QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

[confedchick]

As you all know, I've been punished only once thus far by K but I fear when I see him again tomorrow, I am in for another - as he has informed me. Basically, I lost a piece of neck "jewelry" I am to wear at all times in my home or his; but not in public. I have been wearing a substitute but it's not the one he gave me. I am scared - I will admit.
In your (the readers') opinion, how severe could this punishment really be? Am I just making it to be something more severe then what it is?

How would you (men) punish your women for something of this ilk?

[Talitha]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

As you all know, I've been punished only once thus far by K but I fear when I see him again tomorrow, I am in for another - as he has informed me. Basically, I lost a piece of neck "jewelry" I am to wear at all times in my home or his; but not in public. I have been wearing a substitute but it's not the one he gave me. I am scared - I will admit.
In your (the readers') opinion, how severe could this punishment really be? Am I just making it to be something more severe then what it is?

How would you (men) punish your women for something of this ilk?

Don't worry.
Just receive whatever punishment he sees fit to give you and take it like any good Christian Woman would.
Don't forget to say "Thank You Sir" afterward

[A is for Allah]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

you can only punish a person when they have done something wrong. You have merely accidently lost a piece of jewellery, which deserves no punshiment whatsoever and Allah is on your side. Your violent husband will get his punishment after death where he will burn in the flames of hell, and you will be raised to the heavens of Allah and be made a queen for enduring a torrid time and coping with it on earth. Now if you feel you cannot cope with such cruelty by the man then i can get you with a lovely muslim gentleman.

May Allah be with you in your time of need

[Nobar King]

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This is not an Arab camel market. Get you head out of the gutter, boy.

[Max Bayes]

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I see your heretical ways cloud your ability to understand English. Allow me to clarify my stance on the topic by "Pulling A Danish"...

[TC Patriot]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

As you all know, I've been punished only once thus far by K but I fear when I see him again tomorrow, I am in for another - as he has informed me. Basically, I lost a piece of neck "jewelry" I am to wear at all times in my home or his; but not in public. I have been wearing a substitute but it's not the one he gave me. I am scared - I will admit.
In your (the readers') opinion, how severe could this punishment really be? Am I just making it to be something more severe then what it is?

How would you (men) punish your women for something of this ilk?

You certainly need correction and you have compounded your sin by lying.

Also, what were you doing when you lost that neck jewelry and why were you wearing it? What was the jewelry?

If you were my wife or daughter you would not be able to sit for a week!

1 Tim 2:9 that says, “In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array…”

[Elmer Christianson]

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I think her man should get her some new jewelry.

[confedchick]

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I have since found the "necklace" he purchased for me and have been able to retire the similar one. I was still punished Friday night and I willingly accepted it and thanked him afterwards. Thank you, sister Talitha! You were right!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I dug out an old report that explains a lot and gives some solid advice from a judge:

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

I dug out an old report that explains a lot and gives some solid advice from a judge:

Amen mr. bathfire thats just what i keep trying to tell my debbie she just needs to stop doing or saying all those stupid things that make me so mad.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Amen mr. bathfire thats just what i keep trying to tell my debbie she just needs to stop doing or saying all those stupid things that make me so mad.

That's why, whenever I am called upon to offer pre-marital counseling to new couples, I urge the man of the house to issue preemptive spankings on a random basis for the first 10 years of marriage. That will keep your little woman on her toes and ready to please in ways she cannot imagine before taking her holy wedding vows to obey.

[IllLogicalBunny]

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Dumb, backward women marry dumb, backward men and produce dumb, backward children who don't fit into society and therefore settle for dumb, backward mates....or stock up on guns...and repeat the vicious cycle.

Are you stupid? Why do you let your husband punish you? You are your own person, nobody owns you---reevaluate your life and leave that chump. Your children will resent you for staying in that abusive environment--you can be a good christian woman without having to be punished or undermined!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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you can be a good christian woman without having to be punished or undermined!

I really, really love your ironic name.

That's the point. If you're a Good Christian Woman, you won't need to be disciplined. If she is a dutiful wife and follows her husband then she won't have any discipline meted upon her. However, if she disobeys her husband (therefore disobeying God) she should surely repay for her transgressions.

Can't you get this through your head?

[IllLogicalBunny]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

A woman's husband is not her God--he's just a man... a man with the same weaknesses and desires, the same general physiological make up, the same need to eat, sleep, be happy, etc.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman?

A woman's husband is not her God--he's just a man... a man with the same weaknesses and desires, the same general physiological make up, the same need to eat, sleep, be happy, etc.

Epic Biblical Fail: 1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.