those are very expensive (just ask President Trump!). Your boyfriend can only spank you to the extent your father has given him consent, because that privilege belongs to your father until you are married.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by momred1906

Hi my name is Brenda.

Well, dear, that is a cross you must bear. It is perfectly fine to hate your parents for inflicting the name on you: If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple (Luke 14:26)

But as to the rest of your post, I see you call yourself "mom" in your username. No mom should have a "boyfriend". I wonder (though without too much curiosity and absolutely no genuine interest) what your husband has to say about it?

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by momred1906

Hi my name is Brenda. My question should a boyfriend be allowed to spank me as he sees fits. He also says a man can have sex with a women anytime or place he wants and sperm that leaks out is subject for a whipping because sperm is gift to women. Is he right? Brenda

Hello, Miss Brenda. Goodness gracious; you have arrived with a bit of an urgency, haven't you? Normally, our newcomers write a polite, introductory greeting at our friendly Introductory Forum. As it appears that you have bypassed that forum, I wonder if I might trouble you to make your way there -- at your earliest convenience -- to give a proper introduction to the people at . The link to that forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Whilst there, kindly notice the requests at the top of the page; however, I am only too pleased to provide them here, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

I do thank you for your attention to this very important matter, Dear.

[momred1906]

I know a man has a right to punish us (females) but can he let another man spank or whip us?

[Phil Ander]

Originally Posted by momred1906

I know a man has a right to punish us (females) but can he let another man spank or whip us?

Brazen hussy. Your BDSM fantasies are not welcome here. There must be some roman catholic or scientology site better suited to your needs


Phil

[Ryan2021]

i just want to say two things here men

1. i think its very cool that we have ourselves a men only section, just a shame those annoying women keep coming in.


2. when i'm married i fully intend to beat my wife with a belt when she needs punishment.