[Basilissa]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

two humans boinking? is that some homosexual act?

Do not mind the atheist - he just wants to corrupt your gullible mind.

When the USA finally adopts a Biblical version of the Sharia law, homosexuality will be - once again - punishable by death:

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

homosexuality is fun though

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

homosexuality is fun though

Hell won't be fun, not at all. By all means, go have all the buttsex you want, it's your choice. You'll probably regret it after your first trillion years in the lake of fire, but hey, "homosexuality is fun."

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Do not mind the atheist - he just wants to corrupt your gullible mind.

When the USA finally adopts a Biblical version of the Sharia law, homosexuality will be - once again - punishable by death:
Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

Sharia law is for muslims and I am not a muslim


also it is very backwards

[Basilissa]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Sharia law is for muslims and I am not a muslim

also it is very backwards

I will explain it to you in simpleton words:

Sharia law is a religious law
The Bible also contains religious laws
Biblical laws legal = homosexuals, witches, and heathens killed
Biblical laws legal = me happy

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[DemonBrat]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

that sounds a little fun I guess... but if I'm reduced to molecules how can I meow like the kitty I am?

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

that sounds a little fun I guess... but if I'm reduced to molecules how can I meow like the kitty I am?

All a big joke to you people.

Time and time again, I hear stories about the crying to Jesus to forgive them as they lay on their death bed. God gets the last laugh, along with the lucky Christian that is there as the soul leaves the body, that last tortured gasp for air and the look of terror in the dead persons eyes.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

that sounds a little fun I guess... but if I'm reduced to molecules how can I meow like the kitty I am?

Furries are not allowed on God’s favorite forum. People like you make me want to....want to....oh God dangit where’s my BC headache powder? Anyway, it’s obvious you don’t want to be saved and suffer from multiple demons crawling up your anal glandulars making its way to your brain and heart to infect you with stupid ideas. I’m gonna pray for you, not that it’ll do any good for someone as hopeless as you.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Sharia law is for muslims and I am not a muslim


also it is very backwards

You're right, Christians should implement Canon Law.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

What's its position on idols?

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

What's its position on idols?

The Canon Law does not allow the worship of other Gods, since it violates the 1th Commandament.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

I was not thinking about worship, but about making the things. Whether you regard figurines as gods or goddesses: the prohibited list of models is comprehensive: whether you call ogling them worship or veneration or adoration or genuflecting, whatever you do with them, all that is irrelevant to the question of making them.

Does canon law have a position on this?

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

I missed all the fun

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: hello outer world dwellers

Idols are never fun. At first stripping off or whatever they do and running around in circles while drums belt out savage rhythms may be stimulating in a worldly sort of way, albeit not any world I'd care to inhabit, but then the food runs out. There were no farmers left after fertility orgies became the new rain. "Doing it" in a field is no substitute for planting seeds, removing weeds and harvesting.

Genesis 26:12-14 Then Isaac sowed in that land, and received in the same year an hundredfold: and the LORD blessed him. And the man waxed great, and went forward, and grew until he became very great: For he had possession of flocks, and possession of herds, and great store of servants: and the Philistines envied him.

Witches could sort themselves any way they liked: nothing they commanded to sprout would ever grow: no incantation should ever take effect without a demonic impetus driving everything they thought or said or did. God is not a witch. Anyone claiming otherwise needs to provide evidence. Big evidence. Bigger than idols. Bigger than everything.

There is no old or new with Christ Jesus, dear. He is unchanging (Hebrews 13:8). Does this bother you? And why should it? It is His decision how He will be, and we have the privilege and responsibility to be thankful and glorify Him.