[Uncle Rutherford]

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NO ANCHORBABIES!!!!!!!!! Other than that, congratulations I think. Normally I would advise you to make many many soldiers of Christ with this man but uh.....I don’t know how that would turn out. Don’t forget Jeremiah 30:19.

[Didymus Much]

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...A ménage à toi...

Yeah, I'm gonna steal that.

[Phil Ander]

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What sort of word is that? Certainly not an American word. And what ever you feel your allure is to elderly well funded dements with less than a thousand heart beats to death, God knows what is really behind your intentions and Judgment will come. As it did to Anna Nicole Smith who tracked a similar path.


Phil

[Basilissa]

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I admit I feel quite distraught my proposal has marred my reputation

The thought that your reputation could be marred even further, that's the best joke I heard this week!

So you can be funny after all, huh? I didn't know you had that in you. Thank you for making me laugh, I really needed that.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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If ever there was a reason for tougher enforcement on immigration, this would be it. Think about it, she gets married, has a green card, then infects the USA with thousands of godless ANCHOR BABIES. I want to quote an often forgotten verse, Malachi 3:5. And I will come near to you to judgment; and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers, and against the adulterers, and against false swearers, and against those that oppress the hireling in his wages, the widow, and the fatherless, and that turn aside the stranger from his right, and fear not me, saith the LORD of hosts. Her ill intentions would bring destruction across America. Look at what Jamaicans are doing to Florida.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Now that, Uncle Rutherford, is an excellent choice of verse. Jolly well done, you!

[Uncle Rutherford]

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Now that, Uncle Rutherford, is an excellent choice of verse. Jolly well done, you!

Why thank you. I have taken to studying how the genius high IQ individuals of Freehold and Landover Baptist Church specifically are able to justify their reasonings. The KJV Bible teaches us everything we need to know for how to run our country. Now I’ve been reading The Bible for just about all my life and try to apply it to every day situations, but after being inspired by all you wonderful white Christian folk, I felt it my duty to point out to Dominique how she is on the path to HELL. It’s my duty as a Christian.

[Isabella White]

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The thought that your reputation could be marred even further, that's the best joke I heard this week!
So you can be funny after all, huh? I didn't know you had that in you. Thank you for making me laugh, I really needed that.

I may be wrong, dear Sister Basilissa, but I think I smell something fishy here -- and it's not my Captain High Liner fish sticks.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Such an interesting video, Sister Isabella. So the young (if slightly shop-soiled) woman was claiming more than $300 million for a marriage that lasted around 400 days? $31,250 would have been quite a generous hourly rate, wouldn't it? And - what with her being dead - the case was brought by her daughter, born in 2006. That would be about six elephant pregnancies after the death of the old codger.

How the other (unsaved) half live, eh? I thank Jesus that we have Him, to keep us from such shameful folly.

[Isabella White]

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Such an interesting video, Sister Isabella. So the young (if slightly shop-soiled) woman was claiming more than $300 million for a marriage that lasted around 400 days? $31,250 would have been quite a generous hourly rate, wouldn't it? And - what with her being dead - the case was brought by her daughter, born in 2006. That would be about six elephant pregnancies after the death of the old codger.

How the other (unsaved) half live, eh? I thank Jesus that we have Him, to keep us from such shameful folly.

Oh, yes, dear Sister Joanna; my, how you've said this so succinctly. I'm so very happy that you have found the video of that bottle-bleached blonde trollop to be of useful information. What amazes me is that she had no shame -- none whatsoever -- when she was carrying on with this elderly gentleman. And, he had no shame for being so foolish as to not see through her very obvious scheme.

Indeed, we can give the much worthy women, such as ourselves, would never allow ourselves to become ensnared in such a twisted plot. Why, if that were to happen, can you begin to imagine the outrage from our beloved ? Now, I know that he would be looking out only for the welfare of , by wanting us to ensure that we give the proper amount of tithes to support ; so, there is that to consider, too.

As for Miss Domgaard's intentions, well, I shan't judge since I'm forbidden to do so by the ; therefore I shall obey blessed instruction:

Matthew 7:1: "Judge not, that ye be not judged."

That aside and, between you and me, I do think that most people can see through Miss Domgaard's tissue-paper-thin designs; don't you, Dear?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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That aside and, between you and me, I do think that most people can see through Miss Domgaard's tissue-paper-thin designs; don't you, Dear?

I couldn't possibly comment, Sister. Since I availed myself of the forum's "Shun" function, her designs are entirely unknown to me.

[Isabella White]

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I've been feeling incredibly worried. My sweet Hierony said he was going to take a trip to Florida next week. He's a bit of a stubborn one, said "He's 97 and ain't going miss his golf tournament if Satan himself had something to do about it and gave him the shingles!"

Such headstrong attitude has filled me with dread. There's be big giant gators there and hurricanes, or so I heard. Maybe I'm being paranoid?

Oh, now, calm down, dear Miss Domgaard; there, there, Dear. I'm sure you have every right to be concerned about your future husband's welfare, but if he feels that he needs a vacation in sunny Florida, then I'm sure it will do him none other than the world of good.

But, to put your restless mind back at ease, why don't you go there with him? What could be more refreshing and relaxing, than to spend time with him and some chummy friends at a lovely beach in Florida, especially when the weather is so warm at this time of year? Fret not, dear one. You will feel so much better after you've made that call to American Airlines. There is no better time for this much-needed vacation than now!

[Basilissa]

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But, to put your restless mind back at ease, why don't you go there with him? What could be more refreshing and relaxing, than to spend time with him and some chummy friends at a lovely beach in Florida, especially when the weather is so warm at this time of year? Fret not, dear one. You will feel so much better after you've made that call to American Airlines. There is no better time for this much-needed vacation than now!

Oh sweet Sister Isabella, you always see the best in people. However, I would advise Miss Aardvark not to go to Florida - we really don't need yet another illegal immigrant.