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    Holy Naan

    Face of Jesus appears in naan bread


    It's been a busy time for the face of Christ recently, appearing on an iron, in a bruise, on a car window - and now on a naan bread in a curry house in Surrey.


    We should be so lucky




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    Re: Holy Naan

    There must be a lot wrong in the world for Jesus appearing so often nowadays.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: Holy Naan

      Originally posted by Luci Morningstar View Post
      Face of Jesus appears in naan bread


      It's been a busy time for the face of Christ recently, appearing on an iron, in a bruise, on a car window - and now on a naan bread in a curry house in Surrey.


      We should be so lucky

      http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808516-...-in-naan-bread
      It looks more like that vagrant that used to hang about near old Hessmeier place. He had a thing about frogs if I recall rightly – kept ‘em in his pockets. He had zits on his forehead in just those places.


      If you ever find anything like this, sell it to a catlick; they'll pay good money for it and then start praying to it, offering sacrifices and burning incense near it. As they're damned anyway, I see no harm in it.
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      • #4
        Re: Holy Naan

        Originally posted by Luci Morningstar View Post
        Face of Jesus appears in naan bread


        It's been a busy time for the face of Christ recently, appearing on an iron, in a bruise, on a car window - and now on a naan bread in a curry house in Surrey.


        We should be so lucky




        http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808516-...-in-naan-bread
        That's not JESUS it's Cher!
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        • #5
          Re: Holy Naan

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          That's not JESUS it's Cher!
          It looks like Cher's cooter!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Holy Naan

            No surprise here that on old Limey is still eating Hindoo food.
            Matthew 7:15
            Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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            • #7
              Re: Holy Naan

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              That's not JESUS it's Cher!
              I do believe Sister Daisy Mae is right!

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