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  • God smites gay fop singer with tempest

    British singer Elton John was smitten with a veritable tempest of the Lord last night in Britain's predominately gay entertainment centre, Blackpool. Not content with having a hideous cross dressing entertainment venue for transsexuals and fag hags on a night of debauchery, Funny Girls, the homos had erected a temporary homo temple on the sea front.

    Elton had been given some strong hints about how God didn't like him one little bit by it constantly raining for most of the day. Even so, the crowds of depraved gay apologists and outright homos and atheists filed in and took their seats ready for such hideous offerings as, Saturday Night's Allright for Fighting and Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (an obvious homage to the tale of witchcraft and sorcery, The Wizard of Oz).

    God at first seemed to be lulling them into a false sense of security as the weather brightened but Candle in the Wind seemed a taunt too many. God whipped up a tempest within a few minutes which sent the heathen fans scurrying for shelter and threatened to bring the stage down around the faggot performer's ears.


    What a hideous queer!


    Compare and contrast a True Christian view of the events with the lukewarm drivel from liberal rag, The Guardian.

    The inaugural concert by Sir Elton John at a new venue in Blackpool was cut short by strong winds.

    Nearly two hours into his set on Saturday night, Elton told a disappointed crowd of almost 11,000 that on police advice he had been told to stop playing.

    The Blackpool Tower Headland outdoor arena lies in the shadow of the Lancashire resort's tower.

    Rain poured for most of the day at the resort but relented as the concert began.

    The temporary stage was buffeted by high winds shortly before Elton called time.

    "I have been told there is some really bad weather on the way," he said. "The police say you need to leave right now in an orderly fashion. I'm sorry but I don't want anyone to be hurt. I'll make it up to you."

    The largely middle-aged crowd filed away from their seats without much fuss and some were happy to buy programmes and T-shirts on their way out.

    Earlier he played a rousing set of all his hits and opened with Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting).

    The concert was the first in a series of summer events at the venue but conditions were breezy throughout on the Promenade.

    "I can't see anyone with a bikini on out there," Elton told the crowd on his first trip to Blackpool since 1977.

    Other favourites played were Candle in the Wind, Rocket Man, Sacrifice and Sad Songs.
    Not a mention of what is obvious: God's rallying cry to the non-depraved among us to push these faggots into the sea so we can be free of such "spectacles".

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    Re: God smites gay fop singer with tempest

    God sent that windstorm as a warning to all perverts: His Will Be Done!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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