[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

hey man take it easy i understand that you're gay and you are taking this really hard but its okay....we are here for you!

This isn't a gay pick-up bar: keep your sodomite advances to yourself.



Doesn't Leviticus 18:22 mean anything to you???

[thrrowaway]

Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

Kids, kids….I know you're impatient to hear the whole story.

No, we didn't "hack" anything. We - or rather the awesome power the GOD ALMIGHTY - influenced Dong to repent of his wicked ways. Getting an undisclosed K Street lobby firm to astroturf the internet comment campaign was only the tip of the iceberg. We got some copywrite lawyers on the case, but that's still only part. The full story of how we did it is inspirational but also involves top-secret Prayer Warrior information, and I don't know how much they are authorized to disclose.



No.

No. Covid-19, global warming (caused by your generation, and we are forced to live in the wreckage btw,) human trafficking, terrorism, abuse, mental health problems, a second great depression just on the horizon, and other issues dont even come close to fun video games!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

No. Covid-19, global warming (caused by your generation, and we are forced to live in the wreckage btw,) human trafficking, terrorism, abuse, mental health problems, a second great depression

...We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning...

Is that how this works? Because you didn't make your bit rhyme. Or make any sense whatsoever.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

global warming (caused by your generation, and we are forced to live in the wreckage btw,)

Forbes: Millennials Will Become Richest Generation In American History As Baby Boomers Transfer Over Their Wealth...Millennials will hold five times as much wealth as they have today and the group is anticipated to inherit over $68 trillion from their Baby Boomer parents by the year 2030

Pretty nice wreckage if it's worth $68,000,000,000,000 and all you have to do to earn it is show up for Thanksgiving once a year.

Here's some tools to help you imagine what $68,000,000,000,000 even looks like.

[thrrowaway]

Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

Forbes: Millennials Will Become Richest Generation In American History As Baby Boomers Transfer Over Their Wealth...Millennials will hold five times as much wealth as they have today and the group is anticipated to inherit over $68 trillion from their Baby Boomer parents by the year 2030

Pretty nice wreckage if it's worth $68,000,000,000,000 and all you have to do to earn it is show up for Thanksgiving once a year.

Here's some tools to help you imagine what $68,000,000,000,000 even looks like.

Money doesnt exactly fix the ozone.

[Basilissa]

Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

Money doesnt exactly fix the ozone.

You're right. We can't solve problems with money. The only way we can solve problems, is with prayer.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

You're right. We can't solve problems with money. The only way we can solve problems, is with prayer.

Absolutely, Sister Basilissa.

Without our generation the world would be wall to wall sin. That we have spent our lives condemning sin saved countless people from eternity in hell.

And, we're just getting started. Stay with us here at Landover Baptist and you will and watch one after another sinner be brought to Jesus.