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  • Re: My introduction.

    Originally posted by curtisgrice View Post
    He does love everyone or he would not have died for our sins and made it possible to get to heaven. If he didn't love us all he would not have bothered to do even that.
    If only....
    No, Jesus only loves those that love Him. He has been burned too many times with people that claimed to kneel before Him only to find out they were taking advantage of His good nature. So after being being fooled once, heas not going to be fooled again.
    You are right about the possibility of Heaven though. A ll True Christians(tm) have a shot at getting in. But the number of places in Heaven are finite where as the space in Hell is infinite. I believe the number of spaces for souls in Heaven is about 144,000. At this point in time, God would have to boot out someone to let you in. Who do you think he will do it to?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Re: My introduction.

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      If only....
      No, Jesus only loves those that love Him. He has been burned too many times with people that claimed to kneel before Him only to find out they were taking advantage of His good nature. So after being being fooled once, heas not going to be fooled again.
      You are right about the possibility of Heaven though. A ll True Christians™ have a shot at getting in. But the number of places in Heaven are finite where as the space in Hell is infinite. I believe the number of spaces for souls in Heaven is about 144,000. At this point in time, God would have to boot out someone to let you in. Who do you think he will do it to?
      Since the jury is still out on whether or not women have souls, I can say for my own self that I will Praise and Glorify regardless of where He sends me for eternity! I will Glorify Him here on Earth in this life, and in the next! He is worthy of nothing but Praise and Worship, and I do not look to His hand, but to His Face!

      Glory!
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: My introduction.

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Since the jury is still out on whether or not women have souls, I can say for my own self that I will Praise and Glorify regardless of where He sends me for eternity! I will Glorify Him here on Earth in this life, and in the next! He is worthy of nothing but Praise and Worship, and I do not look to His hand, but to His Face!

        Glory!
        You said it, Sister!

        How enjoyable would Heaven really be for us Men™ with a bunch of mouthy, disobedient women capering about?

        I like to think of Heaven as the ultimate man cave...rockin' good times with The Savior and eternal beer!

        That is not to say that a few females won't squeeze through the pearly gates by the skin of their teeth, to labor endlessly as mute scullery drones, but I'm sure that will be the exception to the rule...

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        • Re: My introduction.

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          If only....
          No, Jesus only loves those that love Him. He has been burned too many times with people that claimed to kneel before Him only to find out they were taking advantage of His good nature. So after being being fooled once, heas not going to be fooled again.
          You are right about the possibility of Heaven though. A ll True Christians™ have a shot at getting in. But the number of places in Heaven are finite where as the space in Hell is infinite. I believe the number of spaces for souls in Heaven is about 144,000. At this point in time, God would have to boot out someone to let you in. Who do you think he will do it to?
          My uncle that hates God, and when I talk about the Bible, or read it he gets mad and says God can kiss his butt.
          Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
          1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
          1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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          • Re: My introduction.

            Originally posted by curtisgrice View Post
            My uncle that hates God, and when I talk about the Bible, or read it he gets mad and says God can kiss his butt.
            I don't think you understood the question. Brother James asked who God would have to boot out in order to let you in. It doesn't sound as though your uncle has any chance of getting in in the first place, so that won't work for you.
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • Re: My introduction.

              Originally posted by curtisgrice View Post
              Thanks, and 10 says says that love fulfills the law, the old Testament is only for the ones that don't believe in Jesus as their savior like the Jewish, and the Catholic Church they go to God skipping the Son of God.
              So... I'm really confused now. Are you saying that the Ten Commandments are not to be followed by people who believe in Jesus as our Savior? Basically, that Christians are not bound by the Ten Commandments and can break them whenever they want?

              Because the Ten Commandments are in the Old Testament, and according to you (not Jesus, see Matthew 5:17), the Old Testament is only for people who don't believe in Jesus.

              I'm not really sure how to interpret that last bit about Catholics, after being raised in a Catholic environment I'm under the impression that Catholics venerate Mary more than God or Jesus (I wouldn't say they skip Jesus, though?).
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Re: My introduction.

                Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                You said it, Sister!

                How enjoyable would Heaven really be for us Men™ with a bunch of mouthy, disobedient women capering about?

                I like to think of Heaven as the ultimate man cave...rockin' good times with The Savior and eternal beer!

                That is not to say that a few females won't squeeze through the pearly gates by the skin of their teeth, to labor endlessly as mute scullery drones, but I'm sure that will be the exception to the rule...

                If women are heaven-bound, I'm sure that there will be a separate section for women, and there, we, as women, will never fail to please the men and make sure their eternal time with Him is pleasurable!

                Elizabeth
                "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                • Re: My introduction.

                  Originally posted by curtisgrice View Post
                  My uncle that hates God, and when I talk about the Bible, or read it he gets mad and says God can kiss his butt.
                  Jesus wants to drive a wedge between family members. Why don't you shun your uncle, as pleases The Lord?
                  Luke 14:26
                  If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple

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                  • Re: My introduction.

                    Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                    Jesus wants to drive a wedge between family members. Why don't you shun your uncle, as pleases The Lord?
                    Luke 14:26
                    I have he is not Godly at all he tossed out my bible yesterday
                    Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                    1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                    1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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