[James Hutchins]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Hey Chinfro,

Thanks for the infraction warnings.
Let he who without sin cast the first infraction, Douche Nozzle.

Hey, if you idiots want to follow Old Man River's guide to beating women with sticks then by all means go for it. I hope the police don't find out.

Cheers

Chinfo?? We do not tolerate slants here. What is a 'Douche Nozzle', is that some sort of pasta maker?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

=The Hitch;607634]

Hey Chinfro,

Thanks for the infraction warnings.
Let he who without sin cast the first infraction, Douche Nozzle.

Have a problem with beards lady, Jesus had a beard does that mean you hate Jesus?
As a matter of fact we are with out sin!
Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

Hey, if you idiots want to follow Old Man River's guide to beating women with sticks then by all means go for it. I hope the police don't find out.

Cheers

Its in the Bible, if you have a problem with it contact God. Lady have you ever actually read the Bible?(SEE I asked a question)

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Hey Chinfro,

Thanks for the infraction warnings.
Let he who without sin cast the first infraction, Douche Nozzle.

Hey, if you idiots want to follow Old Man River's guide to beating women with sticks then by all means go for it. I hope the police don't find out.

Cheers

I really thought school was back in session. Why are these little unloved children still here? Is it because their mommies don't love them enough to even be bothered to make sure they get to school in the morning?

Look kiddo, I'm sorry that your mommy thinks that her career and social life is more important than you. I'm sorry that they think the computer is a viable babysitter, but that's no reason to take your anger out on us. Now lets try and put some big-boy britches on and quit acting like a spoiled little brat in desperate need of a beating.

[The Hitch]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

=The Hitch;607626]

I get a lot of hostility from your post. Why do you hate people who are different than you? You have no right to judge someone based on their appearance. Around here lady, we call you people bigots.


Look asshat I did not ask a question, it was more of a demand. I am sorry that you can not comprehend that simple task. Perhaps you should learn to keep your yap shut and eyes open.


Why would any normal person find the views we have disturbing, our views are gained through reading the Bible, the word of God. Do you find God disturbing also?

1. You assume I am a lady and talk to me in a condescending manner. Who are you to say that I am wrong? What sources do you have that I do not? How very christian of you.

2. See the last sentence of number one.

3. Beating a pregnant woman with a rod then discipline her. I call people like you lazy. Lazy to be a real man and too lazy to think for yourself. Also from what I see most of you lackYeah, lets live our lives in accordance to arrogant goat herders in bronze age Palestine. You say you are made in the image of god but then say you can beat a woman because a daughter is worthless, shows what you think of "gods design". I wish all of your mothers would have done the world a favor and swallowed you all.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

=The Hitch;607647]

1. You assume I am a lady and talk to me in a condescending manner.

You bitch and moan like a female, you must be one.

Who are you to say that I am wrong?

I am a True Christians(TM)

What sources do you have that I do not?

We follow the Bible. I have no idea nor do I care what your sources are.

How very christian of you.

Thanks

3. Beating a pregnant woman with a rod then discipline her. I call people like you lazy. Lazy to be a real man and too lazy to think for yourself. Also from what I see most of you lackYeah, lets live our lives in accordance to arrogant goat herders in bronze age Palestine. You say you are made in the image of god but then say you can beat a woman because a daughter is worthless, shows what you think of "gods design". I wish all of your mothers would have done the world a favor and swallowed you all.

How very unchristian of you. Have you no compassion for the word of God?

[The Hitch]

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=The Hitch;607626]

I get a lot of hostility from your post. Why do you hate people who are different than you? You have no right to judge someone based on their appearance. Around here lady, we call you people bigots.


Look asshat I did not ask a question, it was more of a demand. I am sorry that you can not comprehend that simple task. Perhaps you should learn to keep your yap shut and eyes open.


Why would any normal person find the views we have disturbing, our views are gained through reading the Bible, the word of God. Do you find God disturbing also?

I really thought school was back in session. Why are these little unloved children still here? Is it because their mommies don't love them enough to even be bothered to make sure they get to school in the morning?

Look kiddo, I'm sorry that your mommy thinks that her career and social life is more important than you. I'm sorry that they think the computer is a viable babysitter, but that's no reason to take your anger out on us. Now lets try and put some big-boy britches on and quit acting like a spoiled little brat in desperate need of a beating.

Now you are judging me and being condescending. How very christian of you. You want to act childish and resort to "Mom" jokes, that was popular in high school. Sorry I wasn't chained to a car engine in the basement like you red necks were. Maybe your all in one Daddy/Uncle/Brother was cruel to you please keep it private. If you think you are up to giving me a beating step forward.

You want to talk about love? You are begging for love from an imaginary man in the sky and you have the nerve to talk about my mother. You have the wish to be loved, probably more than you deserve.

Its in the Bible, if you have a problem with it contact God. Lady have you ever actually read the Bible?(SEE I asked a question)

Bravo on the question mark. Just learn how to use a spell check and your all set.

I've noticed many people call on god and he never answers. Unlisted number perhaps.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

=The Hitch;607647]
You bitch and moan like a female, you must be one.

Brother, this is just plain hurtful. I can't think of one True Christian(TM) woman that whines at this level.

How very unchristian of you. Have you no compassion for the word of God?

That's liebral tollerance for you. It's so full of hatred for the Truth(c)

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

=BelieverInGod;607661]

Brother, this is just plain hurtful. I can't think of one True Christian™ woman that whines at this level.

I understand your being hurt little Sister, if you tried to pull that off with Seth, well its hard to talk with a broken jaw. Its the liberal females who cant keep their yaps shut.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Its the liberal females who cant keep their yaps shut.

Amen to that Brother. My own True Christian(tm) wife almost never talks!

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Now you are judging me and being condescending. How very christian of you. You want to act childish and resort to "Mom" jokes, that was popular in high school. Sorry I wasn't chained to a car engine in the basement like you red necks were. Maybe your all in one Daddy/Uncle/Brother was cruel to you please keep it private. If you think you are up to giving me a beating step forward.

She was not resorting to mom jokes. You are a very angry child, usually when a child is very angry it means that the child is being abused/neglected at home. We do not chain our children to car engines (who's resorting to bad jokes here?) and the redneck insults are rather tiring.

As for the internet tough guy, well you come on over to Freehold go into city hall and ask them to call any one of us. I'm sure which ever person will gladly show up and give you a good Bible lesson.

You want to talk about love? You are begging for love from an imaginary man in the sky and you have the nerve to talk about my mother. You have the wish to be loved, probably more than you deserve.

So she hit a nerve with the mother thing huh? I don't beg God to love me, I know God loves me. All the people on this site know that God loves us because we are True Christians(TM) who take his word literally.

I've noticed many people call on god and he never answers. Unlisted number perhaps.

Yep, it's unlisted and he only gives it out to True Christians(TM). Just ask the people of Iceland if our prayers work or not.

[Omar al Gibberish]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Step #8: Go home and check if the child is yours!
Wait at least a week after the child is born before you go home. Check thoroughly if the child is indeed yours. A True Christian™ DNA test is the least you should do here. If you suspect the child is not yours, e.g. the child is ugly, divorce your wife on the spot and start again at step..

DNA test?!?!

you belive in science?????????'

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

DNA test?!?!

you belive in science?????????'

Yes a Christian DNA test, Look at child does it look like you, if both parents are white but child is not, things like that a DNA test.DNA= Does Not Add up

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

you belive in science?????????

Of course I do believe in Cristian science! It is what gave us the computer, the H-Bom and my Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Of course I do believe in Cristian science! It is what gave us the computer, the H-Bom and my Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter.

Yes, the mentality of the unsaved is something else; who else besides Christian science would have come up with napalm, SUVs or mountain top removal mining ? This isn't junk science like evolution, global warming or stem cell research. Now our fault that the left has politicized science.

[bitchimtheboss]

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I can't even finish the opening of this thread without two things coming to mind.
1. I really hope that Cranky Old Man is a [satanic link deleted]
2. What is this man thinking?!